I got dumped today.

[deepend]

And it sucks! Three years down the toilet. I was really good friends with him years before we got together. He says it got 'stale', but his ex-g/f showed up a couple of weeks ago and I think that has something to do with it. She brought him a birthday present today at 9AM while I was at work, when his birthday was July 8th. He breaks up with me today. Please share some bad breakup stories or help me get through this. It's only my 2nd breakup and I'm a mess:(
Thanks

The only problem with reality is the lack of background music

[mdr55]

At least you don't got to buy that low down son of a bitch a present. That sucks.

I know how you feel. I wasted like 8 years on a girl. Heck I even thought about marrying her. We were friends for a long long time too (since grade school). Even though she was moody, didn't get along with her family and was a biatch, but I looked past that. She wasn't happy here (always getting depressove moods) and was planning on moving back to her country where her parents had a house. She returned most of the stuff I got her, sorted through her stuff to see what she wanted to take with her and in a kind of way at the same time dumped my ass due to her goal of moving. Guess what, she didn't move but I was still dumped. I talk to her seldomly (her brother is a good friend of mine) but I no longer "SEE" her the way I used to. Now that I look back, I keep wondering why I kept putting up with her "Garbage" anyway. Thank God she dumped me.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Awww, I'm sorry, honey!

You say the ex showed up and then he told you your relationship "got stale." (or vice versa) Well, she's an ex for a REASON. He needs drama. You're better off!

Hang in there!

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thank you dcpete!

[Heavy]

Thats a shame. The whore ex-girlfriend is probally to blame. It's a terrible thing to know youre all alone after 3 fabulous years. You probally thought that it would last forever, that he was your "soul mate". And then out of nowhere, you get Dr0pkicked in the heart. I know that empty feeling well. The feeling that all is lost after you poured your heart and soul into that relationship and now all is lost. But I'm here to tell you that you're wrong. You canlove again my dear. And just know that one day he'll be back. Maybe he'll realize his mistake. Maybe he'll realize it was true love with you and not just greddy filthy lust like it is with that slut that stol him from you. But you need to pick yourself up and dust yourself off little missy, because when he comes crawling back on his hands and knees begging for your forgivness I want you to slam the door on his face and proclaim "I can do better than you!"

I hope this helped, and of course feel free to PM me if you wanna "talk" about things.


First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like Dr0pping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me



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[IrishAlkey]

Wadd is an expert when it comes to having your heart broken.

If you wanna' become bitter and depressed, be sure to e-mail him.

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[TeRRoR]

quit your bitchin... it's happened to all of us.

if i want to go cry and hear about sappy love stories, i'll go watch lifetime or something

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All we are is all you have made us...Given nothing. Taking everything. Making this world a place of our own.

[AngelAmy]

if you didnt wanna hear it then dont open the fucking thread.


anyway...what happened with one of my ex's has got to be one of the worst...when they dont actually tell you why theyre breaking up with you. they just dance around lil petty excuses so as not to tell you the real reason. theyre being selfish by not giving you the explanation you deserve....without knowing exactly why there never is any real closure and its even more hard to get over it. but i did and i am very happy with someone now. but im sorry this had to happen to you. getting your heart broken SUCKS
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This message was edited by AngelAmy on 7-26-03 @ 6:43 AM

[TeRRoR]

wah wah wah!

it took 2 years for closure with the one girl who truly broke my heart. try having your girl(well in your case, guy) get an ultimadium and she didnt choose her heart because she didnt feel like getting a job... that was one hell of a long ass relationship down the f'n toilet.

dont date spoiled brats... thats my advice

thats why it is better to just not deal with them at all. just more headaches you prevent yourself... UH OH...

lifetime channel is on again! better go catch the next movie!

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All we are is all you have made us...Given nothing. Taking everything. Making this world a place of our own.

This message was edited by TeRRoR on 7-26-03 @ 6:58 AM

[hyperspace]

my advice tie him up and piss on him.

