Name These Crackers

[Yerdaddy]

I'm eating these assorted rice crackers and there's one kind that tastes kind of... well... fishy. (And yes, they are my favorite, ladies.) So I've come up with a list of possible names for these vag-crackers. Vote your favorite or come up with better ones. I'll use the best name from now on.

[Death Metal Moe]

Help me Jebus.

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666%

[Heavy]

great poll dude.

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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[trashy/cheezy30]

it shouldnt be your mothers it should be
mommy boxes
:)

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*damn commies*

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you make me fell so good :)

[Tall_James]

"Labia Wafers"?
"Crotch Crunch"?


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[Aggie]

I'm a big fan of Poony Bitz.

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[A.J.]

Clitz.

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[TheMojoPin]

I eat Snapper Crackers while mowing my lawn.

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[Yerdaddy]

adding Tainter Tots

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[A.J.]

Cunter Butters

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A Skidmark production.

[Death Metal Moe]

Please tell me they don't come with cheese flavors added.

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[SatCam]

Cunt Crunches

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[Death Metal Moe]

Actually I like AJinDC's Clitz idea.

How about Clitz Bitz? Very classy.

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[Yerdaddy]

The people have spoken but I don't like the results. So I'm awarding the prize to the girl with the biggest tits. Poony Bitz it is!

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[Reephdweller]

great poll dude.












Fag!

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[FUNKMAN]

crispylips
snatchy's
snatcheez
orgyos





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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 8-17-03 @ 8:53 PM

[DJEvelEd]

Lorna Poone

Uterus Twists

Period Poppers

Ghonorrea Grahms



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[FUNKMAN]

spreadums

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[Reephdweller]

Snatch Snacklins

Vulva Crisps

Philopean Phoods

Snatchwells

Vaginettes

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[FUNKMAN]

fistbiscuits


i'm starting to feel a little dirty...



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[Yerdaddy]

spreadums

ooh I wished I'd thought of that one!

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[Reephdweller]

How about

Uteruscuits



special "props" to kc for this one

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[FUNKMAN]

simply

crack-hers or crack-ho's

or

clamcrisps





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[PanterA]

salty square things.

(if someone knows this callback, then youre a hardcore Ron and Fez fan)

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[Snoogans]

decent poll, but we definately need a choice that involves cooter, and btw what is the actual name for them

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[Yerdaddy]

salty square things.

(if someone knows this callback, then youre a hardcore Ron and Fez fan)
It rings a bell, but now it's totally going to torture me until I know the reference.

and btw what is the actual name for them
They don't have one.

For Fuzzybutt = Tookie Cookies

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[PanterA]

salty square things.

(if someone knows this callback, then youre a hardcore Ron and Fez fan)
It rings a bell, but now it's totally going to torture me until I know the reference.Here's a hint, Ron said it and it was about crackers.

still cant get it, then highlight under this sentence:

When Ron and Fez were changing the names of things because they came off as racist such as cheese "nips" and "Jews"harp. Ron suggested we change the name of crackers to salty square things. I dont know what it is but that line cracked me up and it stuck.

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[Yerdaddy]

Now I remember! And Brazil nuts were known as N Toes. That was hysterical.

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[SatCam]

tookie cookies

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[Reephdweller]

tookie cookies




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[Yerdaddy]

EDIT: I fucked up and created a glich in the matrix. Go on with your lives.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 1-4-04 @ 2:33 PM

[The_Fat_Mole]

This is the best poll topic I have ever seen

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[KC2OSO]

Keebler Soft Batch (looks like it's been taken)
or
Discharge Thins

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[Snoogans]

Titty Cones

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The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[DJEvelEd]

Fallopies

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[AppleBoy]

Queefies

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[MizzleTizzle]

Whore-itos

And 'salty square things' was what ron said he would call crackers from now on, given that it, and many other food names, had racist overtones. A classic bit.

Uvula-la-lollypops

This message was edited by MizzleTizzle on 1-4-04 @ 3:20 PM

[high fly]

...and smegma would be the best dip for those crackers, right?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Iamnotatool]

Name these crackers



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[snatchicakes]

snatchicakes!

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