I barfed up chicken yesterday

[pinkyfloyd]

A combination of heat, lack of sleep, and bad mixtures of food was the reason for this. Yesterday, I ate a chocolate doughnut, McDonald's french fries, hamburger, and mozzarella sticks, and my mom's chicken, rice, and mixed vegetables. I was very constipated, and had this burp that tasted like I was farting out of my mouth. I took a dump about 4 times yesterday, before trying to get to sleep. I woke up with these terrible pains in my stomach. I knelt down in front of the toilet bowl and puked my guts out. It was so nasty. My mom's chicken wasn't even digested yet, so my throat was just torn to shreds as the chunks came up. I thought I was going to choke to death; there was like, no liquid in my puke, it was all big chicken chunks. But, I feel fine now. I'm bored, just felt like sharing that with you all.

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

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[FUNKMAN]

yum!

i made chili in the ante dish on one of our poker nights... luckily it was right after a payout and before the next hand...

Paisano Wine, not sure what food i had though...

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[Death Metal Moe]

And you didn't even take any pics?!?!

What kind of a poster are you?

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[TooCute]

I threw up mussels all over the middle of main street in Easthampton on Satruday. I just opened up my car door and let it go (and for the three hours subsequent to that too). Must be something in the air.

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[SatCam]

Good Job, Genious.

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[fiestygal]

he he he...ahhhh memories of chicken barfing.. after ROCK N RIBS i puked (apparently) on top of rats waiting for the PATH train goin back to NJ from NYC.... thanx to justice and erole or else i would have probably passed out on 57th and 7th

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[more cowbells]

Try puking and shitting in your pants at the same time after downing countless rum & cokes after eatin' Diner food shit at 4:30 in the morning.


Not that it happened to me, though......

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[FUNKMAN]

We lived on the 4th floor and my cousin Shirley lived in the apt house next store. Shirley would babysit my brothers and I and she always talked about the night me and one of my brothers took turns barfing. She had to change the sheets several times.

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[sr71blackbird]

I once threw up bad Chinese chicken and rice. I blew my nose like 2 weeks later and found rice. Yuk :blush:

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[high fly]

Once in Paris I got real sick, puking and diarhea from a nasty stomach virus. She took me to a pharmacist and, with no script, went in the back and sold me this shit that was 20 packets of a liquid that included 1/2 gram of opium in each.
NICE!
I was only supposed to take 2 a day, I swallowed one right there in the store, then 2 more outside and was glazed all the way back to Chevreuse on the train.
She didn't get high much, so I didn't have to share.
DOUBLE NICE!!


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