President Dumbass

[Fallon]

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U.S. President George W. Bush is pictured in this combo image falling off a Segway personal transporter on the front driveway of his parents' summer home June 12, 2003 in Kennebunkport, Maine. Bush was not injured in the fall.

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 6-12-03 @ 11:33 PM

[reeshy]

Looks like something I would do!!

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[ChrisTheCop]

Oh No! He's human!!! I tried riding one of those not so long ago...nobody posted pics of me when I fell off.

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BUSH IS A STUPID GUY!

HE SAID THE WRONG WORDS ONCE!

HE WENT AWOL!

UNILATERALISM!

HOW DID OUR OIL GET UNDER YOUR LAND?

AVENGE HIS FATHER!

There, did that cover it all? Now get your fucking shine box.

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[mdr55]

George Bush is the President of the U.S.A.- by making fun of him (while he's in office), you are making fun of America. If you don't like BUSH, please get the heck out of here! That's whats wrong with the country today, NO RESPECT! Be glad you live in a country that allows others to tolerate everyone's point of view. Stop player hating cuz you didn't get to ride and fall off the Segway 1st.

[fluffernutter]

If you don't like BUSH, please get the heck out of here!

Be glad you live in a country that allows others to tolerate everyone's point of view.

So if it is MY point of view that I don't like Bush, isn't that displaying MY point of view and don't I have that right? Because I live in a country that allows others (YOU SIR, right?) to tolerate my point of view? Do your staements contradict each other or is it just me?

Not busting balls, just wondering :)

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[ChickenHawk]

I heard he slipped on some ice once... what a fuckin' retard.


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[FelixDasGato]

but was the transporter ok?

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[Tall_James]

but was the transporter ok?


Yeah, but a lot of people got killed along the way.

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[mdr55]

I'm trying to be Politically Correct here and trying not to offend anyone. You got your view and I got mind (depending whom I'm talking to at the time), and I'm sure there are others out there that think the president is doing the best that he can. But if you don't like BUSH, you're gay! (See there, I'm cracking a joke...it's not my fault if you don't get it).

[silera]

Laughing at people that fall down brings me great joy.


I would've laughed at Jesus falling while carrying his cross.


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[FUNKMAN]

Laughing at people that fall down brings me great joy.


then watch the Extreme Elimination Challenge on TNN, Saturdays at 9...

funny stuff!

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I saw the employees riding those things at Disney about a month ago. They are nuts. I really want to try one out.

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[The Jays]

OMG HE FELL DOWN THATS SOOO FUNNY, LIKE REALLY, OMG HES A DUMBASS, OMG, BUSH LOVES OIL, HE IS HITLER, IM SO FUNNY BECAUSE IM MAKING FUN OF PRESIDENT LOOK AT ME I DO POLITICAL HUMOR, PRESIDENT FALL DOWN, GO BOOM, AHAHAHAHA, LETS ALL BE COOL AND LAUGH BECAUSE WERE ALL TOOLS

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Everybody point and laugh!

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OMG HE FELL DOWN THATS SOOO FUNNY, LIKE REALLY, OMG HES A DUMBASS, OMG, ... IM SO FUNNY BECAUSE IM MAKING FUN OF PRESIDENT LOOK AT ME I DO POLITICAL HUMOR, PRESIDENT FALL DOWN, GO BOOM, AHAHAHAHA, LETS ALL BE COOL AND LAUGH BECAUSE WERE ALL TOOLS


You mock, sir and you spray the sarcasm around as an unmanned, charged fire hose but somewhere, either in a Westchester estate or in a hilltop mansion in Malibu, Mr. Chevy Chase is saying "Yup, that about sums up my career. Now where did I put my other ivory back scratcher?"



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[phixion]

see i would just say he's human. but his entire family rode the damn thing, including his senile friggin father. if that pea soup slurping future ronald readan can do it, i dont see why his coked out son can't.

oh and just for the record: ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Se7en]

One of these days I will be shocked at just how petty some people will get when it comes to finding material with which to insult Bush.

