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pinkyfloyd
06-16-2003, 09:35 PM
I hate this bitch at work, she's always talking about me behind my back. I'm pissed off with myself for not confronting her about it, so I'm in a very bad mood. Buddays, I need something to take my mind off of this bullshit. PLEASE, somebody make me laugh. It can be anything, a joke, a picture, ANYTHING. I really need it.

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

Suck it, Giguere.

ChrisTheCop
06-16-2003, 10:47 PM
I can't work under this kind of pressure.

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grlNIN
06-17-2003, 02:47 AM
I have to pee.

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Tall_James
06-17-2003, 04:10 AM
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little JOHNNY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little JOHNNY "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little JOHNNY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

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Hoojibs
06-17-2003, 06:19 AM
I can't work under this kind of pressure.


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Aggie
06-17-2003, 06:29 AM
What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Hold my beer and watch this!


Don't you wish your boyfriend were hung like this tree?

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This message was edited by Aggie on 6-17-03 @ 11:38 AM

Furtherman
06-17-2003, 06:40 AM
I'm just sitting here waiting for Bob Hope to die.

A.J.
06-17-2003, 07:00 AM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030530/i/1054293914.3758973030.jpg

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FMJeff
06-17-2003, 07:25 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/martha.jpg

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It made my heart sing.

DreamWeaver
06-17-2003, 07:39 AM
http://www.ehowa.com/picy/youhavesmallpenis.jpg

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Furtherman
06-17-2003, 07:43 AM
OK, now that cracked me up.

A.J.
06-17-2003, 07:47 AM
Inspirational messages (http://xanadu.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/inspire/)

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A Skidmark production.

Hosp
06-17-2003, 08:56 AM
A guy walked into a bar,






he should really watch where he's going.

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DreamWeaver
06-17-2003, 09:03 AM
this movie is HILARIOUS!

http://images.adultcddvdvideo.com/Full/3654.jpg that ol gag

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Hosp
06-17-2003, 09:30 AM
Eh, I've seen better.

But if you get off on that kind of stuff, by all means.

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Def Dave in SC
06-17-2003, 10:01 AM
Hey, fuck you! What, am I here for your amusement? No! Quit your bitchin and get back to work. We all have problems, what makes you so special?

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pinkyfloyd
06-19-2003, 07:52 AM
Thank you everybody, except for Def Dave.:)

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

Suck it, Giguere.

Bill From Yorktown
06-19-2003, 07:55 AM
a hamburger walks into a bar - the bartender stops him and says "sorry we dont serve food here"

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DJEvelEd
06-19-2003, 03:31 PM
Go into a public bathroom, lean against the wall, and shit on the toilet paper dispenser. If you have diarrea it's better 'cause it soaks through.














Well, it makes ME laugh...

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Reephdweller
06-19-2003, 09:46 PM
http://www.boners.com/content/790134.1.jpg

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monsterone
06-19-2003, 10:01 PM
Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."



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Death Metal Moe
06-19-2003, 10:07 PM
Woah DreamWeaver. I don't think you can post Porn on this site.

Especially weird shit like that.

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