The Chairman
06-08-2003, 02:16 AM
"Tell me what you eat and I'll tell you who you are."
Brillat-Savarin
also:
"Tell me to put on silver satin pajamas and walk around New York, and I'll tell you that's a good way to get the shit kicked out of you." --Brillat-Iron Chef Japanese
"Tell me what the frequency is and I'll call you Kenneth." --Brillat-Stipe
"Tell me an actor, and I'll link him to me through other movies."--Brillat-Kevin Bacon
"Tell me you are constipated and I'll tell you to have a colonoscopy." --Brillat-Horde King
"Tell me the way I use my walk, and I'll tell you I'm a ladies man." --Brillat-Bee Gees
"Tell me you're a bud and I'll want to smoke you."--Brillat-Aggie
"Tell me I'm a former producer and I'll tell you I'm not gay." -- Brillat Al Dukes
"Tell me you want a menage a trois and I'll get there in my car faster than a NASCAR Pole Car without a Restrictor Plate."-- Brillat Mikey D
"Tell me we're buying a new refrigerator and I'll make sure it has a good crisper section." --Brillat Christopher Lowell
"Tell me anything and I'll kick your ass."- Brillat TeRRor
"Tell me what I think of a movie and my drunken wife will tell you to go fuck yourself." - Brillat Paul O.
IRON CHEF
(Theme from the movie Backdraft plays in the background.)
http://www.ironchef.com/img/fukui.jpg
Fukui-san says:
Five years ago, a man's fantasy became reality in a forum never seen before - a giant cooking arena. The Kitchen Stadium. The motivation for spending his fortune to create Kitchen Stadium was to encounter new original cuisine's which could be called true artistic creations.
http://www.ironchef.com/img/kaga10.jpg
Chairman Kaga: "ALLEZ CUISINE!"
To realize his dream, he first secretly started selecting the top chefs of various styles of cooking. And he named his men the Iron Chefs - The Invincible Men of Culinary Skill.
Iron Chef Japanese is Masaharu Morimoto.
http://www.ironchef.com/img/morimoto.gif
Iron Chef French is Hiroyuki Sakai.
http://www.ironchef.com/img/sakai.gif
Iron Chef Chinese is Chen Kenichi.
http://www.ironchef.com/img/chin.gif
And Masahiko Kobe is Iron Chef Italian.
http://www.ironchef.com/img/kobe.jpg
The Kitchen Stadium is the arena where Iron Chefs await the challenges of Master Chefs from around the world. Both the Iron Chef and challenger have one hour to tackle the theme ingredient of the day. Using all their senses, skills, creativity, they're to prepare artistic dishes never tasted before. And if ever a challenger wins over the Iron Chef, he or she will gain the people's ovation and fame will meet the Master Chefs from around the world and their artistic creations.
What inspiration will today's challenger bring, and how will the Iron Chef fight back?
The heat will be on!"
Chairman Kaga:
"If my memory serves me correctly, there is a radio show popular in the United States called the Ron and Fez Show. News of its immense popularity has reached as far as Japan, where I have heard one of their staff members is a true food and drink connoisseur. I have also learned that the show has moved to Washington, DC, where my good friend, Ryozo Kato, Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of Japan to the United States of America resides.
It is also a special occasion for the Iron Chef show, the taping of our 500th episode. I heard this show will be carried live through a feed provided by MSteels-san and Jiz-san of the United States to memorialize this special day.
To honor this momentous occasion, we have broken a few rules in Kitchen Stadium. Today, along with the principal challenger, we will allow him to be assisted by two assistants, his mother, a hot dog vendor from Long Island, New York, and what they call the sexy "Silera", a regular guest on the Ron and Fez show. To make it fair, they will compete against three of the Iron Chefs!
Fukui-san:
Coming into Kitchen Stadium are the challengers, "Team Billy Staples", led by B
Brillat-Savarin
also:
"Tell me to put on silver satin pajamas and walk around New York, and I'll tell you that's a good way to get the shit kicked out of you." --Brillat-Iron Chef Japanese
"Tell me what the frequency is and I'll call you Kenneth." --Brillat-Stipe
"Tell me an actor, and I'll link him to me through other movies."--Brillat-Kevin Bacon
"Tell me you are constipated and I'll tell you to have a colonoscopy." --Brillat-Horde King
"Tell me the way I use my walk, and I'll tell you I'm a ladies man." --Brillat-Bee Gees
"Tell me you're a bud and I'll want to smoke you."--Brillat-Aggie
"Tell me I'm a former producer and I'll tell you I'm not gay." -- Brillat Al Dukes
"Tell me you want a menage a trois and I'll get there in my car faster than a NASCAR Pole Car without a Restrictor Plate."-- Brillat Mikey D
"Tell me we're buying a new refrigerator and I'll make sure it has a good crisper section." --Brillat Christopher Lowell
"Tell me anything and I'll kick your ass."- Brillat TeRRor
"Tell me what I think of a movie and my drunken wife will tell you to go fuck yourself." - Brillat Paul O.
IRON CHEF
(Theme from the movie Backdraft plays in the background.)
http://www.ironchef.com/img/fukui.jpg
Fukui-san says:
Five years ago, a man's fantasy became reality in a forum never seen before - a giant cooking arena. The Kitchen Stadium. The motivation for spending his fortune to create Kitchen Stadium was to encounter new original cuisine's which could be called true artistic creations.
http://www.ironchef.com/img/kaga10.jpg
Chairman Kaga: "ALLEZ CUISINE!"
To realize his dream, he first secretly started selecting the top chefs of various styles of cooking. And he named his men the Iron Chefs - The Invincible Men of Culinary Skill.
Iron Chef Japanese is Masaharu Morimoto.
http://www.ironchef.com/img/morimoto.gif
Iron Chef French is Hiroyuki Sakai.
http://www.ironchef.com/img/sakai.gif
Iron Chef Chinese is Chen Kenichi.
http://www.ironchef.com/img/chin.gif
And Masahiko Kobe is Iron Chef Italian.
http://www.ironchef.com/img/kobe.jpg
The Kitchen Stadium is the arena where Iron Chefs await the challenges of Master Chefs from around the world. Both the Iron Chef and challenger have one hour to tackle the theme ingredient of the day. Using all their senses, skills, creativity, they're to prepare artistic dishes never tasted before. And if ever a challenger wins over the Iron Chef, he or she will gain the people's ovation and fame will meet the Master Chefs from around the world and their artistic creations.
What inspiration will today's challenger bring, and how will the Iron Chef fight back?
The heat will be on!"
Chairman Kaga:
"If my memory serves me correctly, there is a radio show popular in the United States called the Ron and Fez Show. News of its immense popularity has reached as far as Japan, where I have heard one of their staff members is a true food and drink connoisseur. I have also learned that the show has moved to Washington, DC, where my good friend, Ryozo Kato, Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of Japan to the United States of America resides.
It is also a special occasion for the Iron Chef show, the taping of our 500th episode. I heard this show will be carried live through a feed provided by MSteels-san and Jiz-san of the United States to memorialize this special day.
To honor this momentous occasion, we have broken a few rules in Kitchen Stadium. Today, along with the principal challenger, we will allow him to be assisted by two assistants, his mother, a hot dog vendor from Long Island, New York, and what they call the sexy "Silera", a regular guest on the Ron and Fez show. To make it fair, they will compete against three of the Iron Chefs!
Fukui-san:
Coming into Kitchen Stadium are the challengers, "Team Billy Staples", led by B