I want my nephew to be a ballplayer

[Johnny Fontane]

Please excuse my semi-drunken post.

I just came home and found a new picture of my nephew (19 months) on my desk, looking very much like Mickey Mantle.

I want the boy to grow up to be a major league baseball player. My sister-in-law has a cousin who played for the Chicago White Sox, so I'm hoping the boy was born with some talent.

With that said, I'm going to bed.





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[Death Metal Moe]

Better start with lots of growth hormone and cork!

Just kidding. Get thekid some baseball shit and offer to take him to Yankees games. Mets games will only discourage him.

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[TheMojoPin]

Ship him off to Cuba and then have him swim back. They'll be waiting for him to sign the papers even before he reaches the beach.

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[Dudeman]

sounds similar to a mickey d "wish" for his daughter.