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Snoogans
07-26-2003, 06:53 PM
I am goin down the shore in a week and my mom just came in my room and asked if i can get her a 50 bag of top level stuff. haahahahaha

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

FUNKMAN
07-26-2003, 06:59 PM
my Mom loved flowers too! :p

anyway, being you're picking some up....

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Tall_James
07-26-2003, 07:10 PM
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Snoogans
07-26-2003, 07:22 PM
anyway, being you're picking some up..


funk PM me, ill hook it up at the softball game ;)

and tall james thats the greatest nugget jar ever

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

SatCam
07-26-2003, 07:37 PM
I wish I had a "cool" mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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monsterone
07-26-2003, 07:43 PM
it's 11:42, do you know where your mom is?

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Phaedrus220
07-26-2003, 09:55 PM
give me your mom's number, I'll take care of her and her needs


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ChickenHawk
07-26-2003, 10:49 PM
I'm so sorry.

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Steels
07-26-2003, 11:02 PM
Easy ChickenHawk....last time I seen something like this it was a hacker using a person's account to write slanderous rumors about a person or in this case their family. Not cool.

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SatCam
07-26-2003, 11:04 PM
Did I miss somthing?

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ChickenHawk
07-26-2003, 11:27 PM
Don't worry... it's perfectly normal to be confused by a Steels post. It's not your fault.

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Steels
07-27-2003, 01:06 AM
Don't worry... it's perfectly normal to be confused by a Steels post. It's not your fault.

Chicken, your a tool. It's obvious I am saying that this thread was started by someone using "Snoogans" account without his knowledge. Why would he VOLUNTARILY broadcast that his mother is asking him where to score weed?

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reeshy
07-27-2003, 02:17 AM
No Steels.
I think that is the real Snoogans!!

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Snoogans
07-27-2003, 06:11 AM
it is the real Snoogans and she did ask me where to score, she knew that. she asked me to give her some basically

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

MASTER WINDU
07-27-2003, 06:15 AM
Mom always says don't pinch out of her bag.

TheMojoPin
07-27-2003, 10:54 AM
Has she ever sucked Bob Saget's dick for coke?

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Steels
07-27-2003, 11:44 AM
I'm so sorry.

Ditto


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Iamnotatool
07-27-2003, 12:49 PM
Just last week I brought Snoogans mom a big ole bag of Meth, but she's got to be out by now, and I need a blowjob from a toothless addict, tell her to give me a call Snoogs

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

jocefus
07-27-2003, 12:51 PM
Just last week I brought Snoogans mom a big ole bag of Meth, but she's got to be out by now, and I need a blowjob from a toothless addict, tell her to give me a call Snoogs


thats really fucked..no need for that...

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Death Metal Moe
07-27-2003, 01:54 PM
Oh come on. People who have kids were our age once too. So what that she still likes to twist one up? I honestly don't see it as a big problem. It just sounds funny when you say my MOM. If you said her 1st name instead, as in "Terry asked me for a bud" it wouldn't have sounded weird at all.

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Snoogans
07-27-2003, 03:39 PM
So what that she still likes to twist one up? I honestly don't see it as a big problem. It just sounds funny when you say my MOM.


thank you moe. i mean come on, its not like my mom is a dinosaur. she is 41, and she doesnt really smoke, just on vacations and stuff, so she wanted to smoke a little, plus i think some is for the bon jovi concert. whats the big deal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

FUNKMAN
07-27-2003, 03:51 PM
she is 41, and she doesnt really smoke, just on vacations and stuff, so she wanted to smoke a little, plus i think some is for the bon jovi concert.


My wife went with a close friend to see Bon Jovi last night in Phila at Veterans Stadium, she had a good time and said they sounded great. Cheryl Crow(e?) and the GooGoo Dolls were there.

It's kind've wierd for me knowing your mom is 41, cause i'm 40. Wierd because i still think i'm 20 sometimes and one of the boys, mostly in the mind. But then the body reminds me how frikin old i am...
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SatCam
07-27-2003, 04:02 PM
The saddest thing is that my mom is 49 and I'm 6 years younger than you.

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Heavy
07-27-2003, 04:25 PM
It's obvious I am saying that this thread was started by someone using "Snoogans" account without his knowledge. Why would he VOLUNTARILY broadcast that his mother is asking him where to score weed?


Because he's an idiot.

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Heavy
07-27-2003, 04:26 PM
Of course I'm kidding! Snoogans is the best.

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Mike Teacher
07-27-2003, 05:23 PM
Remember back when pot had seeds?

