Cat Language Translator

[Jennitalia]

Cat Translator (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030716/ap_on_re_as/japan_meowlingual_1)


i won't be needing this. i understand perfectly when my cats talk to me.

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[A.J.]

"I want chicken, I want liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
please deliver."

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A Skidmark production.

[StupidGirlllll]

They already have the dog translator out....but these items r only available in Japan right?

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Thank U Toddy Bear

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm hungry!

"Clean the litter box!"

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thank you dcpete!

[Tall_James]

"I took a dump in your shoe!"

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pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...from my window i'm staring while my coffee goes cold

[Reephdweller]

I love talking to pussies!

I have quite a tongue for them.

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<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">right now you could care less about me...
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This message was edited by reefdwella on 7-17-03 @ 3:26 PM

[Hawiian shirt craig]

"all cats know the winning lotto numbers in advance... damn these non-opposable thumbs!!!"

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[SuperClerk]

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The cat really seems to be enjoying it. LOL

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It's always fun until someone gets hurt.....and then it's just hilarious.

Fallon Rules!

[FUNKMAN]

"can i do it in your box"


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[Death Metal Moe]

I'd rather see a Michael Moore film festival......I LIED!

Anyway, get these things and put cats to WORK! I'm so sick of them just sitting around sponging off us all day! Make them take phone messages and shit like that.

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666%

This message was edited by Death_Metal Moe on 7-17-03 @ 7:20 PM

[Katylina]

All my pussy ever wants is petting.

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[SatCam]

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[ADF]

"Dogs are stupid! Go cats, go!"

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[Bill From Yorktown]

sounds usefull - pussy is always talking to me

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[bunnyluvsthem]

I hate cats. Hate them. I could easily see how people kill cats. And I would cheer if I would see it. But not from too close.


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