If You Could Be An Animal, What Would You Be?

[EffMeBoobs]

I would definately be a
leopard or tiger. I think their
coat is so sexy. I love the
way they prowl before an
attack, sorta like how I
approach my prey. ;)

If I were to choose a cutesy
animal, I would say a
chocolate lab. They're so
adorable and they do
nothing all day long but
swim, eat, chew, lick their
privates, sleep and fart.
What more could you ask
for?

What about the rest of you?


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[Pootertoot]

I would be a penguin named Luther. I'd be the coolest of all the animals, and if any one fucked with me, I'd rip their jugular out with my penguin powers.

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[Gwen]

Lou- dont forget that luther is the jesus christ of penguins.

I'd be a lil kitty like in this video that lou sent me and all day long id say "meow meow" and people would say "oh she's so cute and feed me lotsa kitty treats (c:

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[EffMeBoobs]

Penguins pellets are a
delicasy in Guam....My
Guamie lover made a dish
once. It was yummy.

Gwen you'd make a cute lil
kitty...puuuuurrrrr. :)


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[Pootertoot]

What do you call people from Guam? The Guamish? Guambats? Guammi Bears?

If I were a penguin, and Gwen was a kitty, and Ms. Boobs was a tigress, Gwen and I could ride on her back, and we'd run through the streets of New York City, and people would go: "The Kitties and Tigers and Penguins have united! Run for the hills!" and they would and we'd have the city to ourselves and I could have sex with a fire hydrant.

Okay, yes, this was just an excuse to make Gwen and Ms. Boobs watch me have sex with a fire hydrant.

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[EffMeBoobs]

I call him my Guammie
Bear...afterall, I know some
of us have a sick love for
bears around here.

A fire hydrant making sweet
love to Pooptie is like
making love to all the
doggies out in the world.
For at least one doggie or
another has blessed that
fire hydrant, knowing it
would enter Poot's sacred
hole. Every doggie wants a
part of themselves to run
rampid through Pooptie's
sacred intestine.


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[Rodcheese Dangerscrotum]

I'd be an eskimo. So I could ravage men and woman's silky flesh with my razor sharp teeth. I would also love being an eskimo because I could soar through the air, over mountains, and power plants and I would pick up trash cans and smash people with them. And no one could get me because I am an eskimo miles up in the sky. I'd also like being an eskimo because I would love to vomit food into my childrens mouths.

Help me I'm dying,
RodCheese

[EffMeBoobs]

Well I knew Eskimos
RESEMBLED animals but I
didn't know for certain that
they were indeed animals.
Interesting Mr.
RodScrotumCheese in
Danger.


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[babychanel]

Pussycat:
Beautiful,Independent,Cuddly, Confident,Smart,Loveable, Playful,Sneaky,Daring,Finicky,
Rewarding,Lazy,Energenic,
Sleeps all day, Up all night,
Keen sense of hearing and sight,Mates whenever they dam well feel LIKE IT!! ;)


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[The mighty Thor]

I think I'd be a horse, since
I'm already hung like one:).
Seriously, I would like to be
a Tiger just like EMB, so we
could snuggle up together and
lay around all day. I'd make
you purrrrr EMB;)





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[HordeKing1]

Is there ANY animal more adorable than a puppy?

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[Pootertoot]

HK, The baby wombat:

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That's also Al Dukes naked.

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[The Blowhard]

I would be a Panda named "Sum Dum Fuk".

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[erinmoran]

Id be a monkey cause i like bananas and im horny as hell!

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[Gvac]

I would definitely be a cold
weather beast; either a Polar
bear or an arctic wolf. Maybe
even a Killer Whale; I think
it's adorable the way they
beach themselves on an ice
floe to drag off a baby seal.









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[EffMeBoobs]

Ok Mighty Thor let me get
this straight, you have a
donkey cock that's hung like
a horse and you have tiger
instincts. Lions, tigers and
bears!! Oh Thoooor!!!!
Oh and Heckler killed your
pussy too. ;)

Pooptie, that wombat is the
ugliest, most vile thing...but
it's getting cuter each time I
look at it. :)

HK, I definately agree with
you, puppies are the BEST!




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This message was edited by EffMeBoobs on 8-10-01 @ 6:44 PM

[HordeKing1]

EFFMEBOOBS - I always knew you were a woman of refinement and taste.

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[Charlie The Drops Kid]

A Jackass.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Don't call HK a jackass, you maggot! :)

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[girl germs]

i would be a rabbit and i would let my owners put stuff on my head, like this:
<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/rabbit.jpg" alt="i am a rabbit. put stuff on my head. just don't eat me! that's all i ask of you!">

and then i'd be all up in your face. sniffing you and checking if you have any cocaine, like this:
<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/rabbit2.jpg" alt="i love crack">
(because we all know that rabbits love crack cocaine)

p.s. whoever actually puts stuff on their rabbit's head should be shot because that is just pure cruelty!




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This message was edited by girl germs on 8-13-01 @ 7:29 AM

[skullcrush]

i would be a leprechaun.but not the cute one from lucky charms.the one from cats eye.or orco from he-man.

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[TomPoo]

I would be a Bassat hound... fat and lazy, what a great way to go through life.

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[sunndoggy8]

Girl Germs, speaking of rabbits, I once had this pet rabbit named Thumper. I was lying on my bed one day on the phone, and my friend Brooke came in and took the rabbit out of it's cage, and let it run around on my bed. I wasn't paying attention, but the next thing I knew, there were poot pellets all over the place! Damn that rabbit.

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[girl germs]

sunny, what happened to your rabbit? did it die? did you give it away?

i can also see myself being a bassett hound. next to beagles, bassett hounds are the best.

my friend has a bassett hound and i like to play with its ears.



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