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Fallon
06-23-2003, 01:48 PM
Mr. Big (http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=1672)

Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning."

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Tall_James
06-23-2003, 02:02 PM
Is this a gag? (no pun intended)

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Tall_James
06-23-2003, 02:02 PM
Is this a gag? (no pun intended)

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reeshy
06-23-2003, 02:02 PM
Shit, he can keep it- look at the body it's attached to-what a waste!!

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KC2OSO
06-23-2003, 02:19 PM
When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches.


Now how would people know this?!?!

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HordeKing1
06-23-2003, 03:40 PM
The most pertinent part of the aritcle was his mom's response to the reporter's phone call.

I ask Cardeli about Jonah's childhood. She interrupts. "I know the reason you're calling. Look, it's genetic. He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises."

Wise woman.

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Crippler
06-23-2003, 04:49 PM
My only question on the topic is: why was this in Rolling Stone? Is this guy an entertainer of some sort (outside of the bedroom, that is)? Why do any of us need to know that this guy exists?

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Katylina
06-23-2003, 04:58 PM
This guy seems like a real prick. hoo-hoo


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McNabbShouldDie
06-23-2003, 05:18 PM
13.5 inches erect? Please, I was 13.5 inches in 3rd grade....but now im like 3 inches, i dont know what happened.

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TheGameHHH
06-23-2003, 09:09 PM
That man is my idol


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monsterone
06-23-2003, 09:23 PM
and i thought the justin / kelly post was gay.

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Hosp
06-24-2003, 07:07 AM
I just want meet the 18 year old that would just walk into a room and have sex with someone without even talking to him. The Spiderman underoos should have been a hint.

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Aggie
06-24-2003, 07:27 AM
The only reason this is so out of the ordinary or news worthy is because he's white. Now let's see him go to the hood and be so proud of it.

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silera
06-24-2003, 07:31 AM
I'd sooner lend my favorite bikini to Anna Nicole Smith.



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TheMojoPin
06-24-2003, 07:39 AM
You gotta admire RS' bravery.

We all knew they had given up with the cover that had the gay guy from "American Idol" on the cover, but now they're just openly talking about someone's huge cock.

Watch out, Advocate!!!

Oh, yeah, shocker. Another thread turned to black wang. Thanks, Aggie.

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Aggie
06-24-2003, 07:49 AM
Oh, yeah, shocker. Another thread turned to black wang. Thanks, Aggie


Hey, you got your 'gay thing' and I got my 'black wang' thing. To each their own.

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TheMojoPin
06-24-2003, 07:51 AM
Yeah, but I don't make in uncomfortable by constantly clarifying, "hey, let's see that WHITE dong!" "Whip out that CAUCASIAN unit!!!"

Wait...what?

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Hosp
06-24-2003, 09:20 AM
"Whip out that CAUCASIAN unit!!!"


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TheMojoPin
06-24-2003, 09:39 AM
*Clap*

*Clap-clap-clap*

*Clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*

Touche.

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Death Metal Moe
06-24-2003, 11:47 AM
Good for him.

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TheMojoPin
06-24-2003, 02:18 PM
REMEMEBER.

He doesn't need you to suck his dick to feel good about himself.

Take a look into that heart of his...

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fatty
06-24-2003, 02:49 PM
this is jennatalia's fantasy man.

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Fallon
06-25-2003, 07:45 PM
I got my 'black wang' thing
http://www.2fort4.com/celebnews/pictures/pic030606-01/pic030606-01004.jpg

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Contra
06-25-2003, 08:56 PM
"I have a 12 inch penis...AROOOUND...think about it."

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