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Death Metal Moe
07-16-2003, 02:18 PM
I mean, I see these people in the mall all the time. What is the point? This is NEW JERSEY!

And do they think they're gonna get hired dressed like that? Or anyone will walk up to them and talk to them like that/

They look like refugees from Hawaii 5-0. Or that guy that just couldn't let casual Fridays go! I feel like they could crack a beer and start singing Karaoke at any moment! That or wipe their DEEK on my pizza.

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Snoogans
07-16-2003, 02:20 PM
thats great. funny thing is is that hawaiian shirts really are fuckin gay and stupid

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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bunnyluvsthem
07-16-2003, 02:22 PM
No, Moe. Hawaiian shirts are nice. I saw one (I think it was a Lands' End shirt, in Sears) that was dark blue and had lighter blue pineapples silohetted onto it. Way cool. And fun to wear. And almost "dressy". You know?


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Death Metal Moe
07-16-2003, 02:26 PM
dark blue and had lighter blue pineapples silohetted onto it. Way cool. And fun to wear. And almost "dressy". You know?


Right after you buy that shirt, buy a MIRROR. I bet you'll find yourself returning that shirt mighty quick.

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Tall_James
07-16-2003, 02:33 PM
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Case closed.

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Tall_James
07-16-2003, 02:35 PM
"We love Hawaiian shirt day!!!"

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grlNIN
07-16-2003, 02:46 PM
sweet merciful chrrist.

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Snoogans
07-16-2003, 02:50 PM
tall james your fuckin histerical but you shouldnt have enough time on your hands to find shit like that

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Death Metal Moe
07-16-2003, 03:05 PM
The funny part is I bet people who live in Hawaii see people in those shirts and walk up to them and are all like "Wow. That's gay. Why don't you just wear a T-shirt like the rest of America? Or a plain color shirt with a collar?"

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kc7586
07-16-2003, 04:20 PM
thats great moe, you are my favorite poster right now, good shit man keep it coming

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IrishAlkey
07-16-2003, 04:32 PM
It's not so much the shirt as it is the pastey, chubby, white guy wearing it.

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fluffernutter
07-16-2003, 04:45 PM
It's not so much the shirt as it is the pastey, chubby, white guy wearing it.

Thank you.

I have quite a collection of Hawaiian shirts and since I am quite fat, I look good in them. They are ranging from my Mexican one with hot sauce and mariachi instruments all over it to my Orange one with white flowers.

I always wear them on my vacation trips. DC will be loving me in August as I bring my bad fashion sense there with me.

Want some extra sauce on that Pineapple and Ham Pizza Moe?

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SatCam
07-16-2003, 04:47 PM
Why dont we ask Resident Hawain Shirt wearer Hawain Shirt Crieg?

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grlNIN
07-16-2003, 04:48 PM
I always wear them on my vacation trips. DC will be loving me in August as I bring my bad fashion sense there with me.



OOO OOOOO can i borrow 1?!?!!?!? :p

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HordeKing1
07-16-2003, 11:33 PM
I'm with Fluffenutter - Hawaiin shirts are great for covering up the middle age spread.

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Disúgrunútled
07-17-2003, 02:53 AM
Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

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Death Metal Moe
07-17-2003, 03:26 AM
And we're bringing in consultants. So make sure your TPS reports are in order and have the new coversheet.

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SuperClerk
07-17-2003, 03:45 AM
http://www.weirdal.com/images/kevincableandweirdal.jpg

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Snoogans
07-17-2003, 02:01 PM
weird al yankovic has brothers?

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

SuperClerk
07-17-2003, 02:08 PM
The one on your left is Weird Al and the other is a lookalike.

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It's always fun until someone gets hurt.....and then it's just hilarious.

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This message was edited by SuperClerk on 7-17-03 @ 6:09 PM

Snoogans
07-17-2003, 02:19 PM
wow. sadly, if the guy on the right wasnt fat, id think he looked more like weird al than weird al

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

high fly
07-23-2003, 11:39 AM
I have a couple of really ugly ones that I like to wear on the jobsite. They clash nicely with the horrid swim trunks I got down at the K-Mart.
I just like being different, sometimes.

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trashy/cheezy30
07-23-2003, 02:37 PM
i cant believe craig thinks that hawaiian shirts are better than goth clothes
as you can see from this thread
they are not
damn even hawaiians don't wear them

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