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Arienette
07-07-2003, 04:44 PM
it's true. i don't know why, i'm really not a big fan of the porn. but, for some reason, the past few days i've been like a porn maniac. well, not really. i'm the closest thing you can be to a porn maniac when you don't own any porn and have dial-up. my boyfriend has a cable modem, so that helps a little...

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carguy
07-07-2003, 04:55 PM
All I've done since I broke my leg is watch porn. The same two shitty videos for the last three weeks. I never thought I could get tired of it, but I did. It's gotten to the point where I actually care about the story.

Tall_James
07-07-2003, 05:00 PM
It's gotten to the point where I actually care about the story.


Boy meets girl.
Boy loses girl.
Boy splashes girl with his DNA.

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McNabbShouldDie
07-07-2003, 05:03 PM
i've been watching a lot of porn

Welcome to the club!

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Johnny Fontane
07-07-2003, 05:05 PM
Arienette, I wrote a song for you. It goes something like this:

I like porno

Cause porno can make you mine

I like porno

Close my eyes and feelin' fine

When the lights go down

I'm holding you so tight

Gotcha in my arms

And it's paradise

Till the morning light

I see us on the shore beneath the bright sunshine

We've walked along St.Thomas Beach a million times

Hand in hand

Two lovers kissin' in the sand

Side by side

The tide rolls in

I'm touching you, you touching me

If only it could be

Through each dream how our love has grown

I see us with our children and our happy home

Little smile

So warm and terder lookin' up at us

Bless by love

The world we share until I wake

I reach for you

And you're just not there

I like porno

Cause porno can make you mine

I like holdin' you close

Touchin' your skin

Even if it's in my mind

Can ya dig it? I knew that'cha could!

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mikeyboy
07-07-2003, 05:23 PM
Johnny, your post is making me a little uncomfortable.

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Johnny Fontane
07-07-2003, 05:44 PM
Johnny, your post is making me a little uncomfortable.



Mission accomplished.



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angrymissy
07-07-2003, 06:02 PM
i'm the closest thing you can be to a porn maniac when you don't own any porn and have dial-up

I remember back in the day when all I had was a 2400bps modem and a BBS and you'd wait like 30 minutes for 1 picture to download

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Heavy
07-07-2003, 06:05 PM
I recomend "Eruption"

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Johnny Fontane
07-07-2003, 06:58 PM
So warm and terder lookin' up at us


Terder? Christ, do I have to start proofreading stuff that I copy?

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JustJon
07-07-2003, 07:03 PM
Boy meets girl.
Boy loses girl.
Boy splashes girl with his DNA.
How does he splash her after losing her? And where does the plot pivotal lesbian scene come into this?

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Contra
07-07-2003, 07:10 PM
past few days i've been like a porn maniac.


Well Ari I'm actually surprised it took you this long...

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carguy
07-07-2003, 07:10 PM
How does he splash her after losing her?


In his dream of course. You can tell it's a dream by the blurry shit around the edges of the screen.

jamesdiggy
07-07-2003, 07:21 PM
I believe you're confessing to the converted.

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Fallon
07-07-2003, 07:58 PM
Me likes the porn too. Just get my stuff online now that the cable blocked the hot network! BASTARDS!!! PM me if you need a couple links.

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TheGameHHH
07-07-2003, 09:47 PM
fuckin perverts

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Aggie
07-08-2003, 06:20 AM
it's not even worth watching unless there's midgets involved.

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hyperspace
07-08-2003, 08:52 AM
two words LESBIAN BONDAGE!!!!

RF Godfather
07-08-2003, 10:39 AM
Best porn: guys getting kicked in the nuts!

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East Side Dave
07-08-2003, 11:35 AM
May I suggest Black and White Cum Suckers volume 14? It's a wonderful porn about people of different races getting along, existing in harmony, and sucking cum.




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Tenbatsuzen
07-08-2003, 11:54 AM
Ari:

I'd recommend the following...

"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".



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JustJon
07-08-2003, 02:56 PM
Ari:

I'd recommend the following...

"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".
And what was that video you wanted?

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mikeyboy
07-08-2003, 03:04 PM
And what was that video you wanted?


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shamus mcfitzy
07-08-2003, 03:08 PM
Just get my stuff online now that the cable blocked the hot network!


i fucking hate cablevision. Had my regualr ppv taken away too because they switched the channel that it's on so that i can't get it anymore. BooHoo I'm "stealing". Fuck them and their "10 Commandments".

Death Metal Moe
07-08-2003, 05:03 PM
So Arienette, you never really told us anymore.

Did you start watching it to get off? Were you just curious? Are you doing research for technique? Areyou trying to break into porn?

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mikeyboy
07-08-2003, 05:06 PM
Did you start watching it to get off? Were you just curious? Are you doing research for technique? Areyou trying to break into porn?


Okay, buddy. Before anyone's answering any questions, get your hands where I can see 'em.

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Johnny Fontane
07-09-2003, 04:33 PM
Arienette, in all seriousness, I hope you're not getting into porn to distract you from any anxiety that you may be feeling. I once read that there is a correlation.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again."


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Doogie
07-09-2003, 04:40 PM
I have to ask what is the genre of porn that you are looking at? Anything with those whacky Germans in it involving fists??

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Tall_James
07-09-2003, 04:44 PM
Ari...rent "Edward Penishands". Funny funny stuff.

