Ideas for revenge

[bunnyluvsthem]

Quite often, I find myself musing about interesting and innovative ways to exact Revenge, and otherwise inflict mayhem and mischief upon those who deserve it. Nothing involving actual physical harm, or significant monetary damage, just something that will sufficiently mess with the mind, and psychologically Break a person deserving of some Punishment.

Suggestions?




I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD!

[Furtherman]

Subtlety suggest to that person you will do something. Then do nothing. It will mess with their mind and you'll end up the better man.

[bunnyluvsthem]

Subtlety (sic) suggest to that person you will do something. Then do nothing. It will mess with their mind and you'll end up the better man.

No, no, no. This will not do at all. I wish to strike anonymously and maintain complete Secrecy. I have no desire to be the "better man", I simply want to exact revenge and chuckle quietly from the sidelines.




I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD!

[FUNKMAN]

two of my brothers were in West Virginia and while driving someone shot out their back window with a pellet or bb gun. they pulled over and they saw some guy stick his head back in a second story window and it looked like it would be where the pellet or bb came from.

my one brother was coaching softball at the time and had a bag full of softballs in his trunk. now mind you they both had good strong throwing arms, so.

my one brother got the idea that he would get the guy to stick his head out the window and the other would be waiting by the side of the building with a couple of softballs. once the guy stuck his head out BABOOM!

they never actually did it but when my brother told me about his idea, it made me laugh...
:)

i remember planning a ton of hurt on my Managers when i would get passed up for what i believed to be a deserved promotion, that shit really pissed me off...

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[DJEvelEd]

Sneak into their house and put cum on their toilet paper roll. It's better if you have AIDS in your spunk.

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[sr71blackbird]

Empty a jar of mayonaise between their screen door every Tuesday evening at 3 am for a month.

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[Zipgun]

Piss in a frisbee. Freeze it. Pop it out and slide it under their door.



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[bunnyluvsthem]

I appreciate these few suggestions, but all seem too elaborate and short-lived. I would prefer something diabolical, crafty, ingenious, and impersonal. Certainly nothing involving bodily fluids, or softballs.





I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD!

[Furtherman]

Ok, fine. Kill their family.

[DJEvelEd]

I would prefer something diabolical, crafty, ingenious, and impersonal. Certainly nothing involving bodily fluids, or softballs.


You don't leave us much to work with do you?

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[FUNKMAN]

Certainly nothing involving bodily fluids, or softballs.


nobody criticizes my softball story, you're a fucking dead man...










PEACE
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