Methods for Staying Home from School

[McNabbShouldDie]

Everyone does it or did it when they were in school. You have a big test or project due tommorrow and you didnt study or start. So you wake up and do the ol' fake sick gig.

Well what method did you use for staying home? Did you put the thermometer on a bright light to raise the temp? Did you poor soup into the toilet and tell mommy you threw up?

I like to switch it up and sometimes be stomach-sick and sometimes be allergy/bad cold-sick. But of course since my mom is pretty cool, I can just sit her down and ask her to let me stay home and thats worked about once a year.

But what did you guys do when you wanted to stay home? And how was your success rate?

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[DreamWeaver]

One time I took Oreo's, smashed them up, spread them all over the tiolet and said I had diarrhea.

Another time I took bread and water, mixed it up in a bowl and spread it out all over my rug to make it look like puke.

I got to stay home but my mom had to have known it was fake. I always thought she was stupid and I was alot smarter than I actually was.

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[SatCam]

Hmm... no not really. All I ever did was tell my mother that I was sick, and most of the time I was allowed to stay home. This past year I was only sick for 2 days, so if I was to decide to not go, I could just tell my mother that I didnt want to go.

And those big tests you were talking about... I never study for tests.

OF COURSE... there was that time in 3rd grade when I hated the teacher so much I refused to go to school. I hated that BITCH!!

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[Def Dave in SC]

Just hit your fingers with a hammer until they're all jutting out at different angles. You can probably milk a couple days out of that.

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[HBox]

Fuck like a wild rabbit until you catch the AIDS. Then you can stay home basically whenever you feel like it.

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This message was edited by HBox on 6-17-03 @ 2:45 PM

[Melrapuo]

most of the time i use the stomach virus/bad sinus headache/nausea excuse (sometimes all three at once). my mom always knows when im fakin sick, but she usually lets me stay anyway (unless i do it a lot.) thats what happens when ur mom is a nurse.

the best one i ever did was this year in january, where i faked slipping on ice and falling down the stairs. just covered myself in some snow, got a little wet, and limped in the house. i was so good that they almost made me go to the hospital. i got outta that though. it was kool stayin home, cuz no one is home during the day, and all i had to do when my family came home was limp and put ice on my ass, which is pretty easy to fake.

I'm only here to disappoint. And bash the hell outta Infinity Broadcasting. That whore of a compan

[grlNIN]

I would reset the alarm clock to a bullshit time so my Mom would oversleep so when she woke up Id be all oh SOMEONE never woke me up for school today.

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[DemonPenquin]

Simple, go to the bus stop, turn around and go home. Call the school from your house and act like your father (or mother for the younger members). You go the day off, if they ask about your voice just tell em you too are sick.

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