The power of "no problem"

[Hawiian shirt craig]

No matter how pissed a customer is, or really anyone who you have semi-screwed, i have noticed by ending my staments with "no probelm" there is in fact no problem

its like the jedi mind trick doogie uses!

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Tall_James]

"I'll get right on it" also works.

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[HBox]

I've noticed that saying "Well, what the fuck do you want me to do about that, Slappy?" only makes things worse.

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[StupidGirlllll]

u can also use

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[FUNKMAN]

how about...

"not my fucking problem"

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[reeshy]

"Go talk to my boss"

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[SatCam]

or how bout "I should do what now?"

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[sr71blackbird]

The ever popular "Whatevers out there" riff...

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[Contra]

i personally like "you must have mistaken me for someone that gives a shit"

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[Jennitalia]

i usually say, "we'll do our best to get it out to you ASAP."

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