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Reephdweller
07-16-2003, 03:57 PM
Like guys need another reason to crank one out....

Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk -Study

LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer (news - web sites) later in life, according to new research.

Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each year.

They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up in the gland.

"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.

The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.

But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse, whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual activity could account for the different findings.

"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women or other men," he added.

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Snoogans
07-16-2003, 04:00 PM
Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer (news - web sites) later in life, according to new research.


dammit, i thought this was gonna get me a free pass on smoking. if thats the case though would frequent sex do the same thing, and get you in a little better shape

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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SatCam
07-16-2003, 04:01 PM
I think this proves that NOT beating off is bad!!

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DeltaPin
07-16-2003, 07:42 PM
In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.

wow, I was so above the norm.

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theswert
07-16-2003, 08:19 PM
title from yahoo story - An ejaculation a day may keep prostate cancer at bay.

now thats creative writing

monsterone
07-16-2003, 08:53 PM
my prostate's great, but now i'm half blind and shaving my palms twice a day.

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Death Metal Moe
07-16-2003, 08:57 PM
NO MA!!!

I'm lowering my risk for cancer! Now close the door!

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Yerdaddy
07-16-2003, 09:27 PM
My blood could bring Yul Brynner back to life,

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Melrapuo
07-16-2003, 09:30 PM
same topic...two different threads? weird...

http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?forum=52&topic=30528

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Miss Dolores Haze
07-16-2003, 09:32 PM
Hmmm, I wonder if that does anything for women. If that's the case, I'd be certainly reduce my risks for cancer.

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07-17-2003, 06:17 PM
Sweetness.

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FUNKMAN
07-17-2003, 06:23 PM
now when they say "i beat cancer", you know how they did it...

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ChickenHawk
07-17-2003, 06:36 PM
I think I'll just name my penis "Cancer" and beat that.

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07-18-2003, 02:30 PM
Poor Fallon.
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hyperspace
07-18-2003, 04:18 PM
if this is true i'm at risk for prostate cancer about 1,000 years after the sun burns out.

FatTony
07-19-2003, 05:38 AM
my prostate's great, but now i'm half blind and shaving my palms twice a day.

LMAO!!

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high fly
07-19-2003, 11:48 AM
I, uh, never mind, I gotta go!

" and they ask me why I drink"

high fly
07-19-2003, 11:48 AM
I, uh, never mind, I gotta go!

" and they ask me why I drink"

weekapaugjz
04-22-2008, 06:40 PM
to get prostate cancer.

They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

linky (http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_po/masturbationmaypreventprostatecancer;_ylt=AihZpnDt Q_ufeJlpzQCUxnus0NUE)

i should be in the clear. earl on the other hand...

Bossanova
04-22-2008, 06:42 PM
Greatest news ever

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04-22-2008, 06:53 PM
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FUNKMAN
04-22-2008, 08:38 PM
i should have two healthy prostates

jonyrotn
04-22-2008, 08:44 PM
Kiethy19 is still is still on the practice green...

joethebartender
04-23-2008, 12:29 AM
Can Vivid Video put this as a selling point on dvd glossies?

King Hippos Bandaid
04-23-2008, 05:16 AM
Poor Earl, looks like we know what will kill him once he turns 50

hexy68
04-23-2008, 05:20 AM
to get prostate cancer...

...great...but what about my carpal tunnel syndrome? :happy:

A.J.
04-23-2008, 05:21 AM
Old news.

jonyrotn
04-23-2008, 05:43 AM
<--- Preventing cancer since day one...

drjoek
04-23-2008, 05:50 AM
If you can come up with a study that says Eating french fries while sitting on the couch watching sports lowers the risk of Heart Disease, is the only thing I can think of that would be better news

Bulldogcakes
04-23-2008, 01:57 PM
I don't think most guys need another excuse to jerk off.

I mean really, if the report said "MEN WHO MASTERBATE ARE 10X MORE LIKELY TO GET PROSTATE CANCER, TESTICULAR CANCER, AND CANCER OF THE HAND" would any of you stop?

Bulldogcakes
04-23-2008, 02:00 PM
And I want to see the control group here. You mean to tell me there are men on this planet who dont jerk off?

I have to see this bunch. I suspect they either don't have hands, or prostates. Maybe neither.