Metamucil Appreciation Thread

[Tall_James]

You will notice that I am using the Topic Icon that looks like an anus for a reason.

I will not turn this into a shockpost. I just want to thank the manufacturer for making such a quality product and putting some extra spring in my step this morning!

That's it.

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[mikeyboy]

I will not turn this into a shockpost.


It's out of your hands now.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

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Now that's the shizznit!

No pun intended.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 6-13-03 @ 3:01 PM

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[Spoil-Sport]

You will notice that I am using the Topic Icon that looks like an anus for a reason.


Now that you mention it, it does look like a chocolate starfish.

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[HordeKing1]

Metamucil - all the fiber of bran w/o the lousy taste.

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[The Chairman]

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I highly recommend this product. Plus, they send you a nifty pen. (http://www.colonblow.com/)

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[The Chairman]

Why should I receive Colonic Hydrotherapy if there are medications that will help my symptoms?

Colonic Hydrotherapy will not hurt the body in any way. It simply flushes and cleanses the colon to allow for a more adequate absorption of nutrients, and it eliminates any poisonous substance that can be absorbed by the body. This therapy will eliminate any present symptoms or deficiencies that are caused by the absorption of toxic matter or by the inhibition of nutrient absorption to the bloodstream. A medication designed to cure the particular symptom you are experiencing will not address the under lying cause of your symptom. By eliminating your symptom with medications, the toxin build up in the colon will not decrease and other symptoms may result.

Kenny Loggins, Academy Award Winner, Singer, states "I use colonics to bring emotional clarity and get in touch with me." He also states that "Colon Therapy took my headache away in fifteen minutes. . . Old thought patterns and painful memories surfaced and I had a deep emotional release, which helped me to become emotionally cleared." Kenny uses colonics to take away his pain, which was caused by the colonic toxins that radiated around his nerves, causing them to scream out in pain. These toxins were flushed away through the colonic machine.


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[golfcourseguy]

Old thought patterns and painful memories surfaced and I had a deep emotional release, which helped me to become emotionally cleared."


... and now you know the rest of the story behind "House at Pooh Corner".

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[Tall_James]

Kenny Loggins, Academy Award Winner, Singer, states "I use colonics to bring emotional clarity and get in touch with me."

I guess Loggins' colon was a Mess...ina.

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[The Chairman]

For those wondering about the Kenny Loggins tie-in with colonics, once I figure out how to post a web link on the revamped Board, I'll post it.

I was in Tower Records not too long ago, and went into the book section. I saw that Kenny Loggins had written his autobiography, and wondered who the hell would ever agree to publish it.

I scanned the book and it's mostly a Deepak Chopra-esque New Agey book on his path towards spiritual enlightenment. The laugh I got was looking at the back dust cover, where it gives his bio.

Aside from listing his accomplishments in Loggins&Messina and Footloose, it says he is now "retired and living with his wife in California where they operate a spa specializing in "Colonic Therapy."

He has a whole chapter devoted to colonics as a panacea for every ailment.

Not only Kenny Loggins, but Lady Diana was "addicted" to colonics, and even had an affair with her colonicist.

What a dichotomous set of passions for Lady Di: Land Mines and colonics......

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This message was edited by The Chairman on 6-14-03 @ 1:22 PM

[Tall_James]

What a dichotomous set of passions for Lady Di: Land Mines and colonics......


They were inevitably tied together...she needed the colonics so she herself would not leave landmines all over the place for foreign children to step in.

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[mikeyboy]

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[The Chairman]

Tall James:

I've been meaning to post this for a while:

You've moving into CK's top 5 posters. Your's have been particularly awesome lately. Pithy and hysterical and, most importantly, clever.

Poster of the Month!

Rock on!

cK2

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[FUNKMAN]

reminds me of the constipated mathmetician...


he worked it out with a pencil...


i can honestly say that I have "never" had to take something like this, that i can remember... For the few times I remember having "petrified poop" I just toughed it out(literally)...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I've been meaning to post this for a while:

You've moving into CK's top 5 posters. Your's have been particularly awesome lately. Pithy and hysterical and, most importantly, clever.



Well, DUH! Where have YOU been? Tall James is funny, has AWESOME taste in music, and is one of the funniest posters on the board.

I end this accolade with a tiny, yet poignant,

booya.

FIN.


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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 6-15-03 @ 4:12 AM

[mikeyboy]

I concur. Tall_James is far and away one of the funniest and most entertaining posters on the board. His drawings, however, not so good.

I'm a little disturbed that this transitioned so easily from colonics to a Tall_James appreciation thread.

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[Tall_James]

I'm a little disturbed that this transitioned so easily from colonics to a Tall_James appreciation thread.

Not as disturbed as me I'd imagine.

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