Fallon
06-26-2003, 09:19 PM
by Derek Burgan Pro Wrestling Torch (http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/publish/article_4316.shtml)
We got Stephanie over acting and reacting and making me queasy,
Time to hit the Burganomics and make this shit slinging look easy
Stephanie McMahon Helmsley, the billionaire princess
Can't you turn down the shrieking to give my ears a rest?
I remember back when you compared 9/11 to the trial on your Dad
You had tears in your eyes and you acted real sad
But Dr. Zahorian ain't no Bid Laden. Ain't that a switch
So shut your pie-hole you surgically enhanced bitch
You've been kidnapped by the Undertaker and engaged to Test
No one wanted to see it, but you didn't give it a rest
Good girl, bad girl, it's all the same when you're acting is as flat as a scanner
You got more personalities than Dr. Bruce Banner
And like the Hulk you are large and in charge.
Don't get pregnant Steph, or cuz you'll get larger and spotty
And all the peeps will ask, how did you get dusty rhodes body?
Steph a one-wrestler woman? Dog, you gotta be jokin'
Always see her backstage whorin' and flirtin'
You don't need Issac Yankem to tell you one thing is certain
Many wrestlers have lost their teeth from lapping her low ridin' meat curtains
And there's no doubt where's she hiding when Steph's on the prowl
Just follow the slimy ho tracks. P.S. Don't forget to bring your towel.
They say that talk is cheap, but so are you
Could I be world champion if I f---ed you too?
So now head up the writing team, and keep lowering those ratings
You can blame them on the war, the economy and "Trading Spaces"
It's all a bunch of shit, but you already knew that
It must be common sense to a glorified ring rat
To top it off you became Smackdown GM and got man made breasts
You teeth are the whitest I've seen, but they didn't come from Crest
Hunter got his spot by taking you over bent
What in God's name are you doing putting yourself in the main event!
Have to be in the spotlight, can't leave Gowan alone
I love when you cackle and it short circuts the microphone.
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"Man I will rip through you real quick, like Larry Bird when he ripped the Knicks! I represent a real city in Boston, I got class. You can have New York rookie, you fit right in with the trash!" <b>-John Cena</b>
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We got Stephanie over acting and reacting and making me queasy,
Time to hit the Burganomics and make this shit slinging look easy
Stephanie McMahon Helmsley, the billionaire princess
Can't you turn down the shrieking to give my ears a rest?
I remember back when you compared 9/11 to the trial on your Dad
You had tears in your eyes and you acted real sad
But Dr. Zahorian ain't no Bid Laden. Ain't that a switch
So shut your pie-hole you surgically enhanced bitch
You've been kidnapped by the Undertaker and engaged to Test
No one wanted to see it, but you didn't give it a rest
Good girl, bad girl, it's all the same when you're acting is as flat as a scanner
You got more personalities than Dr. Bruce Banner
And like the Hulk you are large and in charge.
Don't get pregnant Steph, or cuz you'll get larger and spotty
And all the peeps will ask, how did you get dusty rhodes body?
Steph a one-wrestler woman? Dog, you gotta be jokin'
Always see her backstage whorin' and flirtin'
You don't need Issac Yankem to tell you one thing is certain
Many wrestlers have lost their teeth from lapping her low ridin' meat curtains
And there's no doubt where's she hiding when Steph's on the prowl
Just follow the slimy ho tracks. P.S. Don't forget to bring your towel.
They say that talk is cheap, but so are you
Could I be world champion if I f---ed you too?
So now head up the writing team, and keep lowering those ratings
You can blame them on the war, the economy and "Trading Spaces"
It's all a bunch of shit, but you already knew that
It must be common sense to a glorified ring rat
To top it off you became Smackdown GM and got man made breasts
You teeth are the whitest I've seen, but they didn't come from Crest
Hunter got his spot by taking you over bent
What in God's name are you doing putting yourself in the main event!
Have to be in the spotlight, can't leave Gowan alone
I love when you cackle and it short circuts the microphone.
<center>
<img border=1 src="http://home.attbi.com/~wwfallon/RFnet35.jpg">
"Man I will rip through you real quick, like Larry Bird when he ripped the Knicks! I represent a real city in Boston, I got class. You can have New York rookie, you fit right in with the trash!" <b>-John Cena</b>
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