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theswert

07-16-2003, 10:22 AM

Man Dies Rolling Off Roof in His Sleep

BERLIN (Reuters) - The heatwave sweeping Germany claimed an unlikely victim when a man sleeping on a roof to escape the high temperatures rolled off, suffering fatal injuries, Berlin police said Wednesday.

A tenant of the building found the 28-year-old still alive after his 70-foot fall, but he later died in hospital. The man had bedded down with two friends as temperatures neared 30 degrees Celsius (86 Fahrenheit) in the German capital.

The friends only learned of the man's fate after being awakened and informed by police.

"The man must have ended up on the steep part of the roof and fallen off," said Berlin police in a statement. His sleeping bag remained hanging off the gutter of the tiled roof.

Death Metal Moe

07-16-2003, 02:43 PM

Poor guy. Just rolled out of bed, and THIS happens.

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JustJon

07-16-2003, 03:29 PM

Stupid People Always Seem to Amaze Me
Then you don't spend enough time on this site.

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SatCam

07-16-2003, 03:36 PM

look who woke up on the wrong side of the bed!

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Death Metal Moe

07-16-2003, 03:40 PM

Did they check his system for the prescence of any drugs? Sounds like he may have been on a Roofie.

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golfcourseguy

07-16-2003, 03:44 PM

When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)

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ROMEO

07-16-2003, 04:36 PM

you can't teach stupid people that their stupid!

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Heavy

07-16-2003, 04:51 PM

ok so in this great heatwave of 86 degrees, this fucker goes on the roof where it wont be any cooler AND takes a sleeping bag with him. Doesnt that defeat the purpose anyway.

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sr71blackbird

07-16-2003, 04:57 PM

Finally! Now the Germans have something to crow about!!

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SuperClerk

07-16-2003, 07:04 PM

Was it Mickey from "Meatballs"?

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