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trashy/cheezy30
07-18-2003, 08:21 AM
this guy , i think from the mid west some where, was arrested yesterday because he was having intercourse with a chicken in his hotel room .several people called the police to complain about the noise from the hotel.

how much noise could this guy make with a chicken?

remember........always resort to violence
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A.J.
07-18-2003, 08:27 AM
this guy , i think from the mid west some where, was arrested yesterday because he was having intercourse with a chicken in his hotel room


That's just fowl.

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Hosp
07-18-2003, 08:30 AM
It was probably the clucking and not the fucking that the neighbors were complaining about.

I just want to know, was it finger licking good?

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07-18-2003, 08:37 AM
CHICKEN LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!

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07-18-2003, 10:00 AM
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sickofitall
07-18-2003, 10:04 AM
was he banging a guy chicken or a girl chicken? cause if its a guy chicken thats thats also gay

ya skin head crack head

SatCam
07-18-2003, 02:28 PM
Luckly the sex wasnt all cock


was he banging a guy chicken or a girl chicken? cause if its a guy chicken thats thats also gay

A guy chicken is a rooster, dumbass

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sickofitall
07-18-2003, 02:32 PM
how the fuck am i gonna know that maybe it was a crossdressing chicken smarty pants ever think of that

ya skin head crack head

SatCam
07-18-2003, 06:36 PM
a crossdressing rooster is still a rooster, just looks like a chicken

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schmega
07-18-2003, 06:48 PM
hows this for coincidence? i just heard about the same thing on an old O&A bit. it was some german guy. of course.

canofsoup15
07-18-2003, 06:48 PM
how do you know it wasnt a hermaphrodite, AHA...what is up now.

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Melrapuo
07-18-2003, 06:57 PM
how do you know it wasnt a hermaphrodite, AHA...what is up now.

does it matter? the dude still fucked it. whatever gender it was.

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JustJon
07-18-2003, 08:19 PM
Maybe he was trying to teach Officer Barbrady to read

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carguy
07-18-2003, 08:27 PM
this guy , i think from the mid west some where, was arrested yesterday because he was having intercourse with a chicken in his hotel room .several people called the police to complain about the noise from the hotel.


Is there a link to this story? Maybe some pictures?

Yerdaddy
07-18-2003, 08:35 PM
a crossdressing rooster is still a rooster, just looks like a chicken
A crossdressing Rooster is hot! I've seen it. And don't buy into that "I'm doing INTEL work" BS.

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grlNIN
07-19-2003, 01:33 AM
guy f's chicken

Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited!

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TastelessGinny
07-19-2003, 03:13 AM
About three years ago on stileproject.com, I saw a picture of a guy screwing a chicken. The disturbing part is that a naked woman was holding the chicken steady for him.

If you got a naked woman RIGHT THERE, what the hell do you need the chicken for?

I heard of buffalo wings as an appetizer, but that is simply recockulous...

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sr71blackbird
07-19-2003, 04:41 AM
I put my cock in chick's all that time :p

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FUNKMAN
07-19-2003, 06:51 AM
even though they usually have nice breasts and delicious thighs, i'd rather do other things with my 'pecker'...

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DeltaPin
07-19-2003, 07:18 AM
Maybe he was just basting it.

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stickyfingers
07-19-2003, 11:25 AM
tastes like...nah its just too easy

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high fly
07-19-2003, 11:45 AM
Let's hope Ruth Buzzi doesn't find out.

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golfcourseguy
07-19-2003, 12:56 PM
How long before this guy starts debasing the chicken's character?
She said : "cockadoodledo"
He said she said "anycockwilldo"

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ADF
07-19-2003, 06:24 PM
I was gonna try something with "motherplucker," but I just came up empty.

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07-19-2003, 07:46 PM
You know I"m getting sick and tired of hearing about Kobe Bryant and his incident!!!!

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HordeKing1
07-19-2003, 07:48 PM
To be fair, he was only fucking the chicken to teach the local cops to read.

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FUNKMAN
07-19-2003, 07:53 PM
they were suprised at the mans actions because he was well educated... but then they heard he graduated from Cluck U...

there is a sister college in China... Fruck U

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Death Metal Moe
07-20-2003, 01:49 PM
Which came first?

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07-20-2003, 02:04 PM
Which came first?


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Defcon4Dan
07-20-2003, 02:07 PM
aww shit. I can't believe that actually happened.

That reminds me so much of that South Park episode that you guys have been quoting. That is the best damn episode.

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trashy/cheezy30
07-23-2003, 05:29 AM
this thread totaly went in the right direction

remember........always resort to violence
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