Answering machine message

[TastelessGinny]

Just wanted to share how much of a hack I am.

After 2 years of not having an outgoing message on my cell phone, today I finally added this:

http://member.newsguy.com/~msginnyo/ansmachine.mp3

I'm not sure if it's annoying enough for people to hang up without leaving a message. Let's hope so.

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[HordeKing1]

I'd be worried about the people who did leave a message.

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[Wolf]

My answering Machine says,
"Hi This Is Bruce, I'm not here right now so please leave a message and I'll get back to you. Thank you. bye bye."

What My Answering Machine should say is,
"Hi This is Bruce and I am here right now, and I am listening to you, but I'm not going to pick up. So leave a message and I probably won't get back to you. Thank you. Bye Bye."

I Love My Answering Machine
I Love My Answering Machine
It Keeps You People Away from Me.

It's the very best thing that's ever been invented.


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This message was edited by cuttericeman on 6-11-03 @ 4:13 PM

[Fallon]

"Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home! Beeeeeeeep!"

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[stickyfingers]

mine is constantly changing and its always a little on the 'shock message' side....it is as follows:

"hello, i am not here right now but my electronic secretary is. So, please leave a message and she'll be sure to pass it along."

oh yeah, beep




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[hyperspace]

uhh...i don't know i kinda liked it!! want to have dinner??

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[ChickenHawk]

THIS (http://www.geocities.com/hawkfact/drunk.html) has been the voicemail message on my cellphone for almost a year now... no joke.


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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 6-11-03 @ 7:37 PM

[SatCam]

Dammit Fallon, stop getting to the punchline first!!! I still know the tune!!!

George's Answering Machine (http://www.watercascades.com/troy/seinfeld/Seinfeld%20-%20George's%20Answering%20Machine.mp3)

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[sr71blackbird]

Want to hear something weird? I call people all day at home... Women CANNOT let a machine pick up!!! They MUST know whos calling, regardless of what they have to put up with when they answer. I love not answering the phone and having to shoot down some friggin telemarketor. The answering machine is the best invention!!

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[SuperClerk]

We never bothered to change the message that came with the machine. The voice sounds like a robot.

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[TastelessGinny]

Women CANNOT let a machine pick up!!!

Feh. You've never called me.

I dislike telephones.



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