I need a date for KISS/Aerosmith

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

This is skidmark sanctioned.

(What's that? "Any board member that will be my date has to get "approved" by you?" NEIN!!! Screw you buddy!! You nixed it from the get-go and you forfeit any rights!!!)

Ahem! :)

Yes, I understand skid is a purest. I am too, but it's Bruce Kulick!!! And Eric Carr was a FAR better drummer in HEART and SOUL and TALENT than Peter Criss ever was! Unfortunatley, he's dead.

SuperClerk? Hello?

So, I need a "date" (like the platonic, beer-drinking buddy sort of "date.")

If all else fails, I'll just go with skid's drummer.

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[fluffernutter]

Bruce Kulick? I thought he was still doing his stint in union and his other projects. As far as I can remember, Tommy Thayer is "Ace" now as the real Ace is at home recovering from a fall down some stairs.

Even though I still love the music KISS gave me, I can't justify going to see them ever again.

Especially with Aerosmith who should have never come back in the first place. Am I the only one who wants to give Steven Tyler and Joe Perry a whole shitload of good coke, lock them in a room for two months and tell them to write and record some stuff?

KISS died for me back on their FIRST reunion tour. I saw them 9th row and all was good in the world. I just couldn't bear to see them again without laughing and doing my Gene impersonation.

If you are stuck in a pickle Fuzzy, and no one else can go, let me know.

Kindest Regards, Your Fluff

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yes, I was called out on the Thayer thang.

My bad!

Thanks fluff! But the first reunion tour was PHENOMENAL! The 3-D tour was just GREEDY (Ugh! Gene Simmons!!!) not to mention AWFUL!!! Well, I did dig the Paul Stanley acrobatics during "Love Gun."

I'm FULLY prepared for what I pay for!

*ps-- Fluff, you're "skidmark" approved! Oh like I care!!! ;)*



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thank you dcpete!

[fluffernutter]

No matter how much KISS disgusts me, I would still love to see Paul Stanley on his solo tour when it comes around next year after his solo album comes out. He always had the best fucking voice. That first solo album of his was just great and still beats out the Ace solo every now and again.

On a side metal note, the singer for iced Earth, Matthew Barlow sounds so much like Paul Stanley it isn't even funny. He hits these Paul spots and then like a Bruce Dickinson spot in his voice too. Truly amazing as far as metal singers go.

Kindest Regards, Your Fluff

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Fluff rocks!

Ok, I admit, I didn't hear all the dirt on the KISS/Aerosmith tour, so I was wrong about Bruce Kulick. My bad!

Yeah, I suck. Bite me.

I want to go. And I will pay for my guest.

(And as skid stumbled to the bathroom, I told him Fluff was in the lead as my "date." He mumbled something incoherant, but on his way back he KISSed me. I think that's a good sign!) :)

Edit: I always thought Paul Stanley (speaking) sounded like Tony Curtis.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 7-27-03 @ 2:56 AM

[CruelCircus]

Alice,

I've never seen either one of these classic bands live, so I'd be happy to accompany you, my friend!
Sounds like fun!
Consider my hat tossed in the ring.

Jim
-hoping for that valuable Skidmark stamp of approval...

PS- Jones Beach, or PNC?


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[Iamnotatool]

Alice,
I've not yet had the opportunity to meet anyone from the board, and this seems like a perfect chance. Not only would I accompany you, I'd drive, and the night is on me. Maybe if you reported back as to what a gentleman I was, I wouldn't get so much abuse here. Especially from GrLNiN ;)

Anywho, if you are interested, I can even show you a pic online. Dr0p me an email at Scoot1796@aol.com



Edit*
By the way, I've seen em both, loved em both, and am 27 years old if that helps



I'll bring the greens if you'd like.....

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 7-27-03 @ 6:02 AM

[SatCam]

Is this the jones beach august show? my friend's going to that.

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[reeshy]

Hey, Alice,
I'm volunteering!!! I think I'm qualified- I once used a KISS t-shirt to clean the oil off of my engine block once!!!

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[fluffernutter]

I thought about it and how cool would it be if Vinnie Vincent were to play instead of Tommy Thayer? VVI killed over Black N Blue back in the day and plus Vinnie had way cooler make-up. I'll don the Vinnie make-up for the evening.

http://www.bluemag.com/images/vinmakup.jpg

Last I heard, I heard he wasn't "Vinnie" anymore? Kind of like how Mark Free from King Kobra is now "Marcie" Free. Talk about life imitating art.

Kindest Regards, Your Fluff

[TheMojoPin]

How weird...I just had a dream about a week ago where I was forced to see Aerosmith live, again and again...

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[Death Metal Moe]

Love Aerosmith, Hate Kiss.

You'll have more fun with someone else anyway Fuzzy. Hope you have a ball.

