The Neverending Story Game

[Heavy]

And here it is. Wala!

One hot day in Brazil.....

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This message was edited by johneewadd on 7-25-03 @ 12:08 AM

[Death Metal Moe]

Once upon a time there lived a young boy named Frank Black.....

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This message was edited by Death_Metal Moe on 7-25-03 @ 12:09 AM

[Heavy]

Frank lived in Brazil. He practiced Vodoo and was a master of disguise.

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[Tall_James]

Consider this thread boycotted. :( (frowns make everything bitter)

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[Tall_James]

BTW - what the fuck is "Wala"????

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-25-03 @ 12:15 AM

[Death Metal Moe]

dick.

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[Tall_James]

dick.
Now THERE's the Moe I know and love! I renounce my boycott.

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-25-03 @ 12:17 AM

[Heavy]

Yes Tall James renounced his boycot of Strap-ons and Butt plugs. He headed to the local porn shop.......

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[Tall_James]

nice try there johnee.

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[Death Metal Moe]

and bought some lesbian porn for the long trip he was about to set out on. He was straight and happily married, but also a daring double agent for the forces of Good in the world.

He was due at the phone booth he always fecives orders from at 9. It was a 10 minute walk from the porn shop, so he picked up a video quickly and headed for the check out. As he approached the check out, he recognized......

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[Tall_James]

...the fact that he should have kept quiet. However, not willing to take his turn in the barrell, he left, with Moe and Johnee to have a drink and call it a day. He was too old and too near retirement. His pension was awaiting. The spy business is a young man's game. He wished Moe and Johnee good luck and took his gold watch from the agency and bought a boat "Live Forever" on which he fished for marlin while drinking beer and eating turkey sandwiches. With mustard and potato chips on the side.

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-25-03 @ 12:35 AM

[Heavy]

That the check out girl was wanted for murder in 3 states. So he....

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[Death Metal Moe]

Unfortunatly, Tall James forgot it was before 9AM. To go to a bar and start drinking at that hour would be just like shouting out loud "I am an alcholholic!" So instead, the 3 STRAIGHT men left for a local IHOP to grab some grub. They were scheduled to meet Reeshy there.

As they pulled up to the IHOP.......

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[Heavy]

the three hetro men noticed a deviant trying to steal a car. The trio bolted from the car and gave chase to the man. But then, out of nowhere....

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This message was edited by johneewadd on 7-25-03 @ 12:40 AM

[Tall_James]

But then, out of nowhere....

Tall James fell and broke his hip. And his medic-alert bracelet wouldn't work. And he was missing Matlock. So he said fuck it and retired to Poughkeepsie where he opened up a "Used Popsicle" store.

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[Snoogans]

do we really have to do this all again.

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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[reeshy]

President Bush called Tall James," James, I know that you just busted up your hip and your older than the dirt under jesus' sandals, but your nation really needs you, Since we got Uday and qusay, we need someone of your caliber to hunt down the Old Man. We REALLY need you, Oh yea, you can bring those two deeks with you" How could Tall James refuses his country's call? Of course he would go- so he tuned up his secret agent wheelchair and told Moe and Johnee to shake a leg since they had a date with destiny and had to save the free world from Evil. So Moe finished his BLT and Johnee turned off the Spice channel and they headed off to the airport.

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[Reephdweller]

...it was at this point that a caravan of gay guys collided with moe and johnees car. moe woke up dazed almost instantly, and walked away. johnee woke up several hours later in the arms of three men. at first he was repulsed, but then he realized he liked it, he grabbed...

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[ToddEVF]

He grabbed one of the men by the wrist, to awaken him. The man he awoke was none other than Alkey.

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[Heavy]

Wadd then felt a hard slap across his mouth. It was Moe waking him up. Indeed there had been an accident, but nothing could stop them from heading to Washigton.

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[reeshy]

Once in Washington, Tall James, Moe and Johneee headed over to the White House for a face-to-face with the Prez. They made a quick stop to get a new battery for James' pacemaker, some bacon-flavored breath mints for Moe and another porno mag for Johnee(as the other fell apart from continued use). Once they were escorted to the Oval Office, they were told that Saddam had been seen skulking about Hoboken, NJ. Moe perked up at that and volunteered to...

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[Death Metal Moe]

search every resturaunt in Hoboken, stopping in long enough to get a bacon burger and case the joint for Saddam as Johnee searched the single's bars and James went home for a nap. As they were leaving.......

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[reeshy]

Moe's cellphone went off, "Hello?" "Yea, Moe, Me, Reeshy-Listen, I got a lead on Saddam up in here in NY. The bastard supposedly is financing himself selling fake Rolex's down on Canal st. I'm heading over there now- you guys meet there as soon as you can- gotta go"-click. Moe told the other two to hurry- Johnee got pissed because he thought he might possibly maybe on the off chance get lucky sometime in the next week with someone he hasn't met yet but he's got faith. Moe smacked him in the back of the head and told him to get Tall James' walker cause they had to go.

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After three bacon burgers, a couple of porn magazines, and a renewal of Tall Jame's HIP card, they arrived in New York. While on the subway...

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[Tall_James]

...Tall James cried..."I've fallen...and I can't get up!"

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..but infact he could get up. "what a drama queen" said Moe. They finally arrived on Canal Street. The only problem was, they didnt know what Reeshy looked like.

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[Heavy]

SO Wadd walking into a tity bar and asked the bartender if he knew reeshy. He said that he did, and he looked like Cliff Clavin. So with that info Wadd met up with the crew on Canal street.

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[Death Metal Moe]

"Hey! There's a guy that looks like Cliff!" said Tall James. Moe didn't really see the resemblance but it was Reeshy. He had a classified document for the men. It was some top secret info that had come down through the Nation Information channels. They opened it and it was the new face of Saddam! It seems he had undergone some plastic surgery and now looked a little like.......

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[Heavy]

He now looked like Bruce Lee. So the four men all scoured Canal street in search of a Bruce Lee look-a-like with an Iraqi accent selling fake watches.

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[SatCam]

There was one problem. There were about 50 men that looked like Bruce Lee. The 4 guys had to figure out a way to pick Saddam out of these men.

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[Heavy]

So they had a meeting and came to the agreement that they would just have to kill all of them selling watches on Canal street. yes there were about 50 of them and the 4 men carefully made there way through the city streets and systematicly started to shank every overwieght Bruce Lee lookalike selling watches on Canal street. They were stalking the 18th victim when they realized....

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[Heavy]

So they had a meeting and came to the agreement that they would just have to kill all of them selling watches on Canal street. yes there were about 50 of them and the 4 men carefully made there way through the city streets and systematicly started to shank every overwieght Bruce Lee lookalike selling watches on Canal street. They were stalking the 18th victim when they realized....

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That this wasnt the right way to go about this, so they rented a double decker bus. They drove around and rounded up the last 22 Rolex selling, Iraqi Loving, Bruce Lee looking aliking bastards, and put them on the upper deck. After hours after traveling the streets and 20 dollars wasted on a fake rolex (WADD thought was real, and James thought was shiny), they finally pulled up to the...

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[JustJon]

You already started this game, tool (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=82&Topic=28096)

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