Ridicules? or pure Genius?

[PanterA]

Post the most ridicules thing you can think of in this post.

Mars is red because elephants have big ears.

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[PanterA]

Hampsters wear bunny ears every time kitties lay eggs

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[PanterA]

Snakes turn into water if you milk them.

you get the idea?

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[PanterA]

thanksgiving is a day where people grow tenticals

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[erinmoran]

I think you mean "ridiculous"..dont you?
Anyway the majority of people named Bobby like to spank with jello.

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This message was edited by erinmoran on 8-12-01 @ 8:05 AM

[barry williams]

Ivory soap was invented by the Devil

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I got more chicks than Scott Baio

[EffMeBoobs]

Cuddles was the name of Isam's pet camel who came from Istanbul.

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[Dirtybird11]

you wouldnt have to walk on water, if u could swim like the rest of us~
said the creature to the princess

till the next line~

[Gvac]

The angels wanna wear my red shoes

(yeah, I stole it)









Steamrolling toward 1,000 posts

[PanterA]

I think you mean "ridiculous"..dont you?
no more stoned posting from me lol (yeah right)

Did you know star wars was a television show about starving pidgeons

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[Pootertoot]

Mad Producer replaces Al Dukes as producer of the Ron and Fez show.

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[JustJon]

you're welcome

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[Captain Rooster]

detachable penis for president

SSSEEEYAAA!!
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[Captain Rooster]

mommy like monkey

SSSEEEYAAA!!
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[Dirtybird11]

mr. fuji loves fez,,,

till the next line~

[Captain Rooster]

fezzy wants to give the kids dark meat

SSSEEEYAAA!!
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[skullcrush]

a cow's heart is made up of broken eggplant shells.

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[sunndoggy8]

The window started blinking and we had to shave the shutters feet to make it eat right.

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[skullcrush]

credit card numbers smell like wasabi pencil wood chips.

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[FezWad]

The magic swanson dinner came and ate rice pudding out of my reaper...........

Who's got a little text under his name?I do! :-)

[Lisa Croft]

George Foreman sat in syrup and yelled "Finklestein!".

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[Death Metal Moe]

I'm washig my hands in the Putrified entrails of the Dead.

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[reeshy]

The Pope swizzled his stick while twirling his corn.

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[skullcrush]

popeye told me that king tut was stealing dead skin flakes off my pet snakes nose, when he was drinking his taffy juice.

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[Noellevious]

Jesus lives in the heart of every ugly, redheaded child who has ever been on a roller coaster.

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-One Nation...INDIVISIBLE.-

[PanterA]

broken glass? why is there broken glass on my in my jock strap?

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[PanterA]

Lawyers eat fresh twinkies on the rooftops of small buildings

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[Fallon]

My Dog was talking to me the other day in Spanish and said he used to be a she.

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[HordeKing1]

POOTERTOOT stole mine, so I'll extend it a bit - MADPRODUCER produces Jack Nicholson

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[reeshy]

My beagle broke the bicycle so I barterd for bagels

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[PanterA]

green shoes on doorknobs cause waves in oceans

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[PanterA]

If i were 2 feet taller i could talk to mexicans on pogosticks

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[PanterA]

When i turned 7 my mom told me that fred savage was a meat product

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[reeshy]

algebra aches my ankles while I argue with the asthmatic abacus.

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[PanterA]

Midget on rollerskates frighten me

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[PanterA]

beans dont burn on grills, but tacos do.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 10-12-01 @ 1:41 AM

[Code Grinder]

"That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted, and I once ate a whole bowl of salt." - Fry from Futurama

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[reeshy]

caustic carbuncles change into creased cannolis.

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[PanterA]

bears eat hospital food when they dont have enough beer to drink

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[The Blowhard]

I puked on Granny as she ate stale english muffins and lumpy gravy coming out of Oprah's ass steaming hot like ice on my huge nipples which can feed Ethiopia and Al Roker dressed in leather chaps and playing Yanni on his foreskin.

"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."

[CruelCircus]

I nap through Ron & Fez so I can stay up and listen to Lovelines.



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[Fallon]

PanterA, is this what you look like?
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[CruelCircus]

I'm gonna pick the username fbdlingfrg.



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[CruelCircus]

Fish walk amongst the sparkling darkness of blue zebras that fly amateur taxis bionically through carbon-dated grandmother clocks and crystalized creamed corn statues of Shelly Winters, Boris Yeltsin, and Yoda's great grandson, Will Ferrel.


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[PanterA]

cars look like hamburgers to people with glasses

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[PanterA]

A block of cheese once told me "the donuts know what youre thinking."

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[BrandonKattel]

The purple geese fly underground and dance with the green sheep at the library

[RF Godfather]

RIdiculous... Bunny and Kenny Allen...

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[Lisa Croft]

Martians will take over the earth and turn it into a Spam factory.

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[skullcrush]

the moon is not made of rock.its berl ives clay ass coming down too crush us all.

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[erinmoran]

Save the ozone by burning your pubic hair

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[Noellevious]

Put on a tie if you'd like to be friends with an acorn.

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One Nation...Indivisible.

[Death Metal Moe]

Al Dukes can do something right.

Sorry, I really went off the deep end on that one.

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[Death Metal Moe]

As I pan Fried my own Junk, Regis Philbin came into my clay hut for some more Panty shields.

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[skullcrush]

pokemon flavored beer is only sold at banks that are on numbered streets.

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[Sunrisa]

noodles and tartar sauce drove me to work and all i got was my heart in a blender.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[TheGameHHH]

It is blue when the sink runs down a tree made with pots.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Gwen]

Cows fly south by southwest, but only when pigs eat astroturf.

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[Zipgun]

Slow kids Idaho discover Mennonite Algerian raven kebabs

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[Tazz1376]

School buses are yellow because puppies pee in the closet.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Purple monkeys in your
underwear is a sign of luck.



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[F1Gm3nT]

elv's hump raindeer's when st patricks day comes around

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deal wid da matter

[skullcrush]

foot sweat cures cancer of the teeth.

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SIR THANKYOU LT. ROOSTER SIR!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Is it me, or do these all
sound like English phrases
you'd see on a Chinese
student's knapsack????

Super happy fun boy!

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[Sheeplovr]

I Ich my Ich when it iches but it doesnt ich if i dont want it to ich

number 333 its the way to be
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[RF Godfather]

Midgets and pots of goldfish are the key to world peace!

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I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Yoink! Narc! Meow!

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[F1Gm3nT]

just because Yack has a great rack, Nack stacked about 20lbs of smack on his crack that was under jacks thumbtack. yakite freaking yack... please do come back

in dedication to mah Yack

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deal wid da matter

[Sheeplovr]

The cheese on ur penis has a name

number 333 its the way to be
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[Sheeplovr]

I want to be a puppy

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[EffMeBoobs]

The Fig has a big gig in the jig. He dig the rig his mom still uses to pig the wig on her nig. Ya zig.


Love yA NAck!

Burnt mothballs have hairy asses that smell like Martha Stewart's tapioca pudding and tastes like Betty Crocker's nose hair.


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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Sheeplovr]

If i glue wings to a bunny can the bunny fly so i need muscels in the wings if so ill stuff thw wings with Shell fish and then the bunny should fly if my theroy is correct i will get the nobell prise for teaching bunnys how to fly

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