Who wins in a fight - Wolverine or my Hero Fez

[Captain Rooster]

One has admantium claws and beserker rage, the other has a significant other in Canada and the best radio show in the world.

Ding Ding!!
who will win Fez or Wolverine

SSSEEEYAAA!!
LT Rooster

[Charlie The Drops Kid]

Bon Jovi.

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[Evil Al Dukes]

The Answer: Magnus

First Magnus would rip the adamantium skeleton of wolvering out of his body. (again) and then he would turn to fez, and rip some long strange vibrating metal object out of Fez's ass which would cause both of them to bleed to death, end of story, then I the Evil Al Dukes will seek and destroy Al Dukes.

Getadelt wird wer Schmerzen kennt
vom Feuer das die Haut verbrennt Ich werf ein Licht
in mein Gesicht Ein heisser Schrei Feuer frei!
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[LordKaT]

Ozzy comes in and bites everyones heads off.

--LordKaT

Good. You've succeeded in establishing contact with one of this planet's life forms, and it looks like you'll get to examine it up close and personal. The giant root-looking thing is giving you a guided tour of it's digestive system. What you experience next is too horrible to describe. Let's just say that you die as a result. You are dead. Trust me. It may please you to know that, during the night, you didn't digest well. For awhile, gastric distress made it extremely unpopular with the other root monsters.

[babychanel]

bonjovi?

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/babychan

[Gvac]

There are only 2 creatures on the face of the earth capable of besting the Mighty Fez in combat:

1) The bad-ass Ron Bennington
2) A bear









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[CYYYFYYY]

I go with Wolverine!!!!!!!!


David the Franchize
Let them eat Cake!

[Pootertoot]

Does Fez have a jetpack?

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[Captain Rooster]

Fez - does not have a Jet Pack, BUT a massive case of gas and a pet monkey given to him by Dieter from Sprockets on SNL.
Wolverine - has taken three Zoloft

SSSEEEYAAA!!
LT Rooster

This message was edited by LTRooster on 8-13-01 @ 11:20 AM

[sunndoggy8]

Pet monkey? Now you're talking crazy.

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[hndsmepete]

I'll say Wolverine, but its very close. Fez knows all wrestling holds, so utilizing that skill wouldn't be hard, but with Wolverine's healing factor the Zoloft would sweat out in like 3 seconds. It's almost as hard as deciding who'll win out of Mini-Ditka & The NY Giants.

"I'm Young, I'm Hung, & I'm Skilled With My Tongue!" - Joel Gertner (ECW)