I stroke my office assistant all day long

[DreamWeaver]

All day at work I play with my assistant. His name is Rocky. I right click him and make him do tricks for me. I love him. Occasionally I play with The Genius and Mother Nature but they aren't as gratifying as Rocky. I used to be fond of Clippit but he's like soo Office 98.

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[Aggie]

I play with Rocky all the time too, I thought I was his one and only. He's my virtual doggie since I can't have one right now.

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[Tazz]

They haven't even installed office assisstant on our computers. I am so deprived.

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[A.J.]

"We be Strokin'!"

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[DreamWeaver]

43 Views but yet only 3 replies...you're all a bunch of horny fucks!

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[trashy/cheezy30]

All day at work I play with my assistant.

damn i wanna be an assistant ! :(

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remember........always resort to violence
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*damn commies*

Completely melodramatic since birth .
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you make me fell so good :)

[Hosp]

Yes I'm a pervert, but you really thought this was a good idea for a post?

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[DreamWeaver]

Ya know Gary, Kiss my ass.

It's better than "LOOK AT ME, I'M SO CRAZY I DROVE 35 MPH in a 25" or "I REALLY LIKE TO READ BOOKS, ISN'T THAT NUTS"?????? Shit like that is all that's ever in this forum.

I don't see you coming up with anything.

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[Doogie]

How about a headline that read like this: "My neighbors dog has a four inch clit!!" or "My big toe is on the wrong foot" or "My shed is broken, cause two badgers banged like it was no tommorow in there"...

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[Reephdweller]

Personally I hate the office assistants, or at least that annoying paperclip. I elminate them and disable them as soon as I see them. However, the dog assistant is kind've cute, but he too must go!!!

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[PanterA]

I stroke my office assistant all day longYou must have huge forearms.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I have Link the cat. So cute!

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thank you dcpete!

[McHaggis]

nice

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[SatCam]

I stroke my office assistant all day long

That title is so goddamn misleading.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
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[high fly]

I have a tight grip on my hammer all day.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[SatCam]

I have a tight grip on my hammer all day.

Do we know eachother? Because I also have a similar hobby. I like to screw with my screwdriver.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
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