I don't own a CD player.

[carguy]

The only time I really listen to music is when I'm in my car and I really don't feel like putting in a new stereo. Two of my cars still have AM only radios. Anyway, I have a shitload of CD's but I have a friend record them all on tape so I can play them. The only radio in my house is my alarm clock.

[FUNKMAN]

i only have cassette too... if i did get a cd player in my car it would have to hold at least ten of e'm...

i got so little time for listening to music I'm gonna fucking scream...


did you hear that?

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[mikeyboy]

Welcome from the stone age, boys. Do either of you have DVD players? :)

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[Snoogans]

good god man. i dont own any tapes, havent touched one in a good 4 years. funkman, you could put in a 12 cd changer under your seat and have all the music you need.

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[carguy]

I have a DVD player, but it's still in the box. And my tv has knobs.

[mikeyboy]

And my tv has knobs.


I understand all of the words, yet this sentence makes no sense.

j/k ;)

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[FUNKMAN]

Welcome from the stone age, boys. Do either of you have DVD players?


listen there Mikeyboy,

i used to be a player, and yeah I got VD... but i never got none of that DVD, now that's bad shit...

what happened, you used to be a nice guy?

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[Snoogans]

WOW. knobs on the tv goddamn. you got it all on UHF. car guy do you have anything of new technology, what is your comp a P1?

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Snoogans]

i used to be a player, and yeah I got VD... but i never got none of that DVD, now that's bad shit...


but funk the dvd one burns so much less

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[mikeyboy]

what happened, you used to be a nice guy?


There was a smiley.

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[carguy]

car guy do you have anything of new technology


I have a microwave and that's about it.

The scary thing is I'm 25 and have less modern shit than my grandmother.

[mikeyboy]

The scary thing is I'm 25


Shit, carguy, I had you pegged for at least 40. That TV with the knobs is probably older than you are.

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[FUNKMAN]

There was a smiley.


be careful you know what TooCute said about smiley's...

hmmm, did somebody order the Tuna?
;)

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[Reephdweller]

listen there Mikeyboy,

i used to be a player, and yeah I got VD... but i never got none of that DVD, now that's bad shit...

what happened, you used to be a nice guy?


Watch out Mikey, the Weathercutioner may be coming after you.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

go back and listen to your 8-tracks

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[SatCam]

Shit you're living in the past! I thought i was bad because I didnt own a CD Burner and my TV is 4 years old.

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[Furtherman]

I kick it on the Victrola.

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[monsterone]

I have a DVD player, but it's still in the box. And my tv has knobs.


do you have a cable box connected by a cord with 3 rows of buttons and a switch on the side?

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[East Side Dave]

I don't own a cd player.


Oh shit, that's nothing, Marv, I still don't own teeth! But I'm workin' on it! Doc says only three more payments and some dirty work against the unions and I'll get some molers in no's time! Yeeehhhaaaw!!!! Rick-rackity-ro!

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[watson]

ok terrific

[IamFogHat]

My "what year is this" hack joke was ruined when I realized when this was written.

[jauble]

I enjoyed the rick rackity ro frothe new father all those years back.

[SatCam]

What's the deal with CarGuy. I mean is he a Car or is he a Guy?

[jonyrotn]

I have a microwave and that's about it.
The scary thing is I'm 25 and have less modern shit than my grandmother.
More like "Horse&BuggyGuy"..

[Contra]

I don't own a CD player

Don't worry, neither do most people in the country. You missed a whole generation! Just get a MP3 player and you'll be all caught up.