Bar 9 Captionizer

[JerseyRich]

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We'll start with that one.

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[PanterA]

OK I'll start off tame.

Chairman: "Ahhh I guess it's me who stepped in the dog shit!"

Friday: "pewy!"


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[silera]

Chairman: A lot of words
Claire: Thank god no one ordered fries.
Friday: I hope I get to take these two bad boys home and do some damage tonight!


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[Captain Rooster]

Morpheus-ette: You have two choices. You take the Red Ball-Stank spray and the smell goes away or you pick the Blue and the Ball-Stank is mingled with a cheap Polo Sport imitation spray.

Random Woman at Table: (Stares at the man's balls) ...



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[Captain Rooster]

*Note* I apologize for not knowing peoples' names. I have been out of the loop for a while.



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[West Side Claire]

I am the "Random Woman at table" Rooster. Nice to meet-ya.

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!skim!
Much thanks to ADF for the sig

[IrishAlkey]

"At least we don't look like blakjeezis!"

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[smiler grogan]

chairman: I'm sure with minimal effort i can get both those cans up my ass.
west side claire: Impressive
friday: I'm holding two cans.

[furie]

what's this Bar 9 you speak of?


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[stickyfingers]

chairman: why don't you reach in this here pocket of mine

friday: when you're drinking, glade seems alot like Amstel




who needs a sig pic?
i doooooooooo

[Friday]

uh.......


Morpheus-ette:


whaaaaaaat?


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Sig by the one and only CZM...owner and propr

[ozzie]

Chairman: Excuse me Claire, but have you ever seen anything like this? I believe it was the Sumarians who first believed in the power of the penis, which was later diminished by the christians. In fact, in a particular dogmanure, Paul again misuses the story of the Creation in order to attempt to sanction his vicious degradation, exploitation, and abuse of females. Stark naked, Paul is saying the following in Corinthians 11.1, "Thou shalt be followers of me, even as I also am of Christ!" and "Be ye followers of me, even as I also am of Christ". Just those two scriptures alone are enough to warn us to not follow Paul, because every child of God says, "Follow Jesus Himself, not me!". However, Thomas Bulfinch, who wrote "The Age of Fable", wrote, "Having chosen mythology as connected with literature for our province, we have endeavoured to omit nothing which the reader of elegant literature is likely to find occasion for. Such stories and parts of stories as are offensive to pure taste and good morals are not given. But such stories are not often referred to, and if they occasionally should be, the English reader need feel no mortification in confessing his ignorance of them." But you also have to consider Chinese Women And Communism. Nationalism, or what Westerners tend to define as communism, effects not only the economic and political aspects of a culture, but also, the social evolution by restricting and, or, discouraging independent ideas and innovative processes. This belief argues that the transition to communism in China was a political and idealistic process that had little or no room and, or, inclination for advocating the rights of women, even though the basic tenets of communism, as presented by Karl Marx, is the value of the human 'capital'....

Claire: . o O (uh-huh, yeah-yeah, that thing still looks infected to me)

Friday: psst, Hey Rich... which do you think would work better in here as a "MDS, Male Deodorant Spray"... the Glade Original or the Fabreeze Floral?


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Mucho appreciation for the sigpic CZM!

[JerseyRich]

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Nice job with the first one...Now onto this beauty.

Fez: For Death awaits you with nasty pointy teeth! ARGH!

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[A.J.]

"I'm crushing you!"

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A Skidmark production.

[stickyfingers]

The woman on the left has decided to break all the rules of etiquette her mom taught her while sitting in at the fags in red shirts with grey undershirts convention


soory if yous two aren't fags

who needs a sig pic?
i doooooooooo

[Hosp]

Feeling threatened, the crafty beaver prepares to defend his territory from the female predator while a dim-witted prairedog gets caught in the fracas.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]"It's sad, believe me, Missy,
When you're born to be a sissy,
Without the vim and verve,
But I could show my prowess,
Be a lion, not a mou-ess,
If I only had the nerve!"

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Much thanks to CZM for the killer

[AngelAmy]

Fez: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
AshleyOlsen: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Fez: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
AshleyOlsen: Shivering.
Fez: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
AshleyOlsen: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Fez: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Dude with Big Smile, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
AshleyOlsen: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...
Fez: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
AshleyOlsen: You're like a big bear, man.
Dude with Big Smile: So you're not just like fucking with me?
Fez: No I'm not fucking with you.
AshleyOlsen: Honestly, man.



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This message was edited by AngelAmy on 6-19-03 @ 12:11 PM

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Amy's so money and she don't even know it!

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Much thanks to CZM for the killer