alright.....i know someone must be responsible

[Deathstroke]

on my way home from work ..many times...i see ...not one...not 2 not 3...but many water bottles filled with pee tossed on the side of the road....on the parkway.....i know it was you...you gotta do...what you gotta do..right???

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[Death Metal Moe]

If you like that, you'll LOVE a construction site. Most times you're so far from the porto-johns you just piss in a bottle. Actually, a bottle is a step above the fucking walls and any other little secluded area. Guys are pigs. I HATED finding piss. More than a few times I've had to work right in someone's piss. They piss right on the ground, wall or on an I beam.

I've recounted on more than one occasion finding one of those 5 gallon water containers filled with piss. It was baking for days in the hot summer sun, and I was responsible for poking it to empty it and move it. NEVER have I smelled such a thing, and I hope to never smell it again.

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[Reephdweller]

I was responsible for poking it


FAG!

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[DJEvelEd]

I used to work construction too and you're right about guys being nasty. For fun they would piss out 3 story windows. But the REAL pisser was when they would take 3 story bucket shits. It was always funny watching my foreman aiming his asshole at that bucket. One time my coworker had diarrea and splattered the whole side of the building. It was like fukin Picasso man!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Wow. The animals I worked with weren't that filthy!

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[carguy]

I used to work on bridges. When we were doing the Manhattan Bridge a few guys would kill time by shitting off the side of the bridge on to the traffic on the FDR Drive. Sometimes the wind would catch it right and the shit would land about half a mile away. Pretty gross.

[Death Metal Moe]

I used to work on bridges. When we were doing the Manhattan Bridge a few guys would kill time by shitting off the side of the bridge on to the traffic on the FDR Drive. Sometimes the wind would catch it right and the shit would land about half a mile away. Pretty gross.


This is the best post I've read all year.

Kudos to you sir. How far did your shit fly?

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[carguy]

This is the best post I've read all year.

Kudos to you sir. How far did your shit fly?




I never had the balls to shit off the bridge, but one time I spit on the little peir under the Brooklyn Bridge from the Manhattan Bridge. And once I pissed across the east river when I was on the Williamsburg Bridge.

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this thread is incredably disturbing ::rocks back and forth"must find safe place, must find safe place"::

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[DJEvelEd]

I used to work on bridges. When we were doing the Manhattan Bridge a few guys would kill time by shitting off the side of the bridge on to the traffic on the FDR Drive. Sometimes the wind would catch it right and the shit would land about half a mile away. Pretty gross


This is piss,,,uh shit funny. That must be some kind of record. It's always fun watching feces fall a great distance. What did they use to wipe with? With us it was either newspaper or nothing. One time I did the styrofoam scoop though.




shit fly


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[carguy]

Did I do something to fuck up this thread?

Anyway, I don't know what they wiped with. Probably rags or newspaper. I never bothered to ask.

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Did I do something to fuck up this thread?


It sure looks that way.

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[kc7586]

carguy go back and edit ur post to fix the quote make sure it follows the [ quote ][ /quote ]format, only without the spaces

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

bottles of pee on the side of Parkway
O.K. You are driving way to slow if you notice that.<P>

Piss in a 5 gallon bucket
Moe, I was a tile & marble guy for 12 years and I too was so privilaged to find the same when I searched the job site for buckets to mix grout in. You must have come accross the occasional fermenting POOP! I think I saw one to many and changes Jobs.
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[Death Metal Moe]

Moe, I was a tile & marble guy for 12 years and I too was so privilaged to find the same when I searched the job site for buckets to mix grout in. You must have come accross the occasional fermenting POOP!


Actually Brian, the guy who trained me was nice enough to tell me my 1st day on a Union job NEVER TO OPEN SPAKLE BUCKETS, EVER!!!!

Words to live by! Never go near bottles or ANYTHING! And never share needles.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

NEVER TO OPEN SPAKLE BUCKETS, EVER!!!!
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Funny you should say that... Bringing back memories. We used to tell the new guys to get us one with a lid on it and open it. ( Poor unsuspecting Newbie).


You have a heart of goldmy friend. Heart of gold.

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[Johnathan H Christ]

i had a friend in highschool who was into using shit for self amusment. he broke into the house of a girl he hated and shit in her bathtub. he shit on the hood of a car in the parking lot, he shit on a paper towell in the bathroom, then brought it out and rolled it into the water fountain in the cafeteria. hehe...good times.

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[high fly]

I once worked on a house where one of the plumbers had pissed in a cup or something and then tossed the piss into a corner. Apparently he thought it would eventually dry and the smell would go away and no one would know the difference.
I came down the stairs to the basement with one of my laborers just after it happened. I had to look at the framing right by where it was.
["Sniff sniff"] "Do you smell something?" I said.
Looking at the plumbers: "Do you guys smell something? Smells like piss!"
All I got back were blank, guilty stares.
"Damn, it smells like piss down here. Is that what it is?"
Nothing.
"How hard is it to take that cup over there and piss in it and take it outside!"
"Oh look at this shit, all over the wall here, and what with me about to bring the owner down here to show him what I'm gonna do; hell, he's gonna be here in 10 or 15 minutes!"
My helper was cracking up and I think I gave them some more shit, it's hard to remember, it was 7 or 8 years ago...

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[blakjeezis]

I was a painter for three years. When your working on the outside of someone's house, especially rich, snobby, Smoke Rise type people, they don't always want 'the help' in their house, so you have to improvise. We bought a toilet seat, and affixed it to the top of a 5 gal. spackle bucket so as to at least have some of the creature comforts of home. Ordinarily after riding the plastic pony we would put the shit in an empty can and mark it with an "S" on top. From then on it would be referred to as Sierra Paint. Every once in a while someone would forget, and I assure you there is nothing worse than finding a bag of shit sealed inside a metal paint can and left to BAKE for few mid - August days in the back of the van. That is, of course, as long as your not playing "Hide the Dookie" that week, and you realize (realise? realize? realise? realize?) the smell in your car is coming from the bag of shit someone hid under your passenger seat a week ago.

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[Melrapuo]

on my way home from work ..many times...i see ...not one...not 2 not 3...but many water bottles filled with pee tossed on the side of the road....on the parkway.....i know it was you...you gotta do...what you gotta do..right???

what happened to the days of simply counting bottles of beer on the wall during the ride home?



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