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FUNKMAN
07-01-2003, 07:15 PM
Last week i was in the Sam's parking lot putting my flatbed cart away as this Lady was passing with her "overloaded, mis-stacked" flatbed... As she was pulling it towards her car, and before i could offer to give her a hand(shit didn't look too stable), what do you think drops on the pavement, a big round birthday Cake, which looked like it would serve 20 people.
It was inside a plastic container and the plastic now looked like the windshield in Easy Money...
She picked up her cake and i helped pull her cart as she held her stuff for the next 50ft or so to her car...
My Uncle Tony one time dropped a big sheet cake down his basement stairs, it WAS for his son's Graduation party...
I myself one time was carrying an aluminum tray, with the aluminum cover, full of sausage and peppers to a friends condo and i was holding it with one hand. i had a bag full of rolls in the other.
somehow i started to lose my grip on the tray and it flipped over and landed on the pavement upside down. the cover came partly off and about a 1/4 of the sausage and peppers escaped onto the pavement. I managed to get the rest back in the tray without it touching the pavement(i think?) and brought it upstairs. from my friends balcony you could look down and see the bright green and red peppers laying in the middle of the parking lot.
I didn't tell anyone what happened cause i didn't want them to spaz out and not want to eat it. everyone had some and really enjoyed it.
so have you ever had any "major" spills?
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angrymissy
07-01-2003, 07:23 PM
Somebody left a cake out in the rain, OH NO!
I was gonna eat that cake, but now it's all wet and I don't think I want any!
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This message was edited by angrymissy on 7-1-03 @ 11:24 PM
One time I was talking to my gal on the phone while simultaneously carrying a hot plate of red beans and rice. Here's an old sigpic of mine to demonstrate the process...
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A week later, I would still find the occasional red bean in the carpet.
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FUNKMAN
07-01-2003, 07:51 PM
i love beans, hey hey hey
i love beans every day
beans are an excellent source of protein
i love beans
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-02-2003, 10:10 AM
A week later, I would still find the occasional red bean in the carpet.
Years ago, mybest friend and I tried to make hummus from scratch. We overloaded the food processor and BLAMMO! Chick peas everywhere! She was finding chickpeas all over the place for weeks afterwards.
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Zoefus
07-02-2003, 12:18 PM
Made lasagna this past Xmas in my new home. Not used to the oven, I pulled the rack (of the oven) to check on it and it slid out and onto the floor. Good thing is was covered, but there was sauce all over the place, floor, walls, ceiling, ceiling fan, etc. Thank god for dogs, she helped clean up.
The Chairman
07-03-2003, 02:03 PM
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Jennitalia
07-03-2003, 02:10 PM
i spilled what was left of my pudding shots all over home plate at the softball game while i was going over to serve those in need of a shot
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Katylina
07-03-2003, 02:30 PM
Hey- you dropped something.
(Anthony, I couldn't resist).
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This message was edited by Katylina on 7-3-03 @ 6:33 PM
Hey- you dropped something.
That game never gets old. Its even funnier doing "Hey you dropped something" drive-bys
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This message was edited by ag1247 on 7-3-03 @ 6:53 PM
Death Metal Moe
07-03-2003, 03:14 PM
More text messaging please!
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FUNKMAN
07-03-2003, 04:20 PM
i spilled what was left of my pudding shots all over home plate at the softball game while i was going over to serve those in need of a shot
that was funny.... i think you were right in from of Billy and people started giving him some lighthearted grief like he tripped you or knocked them over on you...
:)
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FUNKMAN
07-03-2003, 04:32 PM
this is the song that never ends
it just goes on and on my friend
some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
it is the song that never ends...
"BRAK!!!!"
it just goes on and on my friends
"BRAK!!!!!!"
what?
"SHUT UP"
guess it just ended....
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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 7-3-03 @ 8:34 PM
Zipgun
07-04-2003, 09:29 AM
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This message was edited by skidmark on 7-4-03 @ 1:36 PM
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