One of these days. It hasn't happened yet.

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This message was edited by reeshy on 6-14-03 @ 9:41 AM

[Reephdweller]

Actually he did recover pretty nicely from that fall.

Me i'd have twisted my ankle and landed face down in dirt.

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[FUNKMAN]

he must have tripped over one of them "invisible" WMD's, you know, they are everywhere but you just can't see them...



doooooohhhhhh!
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[TheMojoPin]

So, it's more than OK to poke fun at either of the Clintons no matter what the circumstances or issue at hand...

But NOT Bush?

Alright then.

People, you realize these are PUBLIC figures? Bush doesn't get a free pass. It's funny when people fall down. It's even funnier when they fall offa shit straight outta "The Jetsons". Suck it up or grow a pair.

Presidents falling down is hi-i-ilarious. If he had been old AND a president AND he fell down, it would have been comedy legend.

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[ag]

It could be worse, you could choke on a pre..............................Oh wait , he did that allready

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[Se7en]

So, it's more than OK to poke fun at either of the Clintons no matter what the circumstances or issue at hand...

But NOT Bush?

Alright then.

People, you realize these are PUBLIC figures? Bush doesn't get a free pass. It's funny when people fell down. It's even funnier when they fall offa shit straight outta "The Jetsons". Suck it up or grow a pair.

It was stupid when it was done to Bill Clinton, it's stupid now.

As for "sucking it up", it's one thing to laugh at a clumsy pratfall - hell, it's done all the time on TV and in movies. It's on "America's Funniest Home Videos" every week.

But, of course, people are using this not to point at a humorous, clumsy moment, but instead in some bizarre effort to prove that a) because Bush fell, than b) he is an idiot.

People in this thread are using it as evidence for pre-existing prejudices (especially concerning someone's intelligence, of all things) which have no rational basis and serve merely as a backdrop of high-pitched hyena cackles for those who have already convinced themselves that President Bush is "dumb."

To which I respond again, in my bitter and cynical way: I'm so totally NOT surprised.

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[ADF]

It's like when Ford fell down all the time. People associate clumsiness with stupidity. I'm relatively smart, but I'm a huge klutz. If I do something klutzty, it's only natural for people to laugh.

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[Contra]

But, of course, people are using this not to point at a humorous, clumsy moment, but instead in some bizarre effort to prove that a) because Bush fell, than b) he is an idiot.


i didnt need this incident to tell me that, i have the past three years of evidence.

by the way, when i saw it on the news, i laughed my ass off.

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[high fly]

I read recently where some who've worked for Dumbya on his presidential campaign and in the administration said that he had a talent for rising to diminished expectations.
We know he's a dolt, so when we see him being only a dunce, he looks good.
Kind of like when a student that's failing gets a 'd' on a test.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I can laugh at Bush and Clinton jokes equally. We all know the SNL skits and the like.

But Bush falling over? Give me a break. I wouldn't have laughed at Clinton or Carter falling over either.

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[TheMojoPin]

But Bush falling over? Give me a break. I wouldn't have laughed at Clinton or Carter falling over either.


You don't know funny.

Picture the two of them falling...INTO EACH OTHER. Christ, I'd kill for that. KILL.

I'll tell you what DOES suck...calling Bush "Dumbya". Do the people who think this is amusing believe that "N'Stynk" is the pinnacle of comedy?

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[Contra]

o come on!

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[A.J.]

I like Dubya but even I would have laughed if I witnessed that.

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[silera]

Presidents falling down is hi-i-ilarious. If he had been old AND a president AND he fell down, it would have been comedy legend.

I see your Bush-old-President, and falling with Clinton and I add to it BROKEN HIPS for BOTH of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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[TheMojoPin]

I'm waiting for Clinton and Bush to make this one their own.

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"The Unwanted Ones"?

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Tell me about it. IMO, one has reached the summit of Mt. Unfunny when they change words to try to sound funny. Examples: Dopie and Aintfunny, Coward Turd (Does that even look or sound like Howard Stern?)

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