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dcpete

07-10-2003, 05:47 PM

while this was written as a joke it has alot of truth in it. it was in the onion on january 2001. i know that this is the forum of hate and disagreement but this made me laugh.http://www.theonion.com/onion3701/bush_nightmare.html

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HBox

07-10-2003, 05:54 PM

i know that this is the forum of hate and disagreement but this made me laugh

I disagree with that assessment and I hate you for it.

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dcpete

07-10-2003, 05:57 PM

I disagree with that assessment and I hate you for it.

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your so anti american.....I hate all u and all your commie freinds

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HBox

07-10-2003, 06:03 PM

your so anti american.....I hate all u and all your commie freinds

No, you're anti-american for calling me anti-american, you greedy capitalist swine.

BTW, that article would be funny if it weren't true.

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Snoogans

07-10-2003, 06:10 PM

"You better believe we're going to mix it up with somebody at some point during my administration,

so is don king the new press secratery?

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Recyclerz

07-10-2003, 08:30 PM

Art imitates life imitates art.

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King Solomon, he never lived 'round here.

TooCute

07-10-2003, 08:41 PM

<Homer> It's funny because it's true. </Homer>

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Doomstone

07-10-2003, 09:26 PM

http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=87&Topic=27140

LOL

dcpete

07-10-2003, 10:05 PM

i didn't see that before o yeah and my post got more responses than yours so i win :p

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