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[Tall_James]

I would have loved to go but you try explaining to a pregnant wife that you're going to a concert with this really great girl you met over the Internet!

Have a blast my dear!

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[carguy]

If it's the Jones Beach show I could probably get you moved up to the front row. Maybe get in back too. I know some people. I can't go since I can't walk, but it's the thought that counts.

[SuperClerk]

Thank you very much for the offer Alice, but I am actually already going to the show at Jones Beach on 8/6. If this is the one you are going to, I would love to meet up with you and say hi. Please let me know.

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It's always fun until someone gets hurt.....and then it's just hilarious.

Fallon Rules!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

CRAP!

I wanted to go to the PNC Arts Center show on 8/11.

Sold out.

Sorry guys!

But I'm glad to see there are a lot of KISS fans out there!

Gene Simmons is greedy. They'll be another tour.

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[mdr55]

KISS was at the Atlantic City Sports/Celebrity Expo this past weekend. Did anyone go?

[Se7en]

Oh, you tease.....

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[jafter]

Fuzzy you did not get your tickets directly from Kiss at these incredible prices?


Gold Ticket - STILL AVAILABLE FOR $elect SHOWS

Price Per Ticket - $250. Plus shipping and handling fee.

You want a guaranteed great seat without having to spend a fortune with a scalper? We promise you a seat between rows 10 and 40 depending on the venue. We also will throw in a couple collectibles that are ONLY available to members of the Gold package... a collectible laminate and exclusive Gold package t-shirt!

Gold Ticket Bonus - If you are spotted wearing your Gold Ticket laminate at the show you may just get upgraded to a even better seat, get some KISS merchandise, or... be taken backstage to meet KISS and get a photo!

Each ticket purchased receives the following items:

One ticket in premium location, between rows 10 and 40 depending on the venue.
Collectible laminate.
Merchandise coupon for online purchase, value - $30 on purchases of $30 or more.
Exclusive Gold Package t-shirt, size M, L, XL, XXL.
Limit 2 tickets per show.
Ticket and merchandise will be mailed approximately 2-3 weeks before the show.
Internet only offer.


Or this fantastic deal.
Platinum Ticket - SOLD OUT

Price Per Ticket - $1000. Plus shipping and handling fee.

How much would you pay, or have you paid, for a ticket right up front? What if we can guarantee you a seat within the first five rows AND you would also get a real KISS VIP laminate that allows you backstage to meet with KISS in makeup and get a photo? Now how about also getting a set of REAL KISS guitar picks and a exclusive t-shirt that is ONLY available to members of the Platinum package? Finally we throw in a coupon for $50 that is good in the KISS store! Now what do you think!

Each ticket purchased receives the following items:

One ticket in first five rows. Please check list above for available seating!
One Show Only Official KISS VIP laminate.
Band Experience with individual photo.
Exclusive Platinum event t-shirt, size M, L, XL, XXL.
Set of real guitar picks.
Merchandise coupon for online purchase, value - $50 on purchases of $50 or more.
Limit 2 tickets per show.
Merchandise will be mailed approximately 2-3 weeks before the show.
Ticket and backstage pass will be delivered at will-call the night of the show.
Internet only offer.
Band Experience:

Meet and greet with KISS in makeup after their show.
One individual photograph per ticket with band's professional camera. No fan cameras permitted.
BUY YOUR TICKETS!



I would not pay 1000.00 to see anyone not even the Beatles reunion tour. Even if they dug up John Lennon and George Harrison and did the "Weekend at Bernie's" tour.

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[Spank Daddy]

Price Per Ticket - $1000. ......includes a set of real guitar picks.

Free guitar picks ?? Shit, put me down for 4 tickets there Gene, you greedy bastard. Throw in a roll of KISS toilet paper and I'll buy the whole front row.

Old school KISS rocks, this modern day version with the "we hope people don't notice that's not Ace, but an imposter wearing his make-up" version of the band sucks big time.

[fluffernutter]

Not to mention the Alive IV commercial I saw during HBBall the other night showing Gene ALOT, Paul ALOT and Peter ALOT and the Symphony ALOT and LOOK, there is a guy in Ace makeup for a SPLIT SECOND. Just give him a new fucking character. At least save yourselves a little bit of dignity by doing that.

I am hoping they don't go with the "Menudo" franchise like was mentioned a few months back.

Kindest Regards, Your Fluff

[SuperClerk]

Even if they dug up John Lennon and George Harrison and did the "Weekend at Bernie's" tour.


That was bad. But I still laughed.

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It's always fun until someone gets hurt.....and then it's just hilarious.

Fallon Rules!

[Zipgun]

Old school KISS rocks, this modern day version with the "we hope people don't notice that's not Ace, but an imposter wearing his make-up" version of the band sucks big time.




See?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

See?


Mew mew mew...

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