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mdr55
07-09-2003, 09:03 PM
Where do you place your boogers when there are no napkins around? (Boogers could be anywhere when you think about it). Just like when people place gum underneath the chairs at the ballparks/stadiums.

grlNIN
07-09-2003, 09:05 PM
wtf is wrong with you?....seriously.

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RocOutWithYACockOUT
07-09-2003, 09:14 PM
I pick them and roll them around in my fingers until I get tired of them. At that point I would fling them across the room I am in.


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Fallon
07-09-2003, 10:00 PM
I go and get a god damn tissue.

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mdr55
07-09-2003, 10:02 PM
How bout if your in a park or something where you don't have access to napkins? or you sneeze and boogers come out. "What DO you Do?

monsterone
07-09-2003, 10:05 PM
wtf is wrong with you?....seriously.


do you have any advice to us cavemen w/o the futuristic wonders of these "napkins" you speak of?

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grlNIN
07-09-2003, 10:07 PM
Yeah, don't pick your fucking nose, blow it.

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mdr55
07-09-2003, 10:08 PM
didn't they do a study of stuff they found on computer equipment in the workplace (mouse,keyboard, etc), and the stuff they find on it. Some people don't even wash there hands when they leave the bathroom or let alone pick their boogers.

McNabbShouldDie
07-09-2003, 10:13 PM
The only time I pick my nose is when I absolutely cant blow something out my nose. And when that happens and i do have to pick my nose, I do it in the bathroom with toilet paper ready.

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SatCam
07-10-2003, 12:59 PM
I pick them and roll them around in my fingers until I get tired of them. At that point I would fling them across the room I am in.

I try that but it always gets stuck on my finger when I try to fling it!!

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07-10-2003, 01:02 PM
With the rest of the nerds.

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Death Metal Moe
07-10-2003, 02:12 PM
Pick and flick.

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canofsoup15
07-10-2003, 02:15 PM
SNOT ROCKETS KICK-ASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

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canofsoup15
07-10-2003, 02:19 PM
Not working, NVM.

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ADF
07-10-2003, 02:38 PM
I put mine on Fez's chicken fingers.

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MASTER WINDU
07-10-2003, 03:18 PM
Roll into ball and flick. I also had a cat that dug ear wax. Vile eh!

ScaryLarry
07-10-2003, 03:41 PM
i stick mine under my desk!

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DJEvelEd
07-10-2003, 03:51 PM
I don't pick my nose, but if I did, I would put them on the mouthpiece of public phones, someone else's silverware, and the straw before I pass the drink to you. I would want EVERYONE to enjoy my hard thick mucous. (that's IF I picked my nose)

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kc7586
07-10-2003, 09:03 PM
into a tissue, and if on the off chance i get snot on my hand or something id try to wipe it on something, but this is seriously disturbing...ewww....

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samnyc
07-10-2003, 09:17 PM
Good idea for a thread. Hope the Department of Health isn't spying on us though.

TooCute
07-10-2003, 09:24 PM
Anyone who says they don't pick their nose is a liar (unless they're Captain Hook or quadrupalegic). And I don't believe anyone who says they get tissues to BLOW the crusty boogers out on a regular basis, either.

Snot on the other hand... snot rockets gross me out. Mostly because whne I try to do them they end up all ove rmy face and not the ground because I suck like that.

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stickyfingers
07-10-2003, 10:29 PM
everyone picks, its natural....i find myself doing it while driving alot (open window and roll untill it Dr0ps)

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Defcon4Dan
07-11-2003, 01:35 AM
I just fling them across the room. Its a bad habit. My dad gets so damn pissed when he finds them on walls. Its pretty sick if you think about it. But at the same time, I dont know when I will break the habit.

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trashy/cheezy30
07-11-2003, 06:09 AM
when i was little i used to stick mine on the back of the couch , my mom would get soooooooooo pissed!


this board is so cool i just went from reading about how dmm thinks the u.n. lied to reading how too cute cant do snot rockets.

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high fly
07-11-2003, 12:00 PM
Years ago I worked at a Ryland Homes open wall plant where they let us do whatever we wanted with graffitti in the bathroom.
So I started "BOOGERS ON PARADE.
What I did was to draw a picture frame on part of the wall to reserve that space for myself. Then each day I would go in there and while taking a Nixon, I'd pick a nice one and wipe it on the wall, and date it.
After a while, there was a nice display of row upon row of boogers.
The place was quite dusty, not just sawdust, but the air also had dust from celotex that we'd cut out of window and doorway openings with a router.
Some of the other guys joined in and after a while, we ran out of space, so I started a whole new "BOOGERS ON PARADE" on another wall.
They closed the plant before that space was filled.
Ahhh, those were the days.

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dingo
07-11-2003, 12:19 PM
i USED TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
I USED TO WORK AT SPORTS AUTHORITY AND IN THE BATH ROOM WHEN I WAS TAKEING A PISS I WOULD FLICK MY BOOGERS AT THE WALL RIGHT INFRONT OF THE URINAL. SOME ONE PUT A SING UP THAT SAID "THERE ARE ENTIRELY(sp) TO MANY BOOGERS ON THE WALL" THE FUNNY THING IS THAT THERE WAS A CLEANING CREW THAT CAME IN AND NEVER CLEANED THEM OFF THIS WENT ON FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS THAT I WORKED THERE

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