Thats One Small Step For....Ummm..ummmm...

[Mike Teacher]

Wow,

Another July 20th come and gone and the only mention of the fact we landed on the moon 34 years ago on this date in newspapers are tiny little stories, if anything. More like just seeing it mentioned in the 'on this date' section of papers.

Humans walked on another world on this date, and it seems few know, or care...

Sigh.

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[Heavy]

yea nobody cares

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[monsterone]

hey, i saw on fox that it's a hoax; give me some proof and maybe i'll believe in your "flying men" and "trips to other worlds." hahahahahahaha... what a loon!

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[mdr55]

Comin, you're kidding me. Everyone knows that stuff on television isn't real. The next thing you'll tell me is that the world is round instead of oval. And that Pluto isn't a planet anymore but an asteriod.

[Death Metal Moe]

One small step for man, one giant hoax for mankind.

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[Mike Teacher]

That Aside...

I also wonder if anyone, on all those Space Shuttle Missions, ran a Batch.

Wait. Of course they did; the bigger Question I guess is; who has had sex in space, and how did they do it in zero gravity.

But getting back to running a batch...

In the near-zero gravity of earth orbit, a man cranking one out will watch in awe as his batch is launched across the deck of the space shuttle, to parts unknown, on a 5-year mission...

Seriously there's no gravity and almost zero air-resistance. A batch would just keep going, and going, and going...

...hmmm....

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[mdr55]

ha, ha,....he said "deck".....ha, ha...

[Melrapuo]

imagine if someone's crap from a space shuttle mission 3 years ago would hit the windshield of a space shuttle if it was up there now. now THAT would be pretty crazy.

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Ah...the greatness of Jay & Silent Bob

[Furtherman]

It is a shame that the moon landings aren't more recognized. Especially with all the interesting alien artifacts, like this one, called "The Shard":

http://www.mufor.org/moon/shard.jpg

[ChickenHawk]

Most people don't care because it's simply not logically believable.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

If it was a hoax, the Soviet Union could not wait to tell the world.

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[MASTER WINDU]

All you revisionists, just cut it out.

[FUNKMAN]

makes me think about that new restaurant on the moon...

i hear it has good food but no atmosphere...

tough call but they should can the space program and put the multi-multi billions of dollars to good use here on earth...

then again i do like my velcro sneakers...

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[El Mudo]

I can't find that copy of "The Onion" with the headline "Man Walks on Fucking Moon"


Man was that funny...

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[SatCam]

fucking eachother in space would be very hot! It's like fucking underwater, except you dont need an oxygen mask. 360 degree access. every position in the air. Yea!!

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[sr71blackbird]

We should train the Hubble to look at all the lower sections of the lunar landers and the moon buggys that are scattered on the moon. Doesnt anyone have a powerful enough telescope to see any of that shit?

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[HordeKing1]

Humans walked on another world on this date

Humans walked on the moon. We have yet to walk on another world.

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[JustJon]

Because public interest in outer space has waned. They don't care, so there's no ratings/sales involved.

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[Yerdaddy]

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[jamesdiggy]

I know it was fake because Elliot Gould and O.J. proved it was fake.

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[phixion]

almost zero air-resistance.


damn that hydrogen atom per meter cubed

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[monsterone]

In the near-zero gravity of earth orbit, a man cranking one out will watch in awe as his batch is launched across the deck of the space shuttle, to parts unknown, on a 5-year mission...


how's this for science? i'll get skull from an alien (the illegal kind), Dr0p a pint, and call ins. her ass is back in mexico by sundown. and i only had to spend $5 instead of 50 million. ha.

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[high fly]

We haven't been back cuz space launches just don't get the ratings on t.v. anymore; although as the odds for accidents rise, the NASCAR factor may kick in, and more people will begin tuning in.

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[Melrapuo]

We haven't been back cuz space launches just don't get the ratings on t.v. anymore

well yea. but thats only because NASA recent space launches had only done small, important scientific tests, like plant and bacterial growth, as well as other experiments. its not like they're gonna have 24-hour coverage of zero-gravity cell mitosis on CNN. nothing that they do is mind blowing or stuff people wanna see on tv. (Just a note, if they DO send someone back to the moon, im sure the networks will try to get a reality tv series covering their journey. just wait.) if they decided to launch three or more people in a rocket towards the moon again, they would definitely get the ratings they wanted.

its not ratings that they are worrying about. its money. money and politics.

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Ah...the greatness of Jay & Silent Bob

[El Mudo]

And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.


I'm still trying to figure out the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow...

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It's been a good year for the roses..

[East Side Dave]

I love the moon and stars and all this astrology shit. I agree, I think more people should pay attention to the moon because then we could colonize it which we should have done, like, fourteen or fifteen years ago. But what one has to remember is this would have been in the '80's when it wasn't a necessary idea for colonies because we had already made contact with space people (you'd know this if you saw that documentary Alf). But since we haven't met space creatures since that documentary when Bill Pullman was our President then I think we should colonize the moon again. And this time let's re-name it The Wafer after those sugary treats that I think were created either by astronaughts or at the very least by the dog Astro with the speech impediment from the documentary Spacely's Sprockets. Thank you, bubbles.

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[Furtherman]

You like astronomy? Then you'll love this:

Hubble Deep Field (http://hubble.stsci.edu/discoveries/hubble_deep_field/internal.html)

We really are but a grain of sand.