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TomPoo
06-07-2003, 03:43 PM
So, I have recently moved, and in our new house we have expanded our dish service to include Cinemax.
Now everyone knows that late night skinemax is a beautiful thing... but I have found myself not watching other shows I would normally watch late night, cause I don't want to miss hott naked girls.
So the other night, my roomate comes down stairs and says "hey put on Conan, lets see who he has on"
So I respond.. "but look... naked girls"
and so we watched the naked girls.
And now I am left wondering, if hott naked girls are on T.V. doing hott things like having sex with each other, does that always take precedence over any other show on television???
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CaptClown
06-07-2003, 03:58 PM
I am watching the hot naked chicks unless something earthshattering is about to happen.
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Contra
06-07-2003, 04:05 PM
sports or porn?
ahh there lies the REAL question
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Fallon
06-07-2003, 04:07 PM
sports or porn? ahh there lies the REAL question
I've missed about a hundred OT goals this playoff season flipping between hockey and porno.
Don't have to worry about that now that Hot Network is blocked. Son of a bitch!
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Wormwood
06-07-2003, 04:08 PM
late night cinemax naked chick movies are funny and cheesey but I wouldnt say really hot
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Def Dave in SC
06-07-2003, 05:35 PM
You can catch up on the OT goals on sportscenter. You cant see hot naked chivks on sportscenter.
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SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez
06-07-2003, 06:50 PM
Late night Cinemax is NOT porn. Except for lonely houswives and "confused" college students.
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Reephdweller
06-07-2003, 06:53 PM
Late night Cinemax is NOT porn. Except for lonely houswives and "confused" college students.
I totally agree, I would rather watch Conan than put on Cinemax porn. I prefer my porn to be the real deal stuff, hardcore etc.
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06-07-2003, 06:54 PM
I would have to say yes, unless theres something having to do with sports maybe.
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PanterA
06-07-2003, 07:30 PM
I would reply to this thread but I'm too busy watching porn.
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I might watch something else if I've finished already.
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06-08-2003, 08:24 AM
And now I am left wondering, if hott naked girls are on T.V. doing hott things like having sex with each other, does that always take precedence over any other show on television???
I dont really like watching porn with another guy around. It feels oogy.
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TooCute
06-08-2003, 08:38 AM
Hey Tommy, does this mean you have a computer and you can post again???
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TheMojoPin
06-08-2003, 09:31 AM
I dont really like watching porn with another guy around. It feels oogy.
Bingo-bango-bongo. At some point you essentially end up ONLY thinking about how much you wanna jerk off, and who knows when they day may come where you'll simply break down that last taboo and whip it out and work it up right in front of your roommmate?
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SatCam
06-08-2003, 02:43 PM
Watch Conan, record the porn, and watch it during the soaps.
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TomPoo
06-08-2003, 07:18 PM
Hey Tommy, does this mean you have a computer and you can post again???
as long as there is no porn on
(seriously, still firewallled at work, the man is still keepin this brotha down)
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HordeKing1
06-08-2003, 07:26 PM
Is Porn always the choice?
I prefer sex
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Death Metal Moe
06-08-2003, 07:43 PM
I have to agree with the "bit woop" crowd.
I will not watch wex and pron instead of something really funny or good on TV. It's my "Baywatch" theory. I wouldn't watch that show on a bet because it was horrible. You need more than tits to get me to tune in. But it was the #1 sydicated show in the world for a while, maybe it still is.
I know soft porn and Baywatch are 2 different things, but I think there is something to be said for my findings.
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phixion
06-08-2003, 07:57 PM
I know soft porn and Baywatch are 2 different things
yeah soft porn has slightly less clothes and slightly better acting.......
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newport king
06-08-2003, 07:58 PM
i steal cable so it's espn/playboy/hotnetwork/(sometimes a ppv movie) those are the only channels i watch. i don't even know where hbo is on my box.
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Death Metal Moe
06-08-2003, 08:06 PM
don't even know where hbo is on my box.
It's right below your Clitoris.
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newport king
06-08-2003, 08:11 PM
It's right below your Clitoris.
i saw that one coming as soon as i posted it.
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Aggie
06-09-2003, 08:44 AM
So sad Tommy! You sound like Chandler and Joey from Friends that didn't want to change the channel because they were afraid they'd lose the free porn.
If you want to batch, just go watch your special edition DVD's of Crossroads and Bring It On and you'll be all set.
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TomPoo
06-13-2003, 01:45 PM
If you want to batch, just go watch your special edition DVD's of Crossroads and Bring It On and you'll be all set.
every chance you get you THROW those two movies in my face!
Well, if the TRUTH be told, Aggie, is just as big a fan of Bring It On as I am! So there!
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DrewP
06-13-2003, 02:01 PM
Skinemax movies are aweful, some of the chicks are hot, but I can't stand the over-inflated tight-as-a-drum breasts.
I do have a pretty good porn collection as it is so I just throw on a DVD when I need to work up a batch.
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