my dick is STILL bigger...

[Hawiian shirt craig]

I have been saying this a lot when people try telling me about something they shouldn't... or try to impress me. like my neighbor was telling me how much his pool cost, which is valid conversation, but then he went on and on comparing the price to cars, and colleges etc etc... so i just looked at him and said "rick, dude, whats your point? my dick is STILL bigger than yours... relax"

try it, it a) puts things in perspective and b) is the undoable slam. there is no come back for a guy.

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[DJEvelEd]

so i just looked at him and said "rick, dude, whats your point? my dick is STILL bigger than yours... relax"


"Yeah but it only because you're gay and happy to see me. And please point that thing the other way."

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

weak

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[Saint1973]

Quote:
so i just looked at him and said "rick, dude, whats your point? my dick is STILL bigger than yours... relax"

Reply/Comeback:
Thats not what your girlfriend/wife told me.

Free your Mind...

[Snoogans]

i woulda gone with the standard comeback of "dude how do you know, you lookin in my window at night faggot"
so now you got 3 comebacks that work fine against this supposed untouchable insult

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[McNabbShouldDie]

"rick, dude, whats your point? my dick is STILL bigger than yours... relax"

"Is that so? Well, the jerk store called, and they ran out of you."

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[Snoogans]

thinkin about it, i prob just woulda said hey 1973 and jimmy buffet want there shirt back deeeek

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

not bad you guys, but the point is that its so unexpected and emasculating, that its just Dr0pps jaws.

if said confidently, and with the full knowldege that its probably not true... its unbeatable.. try it.

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[DJEvelEd]

You don't give us much to work with.(pun)
It's all in the set-up. Costello had Abbott, George had Gracie, Curly had Moe&Larry. At least you have me-look what the fuck I got!!!

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[grlNIN]

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[FUNKMAN]

think you meant to say

"i am still a Bigger dick than you"

you just got the words mixed up you silly goose you... you, you're good!

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[JustJon]

I think McNabb wins this round. Ninny would, but the original insult was aimed at a guy.

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[Heavy]

Your dick may be big but only my vibe knows how to get the job done

Maybe its just that your vib is the only thing that will fuck you.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

Your dick may be big but only my vibe knows how to get the job done.


"ok, canyon pussy."



I think McNabb wins this round


quite possible fighting stupid with retarted always works.

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[grlNIN]

Maybe its just that your vib is the only thing that will fuck you.




hahahaha you wish that statement was true you limp dicked pedophile.


and Craig, eat me

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[Heavy]

I may be alot of things, but limp dicked isnt one of them.

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[GaryWyze]

Maybe its just that your vib is the only thing that will fuck you.

[color=purple]How many times are we gonna have to go through this? You've named yourself after a dead porn star who took it up the ass. You simply have no place among decent society.

Besides, I happen know for a fact that there are guys who are willing to have sex with her (and some of them even for free).

Ninny = good. You suck penis. Lots of guys wanna bang her. And my dick is STILL bigger than yours.

O'kay, that last part probably isn't true. Fuck you!!!

Did you hear the one about the girl with the big pussy? This guy was going down on her and remarked "wow, that's a really big pussy. wow, that's a really big pussy"

She said "well, you didn't have to say it twice."

He said "actually, I only said it once."

G'night, and don't forget to tip your waitresses on the way out.

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[Heavy]

i posted that comment for pure shock value. That shoudve been obvious. I realize guys would fuck her, but I threw that zinger in there anyway, for your guys assusment.

And the dead porn star i named myself after didnt take it up the ass, quit spreading innacurate hate. You shouldve however added that he died of AIDS, which is actually true.

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[SatCam]

this sucks big crieg dick

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[JustJon]

1) Ninny offerred me anal for $2.50, but she didn't have change of a 5.

2) from <a href="http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/33/wadd.html">this site</A>Included also are snippets from his only full-length gay film, The Private Pleasures of John Holmes

I'd say that counts.

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[Katylina]

No-- you just have really small hands.

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[grlNIN]

1) Ninny offerred me anal for $2.50, but she didn't have change of a 5.



I would never!!!!!




and it was $1.50 but i already bought my sack of quarters for next time :p

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[Heavy]

I'd say that counts.

