Malaysian man severs, cooks and eats own penis

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Malaysian man severs, cooks and eats own penis
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KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A 34-year-old Malaysian man, believed to have been high on drugs, severed, cooked and ate his own penis, local media reported.



The man, who was previously diagnosed as mentally unstable, is said to have done so after having taken drugs and awoke in the middle of the night hearing voices telling him to do so.


"The man then wrapped his penis in a piece of cloth, burnt and ate it," a police spokesman was quoted as saying by the Bernama news agency.


He said the man realised something was wrong when he saw blood flowing profusely from his severed private part.


The man woke up his mother and was then rushed to hospital for treatment.


"The man is said to be in stable condition, but was facing problems urinating as the urinary tract has been severed," he said.


Meanwhile, the mother said her son had been "mentally disturbed" since returning from a drug rehabilitation centre recently.


"My son took hallucinatory pills before the incident. He once tried to commit suicide by using a pair of scissors to stab his head, but was saved," she was quoted as saying.


"He also often keeps to himself in his room," said the woman, who declined to be identified.





This just made me squirm and lose my appetite. enjoy

[Melrapuo]

i guess u could say that guy made a mean COCK...tail.

or

someone gave him the wrong recipe for spotted dick.

bwahahahaha...

"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar."

Ah...the greatness of Jay & Silent Bob

[canofsoup15]

That line about a severed urinal track just made my balls hide in my stomach, christ thats nasty.


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[monsterone]

what a dick

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[DeltaPin]

I'd like to see him try that again.

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[FUNKMAN]

I'd like to see him try that again.


it's sounds like he still has the balls...

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[monsterone]

heard he wanted cream of sum yong gui, but this ridiculous. hey yo! please, take my wife.

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[jamesdiggy]

Let's see the Iron Chef top that!

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[Bigden]

I wonder if he served it with Farva beans and a nice Chianti?

[SuperClerk]

I guess it's true what they say. You are what you eat.

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It's always fun until someone gets hurt.....and then it's just hilarious.

Fallon Rules!

[carguy]

At least he cooked it. Raw would be just wrong.

[DJEvelEd]

No No No That's all wrong. You're supposed to serve it with a side of circumsized clits. (clitorisis? clitori???)

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 7-15-03 @ 8:31 PM

[HordeKing1]

Amazing the lengths some guys will go to, to get a set of lips around their penis.

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[FatTony]

Anyone agree with me when I say that eating a penis makes him gay?

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[IrishAlkey]

I wonder if he had to blow on it to cool it off.

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[ADF]

He said the man realised something was wrong when he saw blood flowing profusely from his severed private part.


Uh, oh.. I better see a doctor.

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[sr71blackbird]

He said it tasted like pussy

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[Tall_James]

The Police are looking for this man for questionning...

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[FUNKMAN]

thank god he didn't choke on the bone...

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 7-15-03 @ 9:44 PM

[golfcourseguy]

The man is said to be in stable condition


just like Funny Cide

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[stickyfingers]

that must've been some good shit if he didn't realize that something was wrong untill well after he got out the wok

i wonder if it tasted like chicken

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jrich is quite a guy

[reeshy]

I hope he "skinned" it first!!!

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[ADF]

Don't go off all halfcocked.

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[sr71blackbird]

I wonder if he used an Octodog on it first?

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[golfcourseguy]

Think the doc asked, "Eunuch yourself shaving?"

" editing posts since day one"

[Aggie]

Edit: Dammit SR, I didn't read all of them until after I posted my pic and you ruined it!:p

Well, I never thought this would have come in handy, but it sure would have made eating it a lot more FUN.

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This message was edited by Aggie on 7-16-03 @ 4:44 PM

[SatCam]

Was it Thanksgiving? Then it would be acceptable to have cock.

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[sr71blackbird]

For shame aggie!! :8o:

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