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MASTER WINDU
07-09-2003, 05:22 PM
Move along , no problem here.

DJEvelEd
07-09-2003, 05:49 PM
Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".


And dont forget these two classy classics:
"Cunt Covered with Cum with a Side of Cock"
"Shit Schmeared Schlong Sucked by Sluts Spouting Semen"


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shellcreatives
07-09-2003, 07:16 PM
I like those wacky Germans... They make a brand of porn not seen anywear else...

I have to ask what is the genre of porn that you are looking at? Anything with those whacky Germans in it involving fists??

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HordeKing1
07-09-2003, 09:56 PM
Nothing wrong with watching porn.

If you have a decent modem, subscribe to newsgroups and look for multimedia forums and subscribe to the ones with the word erotica or oral or whatever floats your little man in the boat.

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Melrapuo
07-09-2003, 10:05 PM
i dont watch porn too much (not that i dont like it. its weird, but some of the plots for their films are actually interesting. good stuff...good stuff.)

My friend Corey used to watch shitloads of it cuz he had his cable changed and they forgot to block him from the pay-per-view and spice channels and he's had free movies and porn ever since. He used to watch it every night and tell us about the porn every day in school, simply cuz he was fascinated. We didn't care, but whatever. Anyway, he used to say where this one guy looked like HHH. i think his name was evan stone or something.

So...yea. that's my contribution to the porn discussion.

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Arienette
07-10-2003, 07:19 PM
So Arienette, you never really told us anymore.

Did you start watching it to get off? Were you just curious? Are you doing research for technique? Areyou trying to break into porn?let's see here... when i started watching it, it was sort of an accident. i was looking for a picture of a blow job to post on a blog. once i started looking though, i found it to be kinda hot, so i kept looking.

i wouldn't call it research, as i haven't really picked anything up from it. nor am i trying to break into porn. that would be strictly against the rules.

Arienette, in all seriousness, I hope you're not getting into porn to distract you from any anxiety that you may be feeling. I once read that there is a correlation. nope, can't say that it is. i'm actually doing ok, anxiety-wise. i just likes me some porn. no harm.

I have to ask what is the genre of porn that you are looking at? Anything with those whacky Germans in it involving fists??

i'm pretty much only interested in one thing - straight orgies with more than one guy on a chick. that's it. a threesome is good, a gang bang is better. i'm becoming somewhat desensitized to the dp, which really, really disturbed me at first. now i just find it mildly upsetting. for me, though, the coveted thing is a chick getting banged by one guy while giving another guy oral. if other guys get in there, too, all the better.

to be honest, watching the actual acts being performed is not what i find hot. it's the idea that these porn chicks are such dirty sluts sometimes. maybe there's something wrong with me, but i love that about it.

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Death Metal Moe
07-10-2003, 07:33 PM
This answers many questions we had Arienette. Thank you.

..........can you keep talking for a few more minutes...........

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grlNIN
07-10-2003, 07:54 PM
I feel perturbed in a way....


















What the FUCK have i been missing out on in 18 years!?!

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angrymissy
07-10-2003, 08:04 PM
What the FUCK have i been missing out on in 18 years!?!


at least you finally discovered vibrators

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grlNIN
07-10-2003, 08:16 PM
at least you finally discovered vibrators




Yes, well let's not even pretend what might have happened if i didn't.

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Fallon
07-10-2003, 08:22 PM
Hottest thread ever.

Continue ladies...

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Death Metal Moe
07-10-2003, 08:27 PM
Yes, well let's not even pretend what might have happened if i didn't.


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RocOutWithYACockOUT
07-10-2003, 09:18 PM
i wouldn't call it research...



what a surprise , me neither!



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spoon
07-10-2003, 11:38 PM
What's this porn you speak of?

:eg: :mad: :eg: :mad: :eg:

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spoon
07-10-2003, 11:42 PM
And fill us in (pun intended) on your recent discovery there Niny. Is it true you're having an affair with the likes of Michael J. Fox?


:gasp: :confuse: :quest: :confuse: :gasp:

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spoon
07-10-2003, 11:43 PM
Ari

Try the "Wicked Sex Party" series!



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grlNIN
07-11-2003, 12:00 AM
And fill us in (pun intended) on your recent discovery there Niny. Is it true you're having an affair with the likes of Michael J. Fox?
:gasp: :confuse: :quest: :confuse: :gasp:



Tis true indeed my friend, now if you would excuse me, i have a date.

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spoon
07-11-2003, 12:08 AM
What's wrong here? It's not coming over on the "grlNIN streaming video". It isn't that exciting indeed!

Is your date 01-17-85?

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Dave Faz
07-11-2003, 02:18 PM
If you ever get caught masturbating do what Dave Atell says to do:

1. Act surprised, and trust me you will be (bad locksmith)

2. Say this--"Quick, get some help! My hand and pee-pee are fighting! Get some help, a burrito and a hot towel. It's goin' to be a battle-royal"

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sr71blackbird
06-11-2005, 06:33 AM
Sorry for the bump, but I have been watching this one from Jules Jordan called Assworship (maybe the first one?) like a zillion times now and it still keeps doing it for one, especially this one scene. Does anyone have a tolerance for viewing a porn?&nbsp; What I mean is, can you only watch it a few times before you need something else?

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