[Snoogans]

that sucks, but it could be worse. i went out with this girl for like 8 months, and one day she calls me and is like hey come over I'm having a BBQ. so i show up and walk in the yard and she is layin on a lawn chair makin out with her ex. i just turned around and left.

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[ChrisTheCop]

The end of any relationship hurts. But please stop using terms like what a waste of time it was, etc!!! It was 3 years of your life that you had some good times. Remember those, and move on. Not every relationship is gonna lead to marriage (thank God!). I know youre hurting now, but the fact is that this guy was not the "one". Soon youll realize that it's a good thing you found out now, before you made the common mistake of getting married to him. I hope you heal soon, and get back out there and have some more fun times...probably with a few more guys before you find Mr Right, if you ever do.

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[FUNKMAN]

better to find out now before you invest anymore of your time...

fuhgetabouthim, life goes on, you're young, beautiful, talented, and nice... i could probably pay more compliments if i actually knew you so i'll cut it there...

don't let someone else's shortcomings get you down...

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[Death Metal Moe]

Ummmmmmmmmmm..........

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[Heavy]

She hasnt come back yet. I hope shes ok.

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[jocefus]

long story short...girlfriend of 7 years dumps me for my best friend...

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sig courtesy of amy

hey my man, what it look like

[Hottub]

long story short...girlfriend of 7 years dumps me for my best friend...


Whoa, that blows. Sorry man.


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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"

[mdr55]

long story short...girlfriend of 7 years dumps me for my best friend...


Is that guy still your best friend? If he is and he's still going out with that girl. That shit blows.

[Heavy]

I

This message was edited by johneewadd on 7-28-03 @ 7:05 PM

[Heavy]

Move along.....
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This message was edited by johneewadd on 7-28-03 @ 7:48 PM

[Iamnotatool]

"It's funny 'cause it happened to someone else" Homer Simpson

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[jocefus]

Is that guy still your best friend? If he is and he's still going out with that girl. That shit blows.


no, hes not...he's lucky to still be walking..

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hey my man, what it look like

[Reephdweller]

I've had 3 different girls move away from me. The first was by far the worst, she and I dated in high school and then through college, until her family decided to move away and she went with them. It was very difficult. The reasons for leaving were always understandable, but it still hurt very much.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that, I've been there and know how it can hurt.

What you need is a wild fling with a great guy <cough>ME</cough> to get you mind off him. Are you in DC or NY? And don't worry this picture I use for my signature doesn't look ANYTHING like me. I'm 6'2" about 180 pounds.

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This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 7-30-03 @ 9:43 AM

[FMJeff]

This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 7-30-03 @ 9:43 AM



What you need is a wild fling with a great guy ME to get you mind off him. Are you in DC or NY? And don't worry this picture I use for my signature doesn't look ANYTHING like me. I'm 6'2" about 180 pounds.


I love this post. He edits it for content and leaves the subtle yet effective "hey you just got dumped out of a 3 yr relationship......DATE ME INSTEAD!"



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<br>
It made my heart sing.

[ScaryLarry]

yeah, the girl i used to go out with said she needed a break, and i agreed cause i didn't know what else to do. But its been three months and i still miss her a ton. My one regret is not putting up a fight that night, maybe we still would be together. but anyway, enouph of that, we still keep in touch and talk almost everyday, but that makes it even worse.

Would you like a bran muffin?

[Doctor Manhattan]

I love this post. He edits it for content and leaves the subtle yet effective "hey you just got dumped out of a 3 yr relationship......DATE ME INSTEAD!"


I wasn't happy with my signature. ;p

I'm still available for any revenge sex you want to have(not you Jeff)...

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[high fly]

A few random thoughts on breakups:
Oh how I hate it when they start in with that "...maybe we should date other people..."-shit; or that "...let's be friends..." bullshit (it just means she wants something more from you, but you ain't getting back together).

Look, when it's over, it's over. bury the corpse, don't try to resurrect it.
Move forward and don't look back.

