View Full Version : I Hate Central And Mid-Western America
ChickenHawk
07-12-2003, 02:00 PM
I almost put this in the Confessional, but then I realized, I'm not ashamed to admit it. I fuckin' hate the Mid-West. I wouldn't live there if you paid me. It's fucking terrible. And it's filled with out-of-touch people who have shit for brains. Go ahead freaks, STAY IN YOUR SHELTERED FAKE WORLD FOREVER. FUCK YOU MID-WESTERN AMERICA.
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reeshy
07-12-2003, 02:20 PM
Wow Hawk,
It sure sounds like some down-home, corn-pone, cow-poking cowgirl turned you down!!!!
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ChickenHawk
07-12-2003, 02:25 PM
To be honest, this topic actually has NOTHING to do with anything that happened to me personally. I just happened to be watching MTV for the first time since Beavis & Butthead stopped airing, and I realized how pathetic the youth of suburban Middle-America is. It's scary.
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canofsoup15
07-12-2003, 02:50 PM
Let me tell you, it isnt much better in other parts of the country anyway, youth has been going downhill ever since WWII.
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07-12-2003, 02:52 PM
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Wormwood
07-12-2003, 02:58 PM
anything outside of New York is considered a foreign country, travel at your own risk.
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I just happened to be watching MTV for the first time since Beavis & Butthead stopped airing, and I realized how pathetic the youth of suburban Middle-America is. It's scary.
Let me tell you, it isnt much better in other parts of the country anyway, youth has been going downhill ever since WWII
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ChickenHawk
07-12-2003, 04:12 PM
I'm the guy on the left.
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Tall_James
07-12-2003, 04:14 PM
I'm the guy on the left.
If you were the guy on the right I'd have to put you out of your misery.
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Jackie Sloan
07-12-2003, 04:38 PM
anything outside of New York is considered a foreign county, travel at your own risk.
Amen to that, I feel that way every time I leave.
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Death Metal Moe
07-13-2003, 02:40 AM
I was in Wisconsin in a pizza joint. We sit down and Jenn, our bassist, wants a calzone.
They never fucking heard of one! WEAK! So we order a pizza.
We get an oven warmed frozen pizza.
I like that part of the country just fine, but don't ask for anything but Meat and Potatoes I guess.
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Dudeman
07-13-2003, 06:39 AM
i've always disliked anything below the mason-dixon line. (the mid-west would be second on the list.)
ChickenHawk
07-13-2003, 10:20 AM
I like that part of the country just fine
Oh, I got no beef with that PART of the country. I'm sure a lot of it is beautiful. I just don't like the people who inhabit it.
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TheMojoPin
07-14-2003, 10:33 AM
Dude, that's no way to give love to your conservative niggas.
That's like the Kiss Army of the Republicans out there.
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And here's a breakdown by the counties.
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grlNIN
07-14-2003, 10:37 AM
Isn't Ashton Kutcher from Nebraska or somesuch....he's tres dreamy.
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TheMojoPin
07-14-2003, 12:23 PM
I Hate Central America
Yeah, but 1984 Van Halen fucking LOVES it.
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