male strip clubs in the city

[Arienette]

it's really too bad we don't have a "ladies room" forum anymore, since this would probably be most appropriately placed there. anywho...

as i mentioned a while back, not that anyone should remember, i am planning a bachelorette party for my sister in august. while i originally avoided the strip club idea, it turns out that she wants to go to one for a little while during our night's travels.

i don't want us to go anywhere too raunchy. i have in mind a "classy" strip club. i don't care if it's more expensive than other places or anything like that. i just want it to be nice. i don't want my sister or myself (i'm not too worried about her friends; i have a feeling they could handle the sleeze) to feel too uncomfortable. i don't want guys coming up to her and rubbing their cocks on her face. i just want to sit there, have a drink, and watch some naked men dance around and stuff.

so, my question is whether a place like this exists. i have never been to one, and have absolutely no idea where to look. it's not like you can exactly call up a club and ask them if their establishment is icky. this is posed more to the ladies, for obvious reasons, but if any guys out there have any information for me, feel free, as well. and thanks.

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[Arienette]

come on you fuckers. i need help

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[ADF]

I say you should stick with my canasta and lemonade idea.

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[ADF]

Quite possibly, this is the gayest thing I've ever done.

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I even watched the video. Ok, that's the gayest thing I've ever done.

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[Hosp]

Yet no mentions of when you got that haircut...


If you get really desperate, I work cheap.

Other then that, I have no information to give you.

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[silera]

You should really get a stripper to come dance for you guys at someone's apartment or something.

Male strip places are seriously way too fucking gay.


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[SatCam]

Yea, agreed with Silera. I dont think you're gonna find a good straight male strip club in the city. Sorrraayyyy

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[StupidGirlllll]

just go to the SoundFactory

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[StupidGirlllll]

just go to the SoundFactory

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[Arienette]

we're actually staying in a hotel in the city, so it wouldnt be too hard to hire a stripper to come. i dont think i like the idea, though. i dont know why - i just feel like more bad things can happen that way...

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[FUNKMAN]

more bad things can happen


kill the stripper in the bathroom with the towel hook through the head...

but please don't kill the security guard...

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[The Chairman]

I thought more of you...

I can't believe you support the objectification of men in such a manner.

Did you ever think, even for a moment, that the male stripper you hire will most likely have been a victim of childhood abuse and is probably being exploited by some female run escort agency that takes advantage of his vulnerability? He probably grew up in a broken home, left Iowa at 16, was picked up by some ruthless chick at The Port Authority and is now undressing in front of horny females to support a drug habit.

Why not instead go to a coffee bar and listen to poetry read by a struggling male writer, detailing society's castration of men via politically correct propaganda issued by various university women's studies programs. Then donate the money you would have spent on the stripper to a worthy cause like Equality for Men (ERM) or the Male Victims of Female Objectification Network (MVOFON).


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