View Full Version : HOW DO YOU WANNA DIE?
PrivatePyle
08-11-2001, 06:52 PM
This is for all of you that are not immortal like the great Hulk Hogan.
"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch'em in the face, and for what?! For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt unless you're on a team. Well, I'm better than dirt...well most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff."
Dirtybird11
08-11-2001, 07:03 PM
i would like to die in the arms of my beloved princess...
till the next line~
EffMeBoobs
08-11-2001, 07:27 PM
Quick, easy, painless and messy.....put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.
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CYYYFYYY
08-11-2001, 08:44 PM
Now I can do the obvious
answer by saying let me have a
heart attack during sex buuut
I would feel sorry for the
lady I was doing and I am
considerate.... I will go with
poison Bob!!!!!!!!
David the Franchize
Let them eat Cake!
Charlie The Drops Kid
08-11-2001, 08:47 PM
Having an allergic reaction to lobster... God i loved lobster, but i could die if i eat it :(. But yeah, i'd be dipping a lobster claw in some butter and i'd have a heart attack... They'd find me all bloated with butter all around my mouth.
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HordeKing1
08-11-2001, 09:26 PM
Of old age in my sleep.
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barry williams
08-12-2001, 04:52 AM
I wanna die while finally bangin' Maureen MCcormick..and Florence Henderson..at the same time of course.
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I got more chicks than Scott Baio
Syko 316
08-12-2001, 01:25 PM
I'd like to die with my gf, no matter how I die.
This message was edited by Syko 316 on 8-12-01 @ 5:31 PM
F Wad
08-12-2001, 02:25 PM
with my c in my wifes a
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aka canweseeyourstuff from o&a.com
Pootertoot
08-12-2001, 09:40 PM
I hope to die in a blaze of glory. I always have said if I'm going to commit suicide, I'm going to do it by sky diving onto the Space Needle.
If this isn't possible, however, I would like to die in the least painful but most embarassing way. On the toilet in mid turd-push, that kinda thing.
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Austin
08-12-2001, 11:56 PM
Crash a plane and take 300ppl wit me. j.k
But seriously id like to die a painless death.
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girl germs
08-13-2001, 01:02 AM
i don't think about ways of dying, i just hope that when death comes i'll be ready.
i'm not afraid of death (but i am a sissy so i'll probably pee my pants) but i hope i accomplish all the goals i have set for myself before i die, just so i can be satisfied with the life i've lived.
"don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life."
adolescentmasturbator
08-13-2001, 10:34 PM
Fighting for Le Revolution!
I will get a sig pic...eventually
As Pootertoot's final victim.
It will be headline news when
he is nabbed and hundreds of
bodies are discovered, all due
to an ingenious clue left by a
dying gvac.
Steamrolling toward 1,000 posts
erinmoran
08-14-2001, 05:52 AM
I want to die...killing Scott Baio in self defense..like running him over...cutting off his cock...etc *giggle*
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skullcrush
08-14-2001, 12:26 PM
just like scarface.a face full of coke,and a body full of holes.
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Tom Ace
08-14-2001, 01:14 PM
in a temporary lap of judgement like doing 120 on the parkway and sneezing or something cool like that
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Circus Boy
08-14-2001, 08:36 PM
i would like to die like elvis...fat, high, and on the toilet
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This is my temporary sig. pic so i dont get chastised by JJ.
assbite87
08-14-2001, 09:32 PM
I don't like to talk about death, but one way is butt naked in the middle of the street
LittleLizaJane
08-14-2001, 09:44 PM
ummm. death by howard stern,
talked to deat
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