"ASK SKULLCRUSH"

[skullcrush]

well good ol' skully has a 24 hour duty and is stuck with a playstation2 and acess to the internet.so im here allnight ready to answer all of lifes questions.why is the sky blue?what is the name of that crap that forms at the side your eye's when you wake up?how come making love to a pig feels so damm good?you got the question,i got some kind of an answer.so please feel free,im here all night!

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[high fly]

What did the Rangers get back when they traded Sammy Sosa?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Heavy]

Whats your favortie porno movie, and why?

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[reeshy]

Why do Marines screw on their covers and is it true that there is a special Marine drill team that marches backwards into firehydrants (in formation-of course!!!)??????

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[Lumber]

We used to say the best Marine is a Submarine!

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[skullcrush]

high fly...a bleeding ass,johneeewad...anything with the word's old or dead in the title,and reeshy...il get back to you on that one,my jarhead haircut is screwing with my leather neck-devildog brain

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[Katylina]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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[skullcrush]

ok people i cant enforce this enough,"questions only"

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[Lumber]

?

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[reeshy]

Friggin' wiseass newbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 8-6-03 @ 6:52 PM

[Lumber]

Hmmm, Looks like reeshy got tired of chasing the laundry Truck and stopped for a slice!

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[DJEvelEd]

How many shots of tequlia can I drink and still be a productive coherent poster? I'm on my third shot and I have a fat joint sitting on Spongebobs nose waiting for me. I'll be drinking tonight so when my girlfriend comes over to break up with me I won't give a fuck. OK shot 4. I'm feelin it now. I guess you'll have your answer in a few hours. I think I can drink all 750 ml and still post. Lets see,,,

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[Reephdweller]

Why are we all here?


(on this planet...not this board)

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[phixion]

how did weed get all its nicknames? ie chronic

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"Go sit on the toilet and pull and tug on your weiner until white stuff comes out."

[DJEvelEd]

Why are we all here?

We are genetically programmed analog creatures here to learn from different perpectives of life and to report back to the creator after.SHOT # 7 WHOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[DJEvelEd]

tHATS THE SHORT ANSWER, FOR THE LONG ONE YOU HAVE TO JOIN ME FOR A JOINT AND A CANDYFLIP SHOT #8? JOINT #1 NO JOINT #2

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[skullcrush]

tequlia,i say drink about 17.but listen to me on this one...NO HENNESSY.we are here because even god needs something to laugh at.and im not sure about weeds nick name,but i just found out how we got the word picnic.thats what the slave owners said before they picked what darky to hang.hey i dont make this stuff up.

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This message was edited by skullcrush on 8-6-03 @ 8:12 PM