girl marries dog

[Cybersoldier]

Yup, the title of the thread is no joke, saw this and needed to share
Reuters article: Girl marries dog (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2960407)

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[furie]

"The priest told the girl's family, who are poor tribal farmers, that because new teeth appeared on her upper gums rather her lower gums, it was a bad omen and she would die,"

they must have been canines...

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[Death Metal Moe]

I hope they're very happy together.

If you wish to give them a gift, the couple is regietered at Tiffany's and IAMS.

Just hope he's not out banging bitches behind her back.

How did they meet? Were they sucking up the same strand of spaghetti?

I'm afraid this girl doesn't know what she's in for. I hear he likes it kinky. I saw pictures of the groom with a collar on.

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[reeshy]

You think they do it "Doggy Style"????

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[TheMojoPin]

HEY!!!

I'm not that bad a guy.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I would have liked to have been at the groom's Bachelor party.

But I feel bad for the poor guy. NO matter good he is to her, he'll always be in the dog house.

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[ADF]

I hear he's quite a catch. I wonder how she managed to collar him.

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[reeshy]

I heard he walks around all day with a bone-r!!!!

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[golfcourseguy]

I don't know if it'll last, I hear his bark is worse than her bite.

" editing posts since day one"

[reeshy]

After an argument, she was heard to say. " If you think I'm going to roll over and play dead, you got another thing coming!!!!"

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[sr71blackbird]

I always KNEW girls had a thing for guys who can lick their own balls!!

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[Katylina]

Smart gal-- he can't speak, will always be faithful, and easy to train. Bestiality at it's best! Now, did you ever hear about that girl in your high school who stuck the frozen hot dog up her hoo-ha and had her dog eat it out?


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red rocket red rocket

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[Death Metal Moe]

...Then Rover Took Over and gave her a bone of his own! OH!

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[Cybersoldier]

what have I done, bad dog jokes.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Well, if it doesn't work out between them, they can just eat the dog.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Curry Canine.

Now I'm Starvin'!

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[Zoefus]

This whole thing is just wrong wrong wrong

[Duke]

he is the top dog......he was woofing all night on there honey moon..no bones about it

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[snatchicakes]

and they said that she could marry a man....as if they thought that marriage was forever ruined
for that girl

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[ADF]

Reading all of these bad puns is really ruff.

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[douchebagsean]

The marriage between Karnamoni and a mongrel dog called "Bachchan"
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--so thats what happened after crossfire got cancelled...i wondered what old pat was doing

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[2BigFeet]

I wonder if they will follow the current trend and place the female puppies up for adoption?

Ow, my eye, my doctor told me not to get pudding in it

[Contra]

did you ever hear about that girl in your high school who stuck the frozen hot dog up her hoo-ha and had her dog eat it out?


No, but I heard about the peanut butter in the cooch.

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