AIDS, SARS and Ebola... Oh my!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

Put your favorite aweful disease jokes here. this is in bad taste, but thats why i'm here!

in reference to SARS:
http://www.accessatlanta.com/ajc/living/ music/0702/28jackson.html

who's laughing at who now mother fuckers

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
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HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Aggie]

Red X's are SO funny! hahaha

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[ToddEVF]

SARS? Sounds like a fucking nutrition snack bar.
Hey how much is that SARS?

Diseases are funnier when they have some relivance to something humorous.

Like Monkeypox. Who in there right mind would call into work sick saying they had monkey pox? their employer would laugh in their face

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[trashy/cheezy30]

when you think about it dose chicken pox sound any better than monkey pox?

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[ADF]

This thread has loads of potential.

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[Recyclerz]

Rabbit Fever reported (http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/06/25/rabbit.fever.ap/index.html)

It doesn't look nearly as fun as Rabbit-titus from the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Mother Nature no longer appears content to kill us off with the usual heart disease, cancer, et al. First she ups the ante with AIDS and Ebola. Now she adds insult to injury with sissy diseases like Lyme disease, monkey pox and now rabbit fever.
She goes too far.

I say we run the asphalt plants 24/7, switch back to spray-on deodorant, fire up our SUVs and really take the fight to the bitch. Who's with me?


There ain't no asylum here.
King Solomon, he never lived 'round here.

[Death Metal Moe]

I just heard the BEST joke on Fox News tonight!


It seems that 2.6 MILLION people still die each year from Malaria!

Wacka wacka!

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[fiestygal]

AIDS, SARS and Ebola... Oh my!



and they all are on craigs nuts.....

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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[TheMojoPin]

I blame this thread on Craig's Camel Pox-induced delirium.

He took the "dry-hump" to a new, horrifying level...a-guh-guh-AWFUL.

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