QVC

[LordKaT]

I woke up today at about 3 am and I was this girl sellin something really.. dumb

Now, she was introduced as "a new member of the QVC family", and the item she had to sell? A reverse hand pump, yeah, a bike pump that has an extra hole in one end and the pumping mechanism turned upside down, and she had to sel this as an airtight sealer device for... and this is the kicker... $120! (on EZPay at least)

Does QVC only hire masochists or what?

--LordKaT

Good. You've succeeded in establishing contact with one of this planet's life forms, and it looks like you'll get to examine it up close and personal. The giant root-looking thing is giving you a guided tour of it's digestive system. What you experience next is too horrible to describe. Let's just say that you die as a result. You are dead. Trust me. It may please you to know that, during the night, you didn't digest well. For awhile, gastric distress made it extremely unpopular with the other root monsters.

[F Wad]

I woke up today at about 3 am and I was this girl sellin something really.. dumb

this makes no sense at all. were you the one selling this?

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[LordKaT]

ugh.. I ment "and I was watching this girl"

--LordKaT

Good. You've succeeded in establishing contact with one of this planet's life forms, and it looks like you'll get to examine it up close and personal. The giant root-looking thing is giving you a guided tour of it's digestive system. What you experience next is too horrible to describe. Let's just say that you die as a result. You are dead. Trust me. It may please you to know that, during the night, you didn't digest well. For awhile, gastric distress made it extremely unpopular with the other root monsters.

[girl germs]

i thought this thread was gonna be about gvac. i bet he thought so too. i bet he was a bit disappointed.

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[skullcrush]

gvac works for qvc?hay vac if you do work there,they got this cool hand pump i got my eye on.can you give me a hint when its gunna come on tv?

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[sunndoggy8]

I thought it was about gvac too! Poor gvac. WE ALL LOVE YOU GVAC!

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[Gvac]

You guys are the best! I love you all, too! At first I had no clue what the hell you were all talking about, and then it finally sunk into my somewhat dulled brain (Mmmm, Molson Export). The names do look alike at a quick glance, and now that you mention it, I am disappointed it's not about me!

Man, if I did work for QVC, I'd never come home with any money. I'd be handing my paycheck over for useless electronic gadgets and the like. I'm a sucker for that kind of crap.








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[girl germs]

this has quickly turned into a gvac appreciation post.

gvac, next to the hordeking, you're probably the sanest person on this board.

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[LordKaT]

Comming from a bunch of insane crackhoes, that isnt much of a compliment ;)

--LordKaT

Good. You've succeeded in establishing contact with one of this planet's life forms, and it looks like you'll get to examine it up close and personal. The giant root-looking thing is giving you a guided tour of it's digestive system. What you experience next is too horrible to describe. Let's just say that you die as a result. You are dead. Trust me. It may please you to know that, during the night, you didn't digest well. For awhile, gastric distress made it extremely unpopular with the other root monsters.

[Gvac]

girl germs,

That was sweet and I thank you very much. However, if you think I'm one of the sanest members of this board, the rest of you must be really bonkers.

Cool.








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