beatings...

[Hawiian shirt craig]

you know how some one says "i'm going to beat the shit out of you"? well is it possible to beat someone until they crap themselves? i've gotten into fights where i've knocked people out, but never made them pooped.

yes, this IS the 4th sign of the apocolypse.

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[McNabbShouldDie]

I think its possible but not from like punching somebody in the face alot.

I used to wrestle with my friends and cousins and still sometimes do and one time my cousin almost beat the shit out of me. He had me on the ground and was pushing his foot into my stomach real hard and I farted like I hadnt farted in a while.

If I had just ate or had to crap or something I think its quite possible that he wouldve stomped actual shit out of me.

Nasty.

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[JustJon]

the beatings will continue until morale improves.

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[ADF]

This thread really knocks my socks off!

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[grlNIN]

I'm looking foward to the continuation of this thread.

Wooden spoons or Leather belts?


::bites nails::

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[Death Metal Moe]

I like how Craig only admitted to beating OTHER people.

I'm sure there was SOMEONE who got the better of you too there Rocky.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

I'm sure there was SOMEONE who got the better of you too there Rocky.

i've only lost two fights. once i got hit with a shovel in the back of the head. i didn't poop on my self. the other time i was fighting my best freind in 9th grade and i decided i didn't want to anymore, so i stopped hitting him. he kept hitting me.

put it this way, i might not come out unscathed (as i proved in the wreck room) but if i am gonna fight i'm gonna win, i have an exceptional tolerance for pain, and the intelligence to know that i shouldn't fight a gang of 300 lb disgruntled prison guards.

this thread isn't about me, its about the advancement of poop removal through sheer physical violence, so lets stay on topic SULFER CROTCH!

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

this thread isn't about me, its about the advancement of poop removal through sheer physical violence, so lets stay on topic SULFER CROTCH!


OK..............Hydrogen head?

Carbon Cock?

Mercury mouth?

I REALLY missed the sulfur refrence.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

I REALLY missed the sulfur refrence.


sulfur... smells like eggs... it was weak and all but i though you, iorn chef pastry, would get it.

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[ChickenHawk]

This thread really knocks my socks off!
ADF, if it makes you feel any better, I actually got that.

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[Tall_James]

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 6-28-03 @ 8:54 PM