Mebbe the best piece you'll get is when she has decided to leave and she comes by for that last "goodbye piece".

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Heavy]

I doubt she was dating a girl.

btw SofaKing, nice job, you scared her away and now she'll never be back!

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[deepend]

Thanks for everything everyone! I've been out and about travelling, so that's why I disappeared. SofaKing...I appreciate the offer, just not ready yet :). My ex and I have actually been trying to work things out a little. He's been all 'I made the biggest mistake in my life losing you' and 'I love you so much' blah blah blah, but in the middle of that mistake, he didn't seem to feel so guilty when he was banging the other chick. That's the part that I can't stop thinking about. Thanks again for listening everyone!!

The only problem with reality is the lack of background music

[Heavy]

He's been all 'I made the biggest mistake in my life losing you' and 'I love you so much'




And just know that one day he'll be back. Maybe he'll realize his mistake. Maybe he'll realize it was true love with you and not just greddy filthy lust like it is with that slut that stol him from you. But you need to pick yourself up and dust yourself off little missy, because when he comes crawling back on his hands and knees begging for your forgivness I want you to slam the door on his face and proclaim "I can do better than you!"


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[Yerdaddy]

long story short...girlfriend of 7 years dumps me for my best friend...
Now THAT'S a fucking story! One second I'm on the edge of my seat, the next I'm up and getting a sammitch. I want the film rights!


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FREE ASS!

[Mike Teacher]

Once with my Fiancee...

I walk into our place and she says, 'Sweety, Pack your Bags! I just Won the Lottery!'

So I say 'Wow! This rocks! Should I pack for the beach, or the mountains?'

So She Says; 'I don't Care, just Get the Fuck Out!'

Enjoy the Veal.

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[sexy bastard]

when my grandmother was dieing about a week before she passed away my gf broke up with me and took her son and moved away, and all i needed at that time frame was afriend and she just left me at a bad time

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[douchebagsean]

i dont know if itll help but what the hell...i once dated a chick from my florida days...she was a hardcore souther baptist and was always trash talking every minority group you could think of...one day after we get "engaged" i walk in and see her in a daisy chain with 2 black guys who work at the local taco bell...needless to say its been quite some time since ive had a grilled stuffed burrito...wheres my jagermeister?

"anfrax + ekasy = ambahlance"
"im a gonna c-i-l-l my landlord"

[high fly]

yeeeaaaaah sure.
Tell us about your foot long dick.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Jennitalia]

one of the most fucked up things i did when i broke up with a guy in college was that i threw something from Victoria's Secret that he bought me and said, "here, take this. my new boyfriend doesnt like me to wear this when we're fucking"


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[Heavy]

Quit teasing us and just tell us how the marriage is going.

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[Johnny Fontane]

one of the most fucked up things i did when i broke up with a guy in college was that i threw something from Victoria's Secret that he bought me and said, "here, take this. my new boyfriend doesnt like me to wear this when we're fucking"


Just curious...what did he do or say to deserve that?

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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." - Frank Sinatra

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"The day they stop making fun of you is the day they don't give a damn about you." - Sammy Davis Jr.

[Yerdaddy]

Just curious...what did he do or say to deserve that?

He bought it on sale.

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[Artemis]

i took a dump today

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[Jennitalia]

one of the most fucked up things i did when i broke up with a guy in college was that i threw something from Victoria's Secret that he bought me and said, "here, take this. my new boyfriend doesnt like me to wear this when we're fucking"


Just curious...what did he do or say to deserve that?



absolutely nothing. he was a very sweet guy and turned out to be one of my best friends. i was just being a cunt

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[Johnny Fontane]

turned out to be one of my best friends.


Wow. That belongs in Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." - Frank Sinatra

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"The day they stop making fun of you is the day they don't give a damn about you." - Sammy Davis Jr.

[mdr55]

i took a dump today

My, my....look at that. Artemis speaks correct english. Why am I not surprised. I'm on to you.

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