That most certianly DOES NOT count. How many times must i tell you people the he NEVER took it up the ass.

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[Tall_James]

That most certianly DOES NOT count. How many times must i tell you people the he NEVER took it up the ass

...but his mouth saw more weiners than a hotdog eating champ!

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[JustJon]

That most certianly DOES NOT count. How many times must i tell you people the he NEVER took it up the ass.
He would know. He watches the film nightly.

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[Iamnotatool]

Your dick may be big but only my vibe knows how to get the job done.



NiN, as many brawls as we may have had...I'd love a shot at proving you wrong...


Go ahead, say I wish....you're right I do, you sexy thing.


I'd even refrain from Dr0pping goo on your chin afterwards ;) maybe

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[DJEvelEd]

Can I be pivot boy between you two? I'd take it in the ass just to be with NIN.

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[grlNIN]

I knew this sigpic was a bad idea.

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[ChickenHawk]

i have a pretty good come back:

"What are you talking about, faggot?"

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[ADF]

How would you know, you fashion-impaired, Uncle Kracker lovin', unfunny, mysognistic jerk who's always trying to get into 21+ clubs when you appear to be sixteen?

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[Heavy]

He would know

Yea I would because I've searched for evidence and in no place has it ever even claimed he did that. so there.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea I would because I've searched for evidence


So that's what you call your trips to The Manhole now? Research?

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[DeltaPin]

So research is your excuse for constantly looking for new gay porn.

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[Heavy]

I dont search for gay porn, new or old. Someone accused the man of taking it and i found out it wasnt true

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[monsterone]

wow has this thread gone uncomfortable.

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[mikeyboy]

Okay, so he didn't catch, but he probably pitched. Tomato, tomato.


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[Death Metal Moe]

"Oh yea, I suck a mean dick but I'm not gay or anything."

You have got to be kidding me Johnee.

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[Heavy]

Listen Moe, the man never had a penis in any part of his body, got it?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Mohamed Huh?

I didn't know this little talk about some porn star you admire was going to get "real."

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[monsterone]

the man never had a penis in any part of his body, got it?


coke fiends always have too much dignity to resort to such things to feed their addiction.

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[Heavy]

I always assumed your name was "maurice" so I said the other NOT to make it real. I edited it in any case., My bag.

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[Tall_James]

My bag.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I always assumed your name was "maurice" so I said the other NOT to make it real. I edited it in any case., My bag.


Oh I was just kidding anyway John. You can call me by my full name all day. I jockey camels, happy?

I thought you actually DID know my real, full name because you spelled it just as I do, without any U's or that double M thing. feh.

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[Heavy]

I jockey camels, happy?


Very.

I have no idea if youre serious or not about spelling your name right. I spelled it like it sounds.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I tried using this phrase today, but I didn't have much success.

It seems out next door neighbor just tricked out his new 2003 Dodge truck. He got this big suspention thing that allows him to put big tires on it. He got some tint on the windows and some fancy paint job. He even got some smoke stack looking things for the sides like you see on 18 wheelers.

So after he explained all this I looked at him and said:

"Yea? Well Hawaiian Shirt Craig's dick is STILL bigger!"

Not much was said after that.

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[SatCam]

My dick is still bigger than yours, Johnnee and Moe!!!

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[trashy/cheezy30]

quite possible fighting stupid with retarted always works.


that was fuckin histerical

remember........always resort to violence
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[trashy/cheezy30]

quite possible fighting stupid with retarted always works.


that was fuckin histerical


but i still dont believe ur dick is bigger

remember........always resort to violence
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[Bill From Yorktown]

"Yea? Well Hawaiian Shirt Craig's dick is STILL bigger!"


Moe you ROCK

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

How would you know, you fashion-impaired, Uncle Kracker lovin', unfunny, mysognistic jerk who's always trying to get into 21+ clubs when you appear to be sixteen?


i wouldn't, thats the point. and i am not mysognistic, waht gave you that impression? at least i never unrinated on myself... car pisser...

(truce on this one? we could be stupid for daaaaaaaaays)

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[El Mudo]

"Is that so? Well, the jerk store called, and they ran out of you."


*Jerk store??* *whoever heard of a jerk store?*

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*Jerk store??* *whoever heard of a jerk store?*


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