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TastelessGinny
07-16-2003, 05:59 PM
So, what's more tasteless than getting a bad tattoo?

...why, cursing your INFANT with a bad tattoo!

The fine folks at Baby Ink (http://www.babyink.com/) will tattoo YOUR lil' fella with your choice of tacky designs.

Pics at the site include a girl getting a design on her lower back, just above her DIAPER, while her Mommy holds her down.

These folks have a wierd limit: they won't put tats on anyone under 6 months old.

Wouldn't you love to be the proud owner of your Mom, Dad, or grandparent's name on your arm, and having had it there for longer than you can remember?


...aren't tats a form of SELF-expression, not PARENTAL expression?

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dcpete
07-16-2003, 06:08 PM
yeah i mean this kid looks like he's having a blast with this tattoo
http://www.babyink.com/images/babyink_image5.jpg

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Death Metal Moe
07-16-2003, 06:21 PM
The mullet, trailer park and NASCAR T-shirt wasn't enough! These people want to make DAMN SURE their kids are branded as white trash from the get go!

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Tall_James
07-16-2003, 06:31 PM
Started at 3 months old, hasn't stopped yet...

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Hawiian shirt craig
07-17-2003, 12:47 PM
suddenly beatings in public don't sound so bad....

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Death Metal Moe
07-17-2003, 03:16 PM
OH NO! Look out Craig! It's your arch nemesis!

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FatTony
07-17-2003, 05:18 PM
Suddenly I don't feel so bad when parents get beaten up. This kids parents should be shot.

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HordeKing1
07-17-2003, 09:08 PM
So, what's more tasteless than getting a bad tattoo?

Getting a bad tattoo on a prolapsed rectum.

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SuperClerk
07-17-2003, 09:14 PM
http://images.etonline.com/Media/tvscandals_tatoo_010509_et-publlicity.jpg

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It's always fun until someone gets hurt.....and then it's just hilarious.

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kc7586
07-17-2003, 09:19 PM
that is so fucking sick i can not believe someone hasnt shut it down yet, my god have people no sense at all, gah!

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monsterone
07-17-2003, 09:22 PM
So, what's more tasteless than getting a bad tattoo?


posting a hoax? no phone #'s, no mapquest directions, if it's legit, why's it so below the radar?

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SuperClerk
07-17-2003, 09:23 PM
I was debating taking my son for this tattoo-

http://www.steveovideo.com/fanclub/images/irock1.jpg

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It's always fun until someone gets hurt.....and then it's just hilarious.

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Death Metal Moe
07-17-2003, 09:27 PM
posting a hoax? no phone #'s, no mapquest directions, if it's legit, why's it so below the radar?


I don't know. There's a LOCATION link and an address right on the home page.

743 Rainier Ave
Seattle, WA 98055

2301 Wellesley Ave
Spokane, WA 99205

3041 Tropicana Ave
Las Vegas, NV 98121

4101 Crenshaw Bl
Los Angeles, CA 90008

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monsterone
07-17-2003, 09:49 PM
I don't know. There's a LOCATION link and an address right on the home page.


leave it up to wacky radio hosts to pull one over on us. scroll down half the page (http://www.channel933.com/playhousepics.html)

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SuperClerk
07-17-2003, 09:53 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't take all of these pranks anymore. First Metallica, now this. Too much indeed.

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It's always fun until someone gets hurt.....and then it's just hilarious.

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grlNIN
07-17-2003, 10:12 PM
This is what im going to do to my kid when they don't listen to me when i tell them to clean their room.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-18-2003, 12:19 PM
HOAX!!!!!! (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/babyink.asp)

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shamus mcfitzy
07-18-2003, 12:27 PM
that steve-o tattoo is the best idea ever. If i wasn't such a faggot i would get a huge tattoo of myself on my back too.

shamus mcfitzy
07-18-2003, 12:28 PM
triple post lalala

This message was edited by shamus mcfitzy on 7-18-03 @ 4:31 PM

shamus mcfitzy
07-18-2003, 12:29 PM
triple post.....in ya face!!!!

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hyperspace
07-18-2003, 06:28 PM
a dominatrix who will only see clients if she can poop on them.

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SpicyMcHaggis
07-18-2003, 06:45 PM
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high fly
07-19-2003, 12:08 PM
Worse than a bad tattoo?
An old one that has turned into an ugly blob that looks more like a port wine stain has gotta be up there.

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MacVittie
02-02-2009, 09:34 AM
This tattoo is bad, but looks like its got taste.

http://afrojacks.com/pics/4-pics/2197-2009-tattoo-fad-prediction-the-bacon-band-tattoo

Recyclerz
02-02-2009, 09:47 AM
What's more tasteless than a bad tattoo?

Native British cuisine.

disneyspy
02-02-2009, 09:49 AM
a NY style pizza

ToiletCrusher
02-02-2009, 11:27 AM
pill popping pill poppers.

skyscraper
02-02-2009, 11:40 AM
So, what's more tasteless than getting a bad tattoo?


I don't know, I've never tasted a tattoo.

Mullenax
02-02-2009, 01:20 PM
Parents also circumsize, pierce, forbid conventional medicine, and name them weird crap (looking at you baby Hitler). Infant tattooing is weird, don't get me wrong, but I think parents do a lot of strange things by why of passing on culture. Even if the culture is shit.

biggirl
07-17-2009, 03:12 PM
My little girl, Greta, gave herself tattoos last night while I was cleaning the office....oops.. I thought she did pretty good since she is only 20 months....look at all the detail!

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs170.snc1/6374_1204353869290_1241915610_604237_4515683_n.jpg

DJEvelEd
07-17-2009, 05:32 PM
What's more tasteless than a bad tattoo?

An infected clit ring weeping with pus. Tasteless & odorless.

Hottub
07-17-2009, 05:52 PM
What's more tasteless than a bad tattoo?

An infected clit ring weeping with pus. Tasteless & odorless.

Miss Ed.