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Snoogans
07-27-2003, 06:18 PM
Of course I'm kidding! Snoogans is the best.


johnee dont ever talk to me again

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

more cowbells
07-27-2003, 06:57 PM
Snoogans, can I turn around and ask your mom for some buds?

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bunnyluvsthem
07-27-2003, 07:24 PM
Remember back when pot had seeds?

Sorry - I often find seeds. I do not understand your reminiscence of a current event.

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Snoogans
07-27-2003, 07:27 PM
bunny, that means your smoking shitty bud. and anyone can ask my mom for bud but youd prob have better luck talkin to me


http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

bunnyluvsthem
07-27-2003, 07:33 PM
bunny, that means your smoking shitty bud.

I would disagree, that having seeds present testify that it is a more natural, unprocessed form.

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Death Metal Moe
07-27-2003, 07:36 PM
Guess who broke the board again.

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mikeyboy
07-27-2003, 09:20 PM
The saddest thing is that my mom is 49 and I'm 6 years younger than you.

Fuck. Another test. Okay...that's a 9...carry the 2...subtract 6...equals... Damn, SatCam, you post pretty good for someone who's only 4.


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FUNKMAN
07-27-2003, 09:53 PM
Guess who broke the board again.


come on Bunny, stop thinking about Suzannes nipples and let go of your dink when replying...

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bunnyluvsthem
07-28-2003, 06:16 AM
come on Bunny, stop thinking about Suzannes nipples and let go of your dink when replying...

Sari. I had no idear. How Great. Also, I noticed that I was able to hack in and change it to "Out of courtesty ..." How Great.

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SatCam
07-28-2003, 11:27 AM
yea, im only four

and bunny, go back and edit your fucking post by putting an [/quote]

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TastelessGinny
07-28-2003, 06:57 PM
I am goin down the shore in a week and my mom just came in my room and asked if i can get her a 50 bag of top level stuff.

...But that don't make her a bad person!

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bunnyluvsthem
07-28-2003, 07:14 PM
yea, im only four

and bunny, go back and edit your fucking post by putting an [/quote]

Thank you Satie. That is absolutely the Nicest thing anyone has ever done for me here on the board. I am deeply indebted to you and I am now on Your Side. Why didn't you just say so in the first place, how to so easily fix this thread! I am With you. I am now Connected with you for giving me this advice, like no one else would.

No one else cared. But then there was Satie.

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mikeyboy
07-28-2003, 07:27 PM
I am With you. I am now Connected with you for giving me this advice, like no one else would.



Congrats, Satcam. I think you just got that stalker you were asking for.


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Snoogans
07-28-2003, 07:27 PM
what a fuckin lunatic. your gonna be like that little mexican guy in cherokee kid thats life he saved and he wouldnt leave him alone after that.

CAAAAAAAAAAAABLLLEEEEEE GUUUYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

SatCam
07-28-2003, 09:22 PM
Yea, I think I did, MikeyBoy.

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bunnyluvsthem
07-29-2003, 07:09 AM
Beyond all the hype, Satie did something Nice to another person. Is that something to be ridiculed. Is that something to be emulated. He did what every one of us longs to do, all the time, and I appreciate it greatly, he helped me out. It cost him nothing, he shows he has a good Heart. And that is the most important thing.

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hummerboy
07-29-2003, 07:17 AM
Yea,
Leave Satcam alone. He is a cool dude! He helped me out when no one else would. I wish that I could meet him so that we could hang out and I could show him my appreciation!

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07-29-2003, 07:50 AM
Now I get it. It's Hummer boy, not hummer boy.
Welcome aboard.

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07-29-2003, 09:05 AM
I hope he looks the other way when she sucks on the TM.
It just wouldn't be right to watch....

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07-29-2003, 03:59 PM
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french bread pizza
07-31-2003, 11:41 AM
hahaha..

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8 ball
07-31-2003, 03:45 PM
I am goin down the shore in a week and my mom just came in my room and asked if i can get her a 50 bag of top level stuff. haahahahaha

Marijuana Nasdaq?

Well, at least she's going to a good source, last time I smoked with ya over at Chris' house you had some good nug-age ;)

Hope things been well bro, see yah!

Snoogans
07-31-2003, 04:14 PM
How the hell do all these people i dont know know who i am and where i live. 8 ball, you mean chris diaz? and in that case who are you
Edit:i know who you are. whats been up bro, those were some good nugs

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

This message was edited by Snoogans on 7-31-03 @ 8:17 PM

bunnyluvsthem
08-01-2003, 05:41 AM
Snoogie, maybe freshen up the discussion by revamping it to "My bud asked me for Mom today", especially if she looks like Suzanne Somers, with her wet t-shirt clinging to her ample bosom and #2 erasers fully attached.

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