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TastelessGinny
06-17-2003, 06:04 PM
From The Land Down Under (how poetic) we have the first animal that breathes...from it's anus.

Story with photo here (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,6588972%255E2702,00.html)

`Extinct' bum breathing turtle back
By Duncan Macfarlane
June 13, 2003
SCIENTISTS were beating a path to a plastic tank in Brisbane yesterday to examine a shell-backed beast they had presumed to be extinct.

The young male Lavarack's turtle was captured in a creek at the Lawn Hill National Park in north Queensland a week ago and flown to the Queensland Parks and Wildlife Service in Brisbane.

As well as its journey back from the dead, the shelled beast has another unusual characteristic scientists are keen to investigate: it breathes through its bum.

Its rear orifice, called a cloaca, serves as an anus and also conceals its reproductive organs and a pair of gill-like sacs.

"It is the first of our turtles to be found as a fossil, then as a living creature," QPWS conservation officer Col Limpus said. "It has survived relatively unchanged for thousands of years."

The turtle was identified and named in 1994 after scientists found fossil remains, which they displayed at the Queensland Museum. They assumed the species had become extinct at the start of the most recent ice age, 15,000 years ago, until a live version was stumbled on in the late 1990s.

Dr Limpus said a steady stream of scientists had come to gawk at the turtle in his new home, a plastic tank, to satisfy their curiosity.

"Whenever there is a new specimen that people have read about but never seen everyone comes down for a look," he said.

"That's especially true with a handsome turtle like this. Most turtles have a plain cream colour underneath but this one is pleasantly mottled."

Over the next few days the 1kg turtle will be measured from top to toe and then suffer a more intrusive inspection.

Scientists will stick a camera-headed fibre-optic cable into his cloaca to see how his breathing apparatus works.

Lavarack's turtles are among the biggest turtles in Australia and females can grow to 5kg. They are classified as "endangered" by the federal Government.


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FUNKMAN
06-17-2003, 06:21 PM
takes bad breath to a whole new level...

you can use the same brush to clean your teeth and your toilet bowl...

this guys got to go to the dentist to get his prostate checked...

just tell me when to stop...

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mikeyboy
06-17-2003, 07:39 PM
That was FUNKMAN, folks. Lets have a round of applause for
FUNKMAN. You can see him here all week during the lunch
time shows. He's a young kid with a lot of heart and
determination. This kid's got...uh...a lot of promise, and I
think he's gonna make it. I really do. Now, bring out the
lovely ladies...


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TastelessGinny
06-17-2003, 10:27 PM
I especially enjoyed the large orange T-shirt that he wore!




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reeshy
06-18-2003, 12:47 AM
Now if he'd just put down the glass of scotch and bottle of xanax!!

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Death Metal Moe
06-18-2003, 01:09 AM
Cook it.

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HordeKing1
06-18-2003, 12:23 PM
Find an animal thought to be extinct and start shoving things up it's butt.

Over the next few days the 1kg turtle will be measured from top to toe and then suffer a more intrusive inspection.

Scientists will stick a camera-headed fibre-optic cable into his cloaca to see how his breathing apparatus works.

Suddenly a colonoscopy doesn't sound too bad.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-18-2003, 12:40 PM
Scientists will stick a camera-headed fibre-optic cable into his cloaca to see how his breathing apparatus works.


They should at least by him dinner first.

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Melrapuo
06-18-2003, 12:48 PM
that must suck for the turtle. i mean...no matter what it does, everything's always gonna smell like ass.

you know what would be really kool? an animal whose farts smelled like roses. they'd be the natural airfresheners of the world.

i dunno. i had nothin'.

I'm only here to disappoint. And bash the hell outta Infinity Broadcasting. That whore of a company...

This message was edited by Melrapuo on 6-18-03 @ 4:49 PM

TastelessGinny
06-19-2003, 03:53 AM
Scientists will stick a camera-headed fibre-optic cable into his cloaca to see how his breathing apparatus works.


They should at least by him dinner first.


"It's always the same...first the aliens come and kidnap one of us, and then it's time for the anal probe..."

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