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ag
07-24-2003, 02:15 PM
Now they're thinking!!!!

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IrishAlkey
07-24-2003, 02:25 PM
Row, row, row your truck...

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SatCam
07-24-2003, 05:36 PM
Damn engine!

They were really thinking saftey with those hot orange life jackets.

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Death Metal Moe
07-24-2003, 06:16 PM
Forget floating on a tire to from Cuba


Well, my weekend plans are shot.

Thanks a pant load ag.

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TheMojoPin
07-24-2003, 08:26 PM
"Pedro, you ASS! You're flooding it!"

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Death Metal Moe
07-24-2003, 08:31 PM
This gives a whole new meaning to the term "Car Pool."

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SatCam
07-24-2003, 08:34 PM
The guy was accually steering the damn thing.

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Death Metal Moe
07-24-2003, 08:38 PM
Just load up the family and put it on Cruise Control until you hit the Keys.

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furie
07-25-2003, 06:30 AM
more like, Now they're sinking!!!!

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Furtherman
07-25-2003, 06:32 AM
The Coast Guard should have applauded them for their originality.

Then blown them out of the water.

jocefus
07-25-2003, 06:33 AM
least they dont have to worry about hyDr0planing

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A.J.
07-25-2003, 06:47 AM
Ted Kennedy probably wishes he had one of those at Chappaquiddick.

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high fly
07-25-2003, 10:30 AM
"Looks like one of them new car boats, boss!
(from Live and Let Die)

" and they ask me why I drink"

high fly
07-25-2003, 10:31 AM
"Looks like one of them new car boats, boss!
(from Live and Let Die)

" and they ask me why I drink"

high fly
07-25-2003, 10:31 AM
"Looks like one of them new car boats, boss!
(from Live and Let Die)

" and they ask me why I drink"

Bill From Yorktown
07-25-2003, 10:44 AM
"Pedro, you ASS! You're flooding it!"
- COMIC GENIUS


wonder if they bothered with aquatread tires?

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KC2OSO
07-25-2003, 11:22 AM
Junkyard Wars! That thing is schweet.

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golfcourseguy
07-26-2003, 12:20 PM
While it lacks the speed and panache of a "cigarette boat", this "Cuban cigar boat" did manage an impressive 60 miles "per galleon" before being destroyed by the coast guard.
Rumours that the 11 person crew had been arrested for "unlawful cohibatation" were dismissed as a "pipe dream".


mojo blew everybody out of the water on this one.

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FUNKMAN
07-26-2003, 01:33 PM
the banana boat is still a little green, i only see a little chellow mun'

i wonder how many 'barrels' that engine has...

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TheMojoPin
07-26-2003, 05:58 PM
"First choo get de oil checked, den choo get de tires filled and den choo get de WOMEN."

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FUNKMAN
07-26-2003, 07:06 PM
la cookarocha , la cookarocha

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Death Metal Moe
07-27-2003, 01:46 PM
"First choo get de oil checked, den choo get de tires filled and den choo get de WOMEN."


But when do I get the sugar?

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TheMojoPin
07-27-2003, 06:17 PM
Well, THESE retards stored it in the gastank...

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Furtherman
02-04-2004, 12:34 PM
This thread is back from the dead because... THEY TRIED IT AGAIN!

At least they upgraded to a cooler car...

http://breakingnews.nypost.com/photos/MH10202041657-big.jpg

Cubans Try To Reach Fla. In Floating Car (http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/C/CUBANS_CAR_BOAT?SITE=NYNYP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

MIAMI (AP) -- Two Cubans who tried to sail to Florida in a truck converted to a pontoon boat last year are making another attempt, this time piloting a seagoing 1950s-era Buick with four other adults and five children, relatives said.

Marciel Basanta Lopez and Luis Grass Rodriguez, who were sent back to Cuba in July after they failed to reach Florida in a converted 1951 Chevrolet pickup, were at the helm of the newest vehicle-boat conversion, and had set out to sea on Monday, relatives said.

Edit: The Cuban Floater '03
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Patches
02-04-2004, 12:40 PM
First Time- Hilarious!
Second Time- Kinda sad actually.

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StupidGirlllll
02-04-2004, 12:44 PM
I am surprised they where alive from the first attempt & not killed by firing range..This time I think they can be guaranteed death by gun.

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TheMojoPin
02-04-2004, 01:04 PM
Not death by knife?

Or death by stone?

Death by napkin?

Death by bird?

Death by book?

Death by fork?

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furie
02-04-2004, 01:27 PM
is every vehicle in Cuba that same ugly shade of green?


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