I wish my hotdog looked like an octopus

[PanterA]

What the fuck are people thinking???

Octodog (http://www.octodog.net/index.htm)

I would honestly puke if I saw this on my plate!

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[monsterone]

how much crack do you have to smoke to come up with this? and please sign me up; i only wish i could go to work that high.

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[mdr55]

If it was $5, I would get one.

[Death Metal Moe]

I wasn't bored with plain hot dogs yet. I don't need to get them more exciting.


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[monsterone]

...and why is there a need to make lips and ass more marketable. a hotdog is swept off the factory floor and .005 cents to produce.

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[SuperClerk]

Wasn't the corndog enough?

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[FUNKMAN]

this looks more like an OCTOTURD...

http://www.octodog.net/images/nav/so_whats_an_octodog_on.gif

[kc7586]

why does that dick have eyes, its scarey.

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[Fallon]

How the fuck am I gonna fit in in my bun now?!

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[kc7586]

How the fuck am I gonna fit in in my bun now?!
but i thought you were used to having bigger things than that in your buns




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[Snoogans]

i cant wait till everyone who buys this pays 19.99 for the next thing that cuts the bun to fit the hot dog. i stopped buyin this shit after that bullshit hair crinkler thing wouldnt reseal my cheetos bag

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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[A.J.]

Don't give one of these to Lorena Bobbitt.

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[ADF]

I like step 3.

Gently slide the holder into the frankfurter converter base firmly until it stops.

That's sexy talk.

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[JimboSHU]

the world has definitely gone mad.

[PanterA]

http://www.octodog.net/images/how_it_works_images/swao_page2_v2.gif

This makes me never want a hotdog again!

They also advertise that this product will make cooking hotdogs exciting.....

If you're excited to cook a hotdog, shove your head in the stove.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 7-9-03 @ 2:25 PM

[ToddEVF]

wow, something that really desurbs me thats food based. oy vey

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[Aggie]

Mom: "Eat your hot dog Jane, isn't it fun??"

Jane: "But I don't wanna, I'm scared to. Is it going to move and get bigger like Uncle Joe's hot dog does??"

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It's looks like something strange and disturbed I saw on Consumption Junction once.

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[SatCam]

Finally! A cross between a weiner and a pussy!

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[SatCam]

It looks like the octopus is getting fucked by the humungous dick.

"Wanna see Octopus get fucked by 6 inch hot dog?" Great porn email!!

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[nickeye]

why does that dick have eyes, its scarey

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[Def Dave in SC]

I wonder how long it is before someone files suit with an octo dick.

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[sr71blackbird]

I was never a big fan of tubular meat products anyway.

Notice how they try and make it sound like they are concerned with childrens safety as if an unlinear sliced hot dog wont choke a child. What about the head of the octodog? Let alone all that other shit on the plate with it.

The idea of putting a hot pink cylinder of salty pig flesh in my mouth does no appeal to me, no matter how its sliced.

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[SatCam]

Now, giving a weiner head will take on a whole new meaning!

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[ScaryLarry]

That my freinds, is some of the funniest food i have ever seen. Just the fact that someone has time to make an OCTADOG is pathetic enough, but to market a product to make it for you? What the fuck were they thinking. Sneaky bastards!

Would you like a bran muffin?

[trashy/cheezy30]

how bout the fact that someone took the time to think that up? isn;t that more scary?


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