Rodcheese Dangerscrotum
08-08-2001, 11:47 PM
The Money Pit **** out of ****
Walter Fielding and Anna Crowley have to start looking for a new house and that's when the craziness begins! Hanks needs a house! But oh no, there's not much they can afford! This soon changes when they meet a lonely old con-artist (uh oh sounds like trouble to me) who sells them a beautiful mansion at a ridiculously low price. Hanks is tickled pink. He is full of glee. Life seems special and worth living. Only there's a catch. The second Walter and Anna move in to the house it falls apart, Hanks starts sleeping with pre-school boys and Shelly Longs nipples invert. They are attacked by a cougar and are raped by kenyan spies possing as long shore fisherman. Finally, they have to renovate the house before the frame collapses but the renovations also spin disaster. A fountain in the yard pees on hanks, which proves funny at first untill he relizes it's a powerful acid. Hanks skin dissolves showing his robotic skeleton. He shoots lasers at Shelly Long which only make her stronger. Finally Charles Durning shows up with his side kick peekles, the squirrel boy. Peekles uses his magic bolas to hold Shelly motionless while Durning has his way with her under developed breasts. In the last scene they have dinner with a bunch of crazy indians. And that's why we celebrate Thanksgiving!
Help me I'm dying,
RodCheese
Walter Fielding and Anna Crowley have to start looking for a new house and that's when the craziness begins! Hanks needs a house! But oh no, there's not much they can afford! This soon changes when they meet a lonely old con-artist (uh oh sounds like trouble to me) who sells them a beautiful mansion at a ridiculously low price. Hanks is tickled pink. He is full of glee. Life seems special and worth living. Only there's a catch. The second Walter and Anna move in to the house it falls apart, Hanks starts sleeping with pre-school boys and Shelly Longs nipples invert. They are attacked by a cougar and are raped by kenyan spies possing as long shore fisherman. Finally, they have to renovate the house before the frame collapses but the renovations also spin disaster. A fountain in the yard pees on hanks, which proves funny at first untill he relizes it's a powerful acid. Hanks skin dissolves showing his robotic skeleton. He shoots lasers at Shelly Long which only make her stronger. Finally Charles Durning shows up with his side kick peekles, the squirrel boy. Peekles uses his magic bolas to hold Shelly motionless while Durning has his way with her under developed breasts. In the last scene they have dinner with a bunch of crazy indians. And that's why we celebrate Thanksgiving!
Help me I'm dying,
RodCheese